The City Watch

Available in Ladies Fit

City Watch T-shirt T-shirt

£18.00 – £22.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch t-shirt with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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City Watch Crest Hooded Top

£28.00 – £30.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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Assembly & Painting Required

Lady Sybil Ramkin Miniature

£10.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality metal cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Cheery Littlebottom Miniature

£8.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality metal cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Detritus Miniature

£32.50

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality metal cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Errol Miniature

£8.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest!

Provided with a 30mm plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Captain Carrot Miniature

£9.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Angua von Überwald Miniature

£8.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Sam Vimes Miniature

£8.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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PRICE DROP!

City Watch Crest Temporary Tattoo

£2.25 £1 50p

Stand out as a member of the City Watch (or put it somewhere more discreet if you’re undercover). Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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Vimes with Swamp Dragon Miniature

£8.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality metal cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Nobby Nobbs Miniature

£8.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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City Watch Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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The City Watch Badge Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our olive City Watch beanie. Wear it with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was ‘policeman’. If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge?

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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Sergeant Fred Colon Miniature

£8.00

This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).

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Last Chance to Buy !

Fabricati Diem T-shirt

£20.00 – £22.00

This design will be retiring soon.

This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, illustrating one of the most famous scenes from Guards, Guards!

Captain Vimes limped forward from the shadows.

A small and extremely frightened golden dragon was clamped firmly under one arm. His other hand held it by the tail.

The rioters watched it, hypnotised.

“Now I know what you’re thinking,” Vimes went on, softly. “You’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left? And, y’know, I ain’t so sure myself…”

He leaned forward, sighting between the dragon’s ears, and his voice buzzed like a knife blade:

“What you’ve got to ask yourself is: Am I feeling lucky?”

This design will be retiring soon

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Canvas Despatch Bag

£35.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ despatch bag. This military green bag comes complete with zippered main compartment Dual rear pouch pockets and Rip-Strip™ closure. Multiple zippered pockets, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity 14 Litres. Every special constable should have one of these.

Washing Instructions
Sponge clean only

Size: 40 x 30 x 12cm

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Rucksack

£35.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ military green rucksack. 100% cotton canvas and comes complete with a padded laptop compartment (compatible up to 14”), authentic PU and metal accents, padded back and base panel, heavy rope draw cord closure, adjustable padded shoulder straps and a grab handle. Capacity 19 litres.

Size: 260x450x165mm

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Compact Reporter Bag

£20.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this fantastic sand-coloured City Watch reporter bag. This washed canvas reporter bag comes complete with an iPad™/Tablet compartment, a zippered rear pocket, a zippered mesh pocket under the flap and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity; 5 Litres, Weight; 352g.

Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm

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Dragons Tea Towel

£7.00

Add some flare to the washing up! Featuring the artwork of Discworld artist Paul Kidby, and the careful observations of Leonard of Quirm on dragons.

This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.

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Glorious 25th May Tea Towel

£8.00

Size: 74cmx48cm

This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.

Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!

…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes

Size: 48cm x 74cm

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City Watch Lanyard

£6.00

Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.

‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip.  He doesn’t let on what he knows.  He doesn’t say what he’s thinking.  No.  He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time.  His mind works like mad but his face is a blank.  Until he’s ready.’

A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.

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The City Watch Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and bearing their motto – ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.

The notebook comes complete with a set of City Watch stickers.

Vimes had surreptitiously taken to carrying a notebook these days, and he had noted the damage as if the mere act of writing it down somehow made the world a more understandable place.

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