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📯 As the FIFA World Cup 2026™ kicks off this week, we look back at Terry Pratchett’s brilliant homage to the game…
⚽ Unseen Academicals
Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork. And now the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match — without using magic — so they’re in the mood for trying everything else.
The prospect of the Big Match draws in a street urchin with a wonderful talent for kicking a tin can, a maker of jolly good pies, a dim but beautiful young woman who might just turn out to be the greatest fashion model there has ever been, and the mysterious Mr Nutt (and no one knows anything much about Mr Nutt… not even Mr Nutt).
“Because the thing about football — the important thing about football — is that it is not just ab out football.
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!”
“In any case the rules don’t concern us at this point. We have to play the game in any eventuality and so we will abide by them in the best traditions of sportsmanship… until we have worked out where they may be most usefully broken to our advantage.”
Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett 📚https://tinyurl.com/unseen-academicals
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Discworld Convention World Cup Collectable Pin + Alchemist’s Guild + Fool’s Guild + City Watch crest. Rare. Limited numbers available.
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Which team are you supporting?
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“I’d like to know if I could compare you to a summer’s day. Because - well, June 12th was quite nice ...” — Wyrd Sisters
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Take a sneak peek at the new 2027 Discworld Calendar. Paul Kidby’s stunning artwork meets meticulously researched dates in this must-have Collector’s Edition. The Turtle Moves… and so does your year planner!
PRE-ORDER NOW! AVAILABLE 1st JULY
👀 https://tinyurl.com/2027-discworld-calendar
“Wen considered the nature of time and understood that the universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. Therefore, he understood, there is no past. The past is a way of expressing the fact that the universe is, at every moment, created.”
Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett
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Happy Glorious 25th of May! GNU Sir Terry Pratchett.
How do they rise up?
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#nationalnumeracyday
It was amazing, he thought, how people would argue against figures on no better basis than `they must be wrong`.
`I`m sure the Bursar would not agree with those figures,` said the Senior Wrangler sourly.
`That is so,` said Ponder, `but I`m afraid that is because he regards the decimal point as a nuisance`.
Unseen Academicals
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Small Gods was published on this day, 1992. The 13th Discworld novel, it tells the origin of the god Om, and his relations with his prophet, the reformer Brutha.
‘I said, that’s blasphemy!’
‘Blasphemy? How can I blaspheme? I’m a god!’
New Letterbox Edition now available! 📚 https://tinyurl.com/small-gods-by-terry
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#WorldBeeDay 🐝
‘Sometimes human beings are very much like bees. Bees are fiercely protective of their hive, provided you are outside it. Once you`re in, the workers sort of assume that it must have been cleared by management and take no notice...’ — Good Omens
Image: The Observer
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What if, for once, the predictions are right? 😬 Perhaps you`ll need something to fill time...
Showcasing Good Omens: The Official (and Ineffable) Graphic Novel (Dust jacketed, slipcase edition. A great adventure and our heroes are gloriously visioned here by the divine hand of artist Colleen Doran.
👀 Reversible dust jacket featuring additional variant covers, all neatly packed up in a slipcase with gold and spot varnish detailing. There is also a bookmark to help keep your place.
🔥 https://tinyurl.com/GO-graphic-novel-slip-edition
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As the temperature gradually becomes warmer here and there`s a touch of Spring in the air, our own Silver and Golden Hare have finally returned to the Chalke. You can read more about it here... 👀 https://tinyurl.com/hare-news.
Beautifully boxed, this would make the perfect gift for all would be witches.
‘And in the dream the fire raged, and a dark figure pulled aside the flames as if they were curtains, and there was the hare sitting by the dark figure as if she was a pet. The hare caught Tiffany’s eye and jumped into the fire. And Tiffany knew.’
I Shall Wear Midnight, Terry Pratchett
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Today, on #NationalLostSockMemorialDay, we remember the brave single socks claimed by the Eater of Socks, that small, elephant-like laundry monster from the Unseen University, born of belief in Hogfather. (And let’s not forget its pencil-munching cousin, the Stealer of Pencils.)
May your drawers stay full and your pairs eternal. RIP, lost socks. Perhaps some replacements? 🧦 https://tinyurl.com/discworld-socks
“The Eater of Socks looked up at the wizards, cautiously. Then its jaws started to work again. …grnf, grnf…
‘Here, that’s one of mine!’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies, making a grab. The Eater of Socks backed away hurriedly. …
‘Funny lookin’ little thing, ain’t it?’ said Ridcully…”
— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Get ready and celebrate the Glorious 25th May with us.
"Moss had grown over the wooden markers of the other six, but it had been scraped off the central one, revealing the name: JOHN KEEL.
And carved underneath, by someone who had taken some pains, was:
How Do They Rise Up." — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
Wear the lilac. 👉 https://mailchi.mp/discworld.com/glorious-25th-may-2026
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"If cats looked like frogs we`d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That`s what people remember."
📚https://tinyurl.com/Discworld-lords-and-ladies
Happy (slightly belated) #savethefrogsday🐸
On the #Discworld, even the toughest witch knows that appearances can be deceiving. Celebrating the humble frog, vital little ecosystem heroes doing their bit to keep the world in balance. Let’s give frogs the appreciation they deserve (and maybe spare a thought for poor Greebo too).
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