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Happy #NationalGardeningDay!
If you have green fingers, channel your inner Nanny Ogg, though maybe stick to growing vegetables rather than her more `creative` herb selections. After all, Nanny quite liked cooking, provided there were other people around to chop up the vegetables and wash the dishes... A garden grows better with a good cackle! 🌱👩🌾
🍳 https://tinyurl.com/cook-with-nanny
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While chaos reigns across the Disc and the wizards of Unseen University panic, one man stays calm, does the calculations and quietly knows his worth: Ponder Stibbons.
Today marks the 13th anniversary of 📚 The Science of Discworld IV: Judgement Day 📚 the book where wizards, science, belief and Roundworld collide in true Terry style.
We think this is the perfect time to share our brand-new Ponder Stibbons “Rocket Wizard” t-shirt with you. Are you a Rocket Wizard❓
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ACTUALLY I AM A ROCKET WIZARD in rich black on high-quality white cotton. Minimalist, bold and instantly recognisable to any true #Discworld fan. Whether you’re an engineer, scientist, programmer, student or simply someone who prefers logic over luck, this shirt lets you wear your inner Rocket Wizard with quiet pride.
Which Discworld character would you wear on a t-shirt❓ We`d love to hear.
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Today is #tradingcardsforgrownupsday! How is your Discworld.com collection coming along? 👀
“Inside every sane person there`s a madman struggling to get out,” said the shopkeeper. “That’s what I’ve always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.” — Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett
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Happy #WorldRatDay! A day dedicated to these clever creatures and the fight against #rat stigma.
“I EXPECT,” he said, “THAT YOU COULD MURDER A PIECE OF CHEESE?”
— Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett
🐀 https://tinyurl.com/death-of-rats-sweatshirt
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#WorldAquaticAnimalDay🐟🐠🐡🦈🪼🦐
April 3rd is a day dedicated to showing appreciation for and highlighting the significance of aquatic animals.
Celebrate with us as we highlight the inquisitive Curious Squid and the colossal sea monsters that decorate the maps in The Last Hero... until Archchancellor Ridcully proves they`re just the right size for a good catch!
🔗 https://tinyurl.com/the-last-hero
🔗 https://tinyurl.com/curious-squid-pin
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#internationalchildrensbookday
A fitting remark by #SirTerryPratchett on the perceived difference between writing for children versus writing for adults.
“One group is concerned with the major problems facing mankind. Questions of loyalty and belief and heroism and the really serious things that involve us as a species.
And the others we call Adults.”
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#NationalTaterDay
“If you were shipwrecked on a desert island, what would you prefer, a bag of potatoes or a bag of gold?”
“Yes, but a desert island isn’t Ankh-Morpork!”
“And that proves gold is only valuable because we agree it is, right? It’s just a dream. But a potato is always worth a potato, anywhere. A knob of butter and a pinch of salt and you’ve got a meal, anywhere. Bury gold in the ground and you’ll be worrying about thieves for ever.”
Making Money, Terry Pratchett
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Ankh-Morpork did not have many hospitals. All the Guilds maintained their own sanitariums, and there were a few public ones run by the odder religious organizations, like the Balancing Monks, but by and large medical assistance was nonexistent and people had to die inefficiently, without the aid of doctors. It was generally thought that the existence of cures encouraged slackness and was in any case probably against Nature’s way - GUARDS! GUARDS!
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"Why does ketchup cost almost as much the rat?" said Angua.
"Have you tried rat without ketchup?" said Carrot.
Men at Arms, #TerryPratchett
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#nationalsomethingonastickday
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#WearAHatDay 🎩
"It wasn’t the wearing of the hats that counted so much as having one to wear. Every trade, every craft had its hat. That’s why kings had hats. Take the crown off a king and all you had was someone good at having a weak chin and waving to people. Hats had power. Hats were important.” — Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
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#goodhairday We love having a little bit of fun with this one!
Join the Faculty, with a good hair day today. Attached 🖼 for some inspiration. 😁
"The old bards said they got better as they got older, although the old men tend to say this sort of thing regardless of daily experience.” — Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
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"He found that he had this sudden desperate longing for the fuming, smoky streets of Ankh-Morpork, which was always at its best in the spring."
The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett
For our Roundworld, today marks the 2026 #springequinox for the UK and Northern Hemisphere. Days will be longer than nights for the next six months. 😎🌞
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Enter Sir Terry Pratchett’s Discworld
We have been supplying official, licenced Discworld merchandise featuring the artwork of Paul Kidby for over twenty years. Within these pages you will meet all your favourite characters from witches, wizards, watchmen and dragons, to trolls, the Nac Mac Feegles and of course, DEATH. We offer the widest possible range of merchandise and gifts and pride ourselves on producing top quality products at affordable prices. There is something for every Terry Pratchett fan and we are the ONLY suppliers of books that are beautifully embossed and sealed with Terry’s signature stamp and coat of arms, the design of which was overseen and approved by Terry himself.
