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  • City Watch Hooded Top

    City Watch Hooded Top

    Price range: £30 through £32

    Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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  • Hex Tote With a Quote

    Hex Tote With a Quote

    £10

    Hex recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring the elaborate Unseen University computer and a quote from the Terry Pratchett’s novel, Hogfather.
    “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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  • Guild of Assassins Mini Messenger BagGuild of Assassins Mini Messenger Bag

    Guild of Assassins Mini Messenger Bag

    £15
    Black Guild of Assassins Mini Messenger. Compact, discreet and built for those who travel light. Recycled ripstop nylon with magnetic flap, zip pockets, and the Assassins crest.
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  • Bright white ceramic mug featuring Rincewind Screaming by Paul Kidby, Discworld wizards and Unseen University characters

    Rincewind Screaming Mug

    £8

    Rincewind screaming, a parody of Munch’s famous painting The Scream. Painted for the paperback edition of The Last Hero, the twitchy Rincewind seems to be the perfect character for this image.

    ‘If we get a chance,’ whispered Rincewind to Nijel, ‘we run, right?’
    ‘Where to?’
    ‘From,’ said Rincewind, ‘the important word is from.’ (S)

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  • Tiffany Trust in Yourself Hooded Top

    Tiffany Trust in Yourself Hooded Top

    Price range: £30 through £32

    Trust in yourself and wear your high-quality denim blue Tiffany hoodie with pride.

    “If you TRUST in yourself and believe in your Dreams and follow your star… you’ll still get beaten by people who spend their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

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  • Ankh-Morpork City Watch Heritage Waxed Canvas BackpackAnkh-Morpork City Watch Heritage Waxed Canvas Backpack

    Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Waxed Canvas Backpack

    £45
    Sand-coloured waxed canvas backpack with genuine leather accents and the City Watch crest. Built for Watch constables and modern adventurers alike. Laptop compatible up to 15.6″. Capacity 9 litres.
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  • Unseen University Crest Hooded Top

    Unseen University Crest Hooded Top

    Price range: £30 through £32

    This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.

    ‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly.

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  • Forest green mini messenger bag with copper Ankh-Morpork City Watch badge and black adjustable strap.

    Ankh-Morpork City Watch Mini Messenger Bag

    £15
    Pine-green recycled-nylon mini messenger with the City Watch crest. Compact, zipped and hands-free, for constables who travel light.
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