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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Compact Reporter Bag

£20.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this fantastic sand-coloured City Watch reporter bag. This washed canvas reporter bag comes complete with an iPad™/Tablet compartment, a zippered rear pocket, a zippered mesh pocket under the flap and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity; 5 Litres, Weight; 352g.

Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Canvas Satchel Messenger Bag

£35.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ messenger bag. With a padded laptop compartment which will accept most laptop computers up to 15.4″ screen this brown bag comes complete with zippered pockets under front flap, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap with pad. Capacity 16 Litres. Every special constable should have one of these.

Size: 390 x 340 x 130mm

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Beggar’s Guild Badge

£4.50

Size: 29 x 33mm

A brand new addition to our ever popular badge range. Show your allegiance to the Beggars’ guild! MONETA SVPERVACANEA, MAGISTER? – Spare change, guv’nor?

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Cats Tea Towel

£6.95

For feline admirers everywhere, this tea towel, featuring some of Terry Pratchett’s enduring wisdom, is the ideal kitchen accessory. Whether you’ve got a Greebo, a Maurice or a Ratbag at home, this reminder as to their superiority is sure to draw comments – and miaows from all!

This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.

Size: 50cm x 78cm

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Conjuror’s Guild Badge

£4.50

Size: 27 x 33mm

A brand new addition to our ever popular badge range. Show your allegiance to the Conjurors’ guild! NVNC ELLE EST MAGICVS – Now That’s Magic.

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Dried Frog Pills

£2.50

Originally concocted by the Wizards of Unseen University from extremely poisonous frogs to help the Bursar attain a modicum of sanity, our frog pills are not at all poisonous and instead have a fresh, minty taste.

Produced for the Terry Pratchett Memorial, we are making these available to the public due to popular demand.

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Dweenie Mug

£8.00

A brand new mug detailing a vast collection of Discworld Dweenie characters by the artist Ray Friesen. See if you can recognise them all!

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Feegle Horde Mug

£8.00

Crivens! Featuring a veritable collection of pictsies, this mug, illustrated by the artist Ray Friesen, is the best way to drink your blindingly strong beverage of choice!

They were all about six inches tall and mostly colored blue, although it was hard to know if that was the actual color of their skins or just the dye from their tattoos, which covered every inch that wasn’t covered with red hair. They wore short kilts, and some wore other bits of clothing too, like skinny vests. A few of them wore rabbit or rat skulls on their heads, as a sort of helmet. And every single one of them carried, slung across his back, a sword nearly as big as he was.

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Greebo Pencil Mug

£8.00

The second in a series of prints released back in 1995, this pencil image of Greebo is now available in all it’s glory as a mug.

Nanny Ogg also kept a cat, a huge one-eyed grey tom called Greebo who divided his time between sleeping, eating and fathering the most enormous incestuous feline tribe. He opened his eye like a yellow window into Hell when he heard Granny’s broomstick land awkwardly on the back lawn. With the instinct of his kind he recognised Granny as an inveterate cat-hater and oozed gently under a chair.

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Guild of Assassins Compact Reporter Bag

£20.00

Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. Complete with an internal organiser section, adjustable shoulder strap, antique brass effect fittings and zippered rear pocket. Capacity 5 Litres.

Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm

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Librarian Pencil Mug

£8.00

The very first pencil print released was the Librarian, a perennial favourite with readers. This classic illustration is now available as a mug for the very first time.

So it was reasonable to assume that the small purple newts had been part of the floor and the pineapple custard may once have been some books. And several of the wizards later swore that the small sad orangutan sitting in the middle of it all looked very much like the head librarian.

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Rat Tea Towel

£6.95

In association with Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, show off your mastery of rodent-based cuisine with this carefully detailed guide to cooking the perfect rat!

Based on a design by Paul Kidby, this 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.

Size: 50cm x 78cm

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