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📚 Tales of Time and Space, Terry`s 4-in-1 collection of bedtime stories. ✨ STARRY tales of time travel, space and...lemonade?!
Pre-order your copy 🚀 https://bit.ly/tales-of-time-and-space

"‘Whoever heard of three kids going to the Moon?’ Goggles (a kid who has been to the Moon)"

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Today in Ankh-Morpork: It`s Tumpers! 🧂🗡

"TUMPERS
It quickly became a tradition for the whole Guild to process to the Tump, where the new boys would be sprinkled with salt to instill them with wit for their coming years at CS, `sal` meaning both salt and wit, and puns being the lowest form of the latter. Later this became a means of raising funds for Guild charities.
Every year on 12 January, boys from the school go out in pairs on to the streets of Ankh-Morpork. One carries a stoneware pot of salt, the other a leather drawstring purse. They accost passers-by and encourage them to make a donation to the Guild. When they receive money, the donor is given a pinch of salt and everyone feels embarrassed.” The Ankh-Morpork Archives - Volume 1 by Terry Pratchett & Stephen Briggs 🔗 https://bit.ly/The-Ankh-Morpork-Archives-Vol-1

If you`re out in the streets today, watch for polite young gentlemen in black offering you a charitable pinch...

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🌌 The Discworld bestsellers that enchanted fans in 2025. From sold-out calendars to Tiffany`s iconic necklace and Granny`s legendary hoodie! 🧙‍♀️🧹
Which was YOUR favourite? Dive into the full list and relive the magic...
👉https://bit.ly/discworld-newsletter-top-2025
Thank you for being part of the Discworld.com community. Here`s to more adventures in 2026! 🚀
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On this very day, December 25th, our Roundworld Christmas, the wizards of Unseen University mark a cherished tradition: the Election of the Boy Archchancellor!
Amid the Hogswatch feasts and flying spells, a young wizard gets the hat, be it temporarily.
Whether you`re celebrating Christmas, Hogswatch, or just surviving the wizards` idea of fun, we wish you all a truly magical day filled with joy and good cheer!
Happy Christmas from everyone at Discworld.com!

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Happy #NationalShortPersonDay! 📏

The legendary Count Casanunda knows a thing or two about stature:

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Count Giamo Casanunda
World’s SECOND Greatest Lover
Outrageous Liar
Swordsman · Soldier of Fortune · Stepladder Salesman & Repairer
At Your Service
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…according to his famous visiting card, so it must be true!

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HO HO HO
This Friday brings the Closest Friday to the Middle of December – the Carol Service for Hogswatch at the Assassin`s Guild! And in a delightful bit of Roundworld timing, the very next day (20th December) is #GoCarolingDay! Perfect excuse to channel those Merry Wassailers, spreading cheer (or perhaps a touch of peril?).
As we all prepare for a jolly Hogswatch, Discworld.com will be closing up shop for the holidays. But fear not, we`ll be back refreshed and ready on January 5th, 2026. Wishing you all a merry one!
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We`re running a little behind due to the high volume of Hogswatch orders. We are working very hard to catch up and plan to be up-to-date within the week. Now.. would you excuse us whilst we get back to it. 📦 www.discworld.com

Reminder: Hogswatch order deadlines; International - 2nd Dec, Europe - 9th Dec & UK - 16th Dec. Remember to check emails and spam boxes for your your order confirmation.

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Some of you may fondly recall Terry winning the ✨ Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize ✨ back in 2012 for his brilliant Discworld novel Snuff.
Every year, this award for Comic Fiction goes to the novels that truly tickle the funny bone
To celebrate its 25th anniversary, all 25 past winners have been thrown into a magnificent showdown. The one that makes the esteemed judges chuckle the loudest will be awarded the Vintage Bollinger Prize crown.
We`re heading out now to the glitzy London ceremony being held tonight, ready to raise a glass (or two) to Terry`s enduring wit. Fingers and toes are well and truly crossed. Who knows?

📚 https://bit.ly/Terry-Pratchetts-Snuff
🍃 It may look idyllic, but the countryside isn’t all flowers and thatched cottages and bracing walks in your best tweed...
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The Roundworld Year for 2026 shall be known as
🥁🥁🥁 The Year of the Curious Squid

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Enter Sir Terry Pratchett’s Discworld

We have been supplying official, licenced Discworld merchandise featuring the artwork of Paul Kidby for over twenty years. Within these pages you will meet all your favourite characters from witches, wizards, watchmen and dragons, to trolls, the Nac Mac Feegles and of course, DEATH. We offer the widest possible range of merchandise and gifts and pride ourselves on producing top quality products at affordable prices. There is something for every Terry Pratchett fan and we are the ONLY suppliers of books that are beautifully embossed and sealed with Terry’s signature stamp and coat of arms, the design of which was overseen and approved by Terry himself.