A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.