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Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4

£22.50

Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!

  • Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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City Watch Socks

£6.50

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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Unseen University Socks

£6.50

Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!

Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.

  • One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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Death Socks

£6.50

Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…

These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!

  • One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Look stylish on all astral planes

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The Turtle Moves Socks

£6.50

It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.

Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.

  • One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests

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Father Christmas’s Fake Beard

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£12.99

Format: Hardback

Page count: 204

Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different?

Turkey and carols, presents and crackers – they all start to feel a bit . . . samey.

How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store, or was even arrested for burglary!?

Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) – you’ll never see Christmas in the same way again.

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The Little Blue Book

£20.00

Launched to celebrate the new exhibition at Salisbury Museum, Terry Pratchett: HisWorld, this collectable book features an introduction by exhibition curator Richard Henry and a guide to some of the Discworld’s most memorable characters, all illustrated by Paul Kidby. Text is by Stephen Briggs.

An extremely limited print run, this book is available embossed from Discworld.com while stocks last.

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The Terry Pratchett Diary

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£20.00

Format: Hardback

Size: 14.8 x 1.6 x 21 cm

Sir Terry Pratchett left us, far too early, in March 2015. To celebrate his life and works, we’ve given over the 2017 Discworld Diary – which will be a perennial diary – to remembrances and tributes from some of those who knew and loved him and his extraordinary body of work. Contributors include Neil Gaiman, A S Byatt, Terry Pratchett’s literary agent Colin Smythe, co-author of the Long Earth books Stephen Baxter, famed bookseller Rog Peyton, and many more.

With an introduction from his daughter Rhianna Pratchett and an afterword from longtime friend and colleague Rob Wilkins.

Exclusively embossed with Sir Terry’s signature and sealed with his personal coat of arms – the design of which he oversaw himself.

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Feegle Sheep

£1.00

Take home this freshly-stolen Feegle sheep, it’s ribbon emblazoned with one of their most inspirational sayings: They can tak’ oour lives but they cannae tak’ oour troousers!

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Great A’Tuin Temporary Tattoo

£2.25

Size: 65mm x 65mm

Temporarily adorn your body with one of the most popular Discworld images of all-time, Great A’Tuin. Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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Rob Anybody Temporary Tattoo

£2.25

Quicker than covering yourself in blue paint, and ever so slightly less conspicuous, this Rob Anybody temporary tattoo will look great on you, even if you’re ‘Wee’! Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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City Watch Crest Temporary Tattoo

£2.25

Stand out as a member of the City Watch (or put it somewhere more discreet if you’re undercover). Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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Death on Binky T-shirt

£20.00 – £22.00

This digitally printed 100% cotton premium Gildan T-shirt pictures Death on Binky, his trusty steed.

“Death’s pale horse’s name was Binky He was a real horse. Death had tried fiery steeds and skeletal horses in the past, and found them impractical, especially the fiery ones, which tended to set light to their own bedding and stand in the middle of it looking embarrassed.” 

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