Hoodies

Please ensure sizing is correct when ordering as all hoodies are made to order.

These are classic hooded sweatshirts. We use AWDis Hoodies which are 280gsm in weight. They have a double-fabric hood with self-coloured draw cord, front pouch pocket, ribbed hem & cuffs and set in sleeves. Twin needle stitching detail to armholes, hems & cuffs. 80% cotton / 20% polyester.

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Death and Albert Hogswatch Sweatshirt

£28.00 – £30.00

Death & Albert Hogswatch Seasonal Sweatshirt.

HO HO HO.

‘Well, the night is young,’ said Albert, sitting back in the sacks.
THE NIGHT IS OLD.  THE NIGHT IS ALWAYS OLD.
The pigs galloped on.  Then, ‘No, it ain’t.’
I’M SORRY?
‘The night isn’t any older than the day, master.  It stands to reason.  There must have been a day before anyone knew what the night was.’
YES, BUT IT’S MORE DRAMATIC.
‘Oh.  Right, then.’ Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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The Librarian Under the Mistletoe Hogswatch Sweatshirt

£28.00 – £30.00

The Librarian under the mistletoe. A jolly festive sweatshirt. A wonderful edition to any  seasonal wardrobe.

“Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.”
“Very nourishin’ fruit, Mr Stibbons.”
“Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it’s not actually a fruit, sir.”
“Really?”
“Yes, sir. Botanically, it’s a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it’s cladistically associated with the Krullian pipefish, sir, which of course is also yellow and goes around in bunches or shoals.”
“And lives in trees?”
“Well, not usually, sir. The banana is obviously exploiting a new niche.”
“Good heavens, really? It’s a funny thing, but I’ve never much liked bananas and I’ve always been a bit suspicious of fish, too. That’d explain it.” Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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Unseen University

£28.00-£30.00

Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters, and you can show your allegiance now with this classic hoodie.

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Unseen University Crest

£28-£30

This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.

‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’

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City Watch Crest Hooded Top

£28.00 – £30.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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Available in sizes S - 5XL

Anthill Inside Hoodie

£28.00-£30.00

“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”

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