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  • Death With Albert Hogswatch T-Shirt

    Death With Albert Hogswatch T-Shirt

    Price range: £22 through £24

    Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.

    “No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”

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  • I Ate'nt Dead Beanie

    I Ate’nt Dead Beanie

    £10

    When you’re out borrowing or just need a power nap, this cozy beanie lets everyone know your current status.

  • Squeak! Beanie

    Squeak! Beanie

    £10

    Show your appreciation for Discworld’s most specialised anthropomorphic personification with this sleek black beanie featuring ‘SQUEAK!’ embroidered in skeletal white lettering.

  • UU Beanie

    UU Beanie

    £10

    Keep warm with our burgundy coloured beanie and carry the wizards of Unseen University with you.

  • Born to Rune Beanie

    Born to Rune Beanie

    £10

    Keep warm with our black beanie. Baby you were ‘Born to Rune’!

  • Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4 - Size 4-7

    Discworld Socks – Set of 4 Colour Pairs

    Available in sizes 4-7 or 7-11! Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!

  • Ook! Beanie

    Ook! Beanie

    £10

    Keep warm with our orange beanie featuring the Librarian’s “Ook!”, meaning yes, where as “Eek” tends to mean no.

  • Death Socks

    Death Socks

    £6.50

    Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…

    These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!

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  • City Watch Socks

    City Watch Socks

    £6.50

    Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

    Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

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  • Unseen University Socks

    Unseen University Socks

    £6.50

    Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!

    Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.

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  • The Turtle Moves Socks - Size 7 - 11

    The Turtle Moves Socks (Size 4 – 7)

    £6.50

    Size 4 – 7 only!
    It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.

    Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.

    One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
    Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
    The perfect Hogswatch gift
    Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
    UK Sizes 4 – 7
    Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests

  • The Turtle moves socks

    The Turtle Moves Socks (Size 7 – 11)

    £6.50

    Size 7 to 11 only!
    It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.

    Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.

    One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
    Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
    The perfect Hogswatch gift
    Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
    UK Sizes 7 – 11
    Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests

  • Discworld Socks 2 – Complete Set of 4

    Discworld Socks Black Set – 4 Pairs

    £22.50

    New Designs! Size 7-11.
    Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring Rob Anybody, Sir Terry Pratchett, The Luggage and Rincewind!

    Four pairs of socks with instantly recognisable Discworld individuals
    Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
    Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
    UK Sizes 7 – 11
    Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

  • Rob Anybody Socks

    Rob Anybody Socks

    £6.50

    One pair of black socks featuring Rob Anybody, Feegle Extraordinaire

  • The City Watch Badge Beanie

    The City Watch Badge Beanie

    £10

    Keep warm with our olive City Watch beanie. Wear it with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

  • Nac Mac Feegles Lanyard

    Nac Mac Feegles Lanyard

    £6

    ‘The Nac Mac Feegle were indeed ferocious and fearsome fighters, with the minor drawback – from their point of view – that seconds into any fight, sheer enjoyment took over, and they tended to attack one another, nearby trees and, if no other target presented itself, themselves. ‘

    Crivens!

    A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.

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