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  • Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Rucksack

    Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Rucksack

    £38
    This premium City Watch Vintage Rucksack in rich caramel is the perfect companion for patrolling Ankh-Morpork, or just surviving your daily adventures.
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  • Bright white ceramic mug featuring Rincewind Screaming by Paul Kidby, Discworld wizards and Unseen University characters

    Rincewind Screaming Mug

    £8

    Rincewind screaming, a parody of Munch’s famous painting The Scream. Painted for the paperback edition of The Last Hero, the twitchy Rincewind seems to be the perfect character for this image.

    ‘If we get a chance,’ whispered Rincewind to Nijel, ‘we run, right?’
    ‘Where to?’
    ‘From,’ said Rincewind, ‘the important word is from.’ (S)

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  • Something Wicked… T-Shirt

    Something Wicked… T-Shirt

    Price range: £22 through £24

    This high quality navy  t-shirt is screen printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy.  Something wicked this way comes indeed…

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  • Forest green mini messenger bag with copper Ankh-Morpork City Watch badge and black adjustable strap.

    Ankh-Morpork City Watch Mini Messenger Bag

    £15
    Pine-green recycled-nylon mini messenger with the City Watch crest. Compact, zipped and hands-free, for constables who travel light.
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  • Something Wicked... Tea Towel

    Something Wicked… Tea Towel

    £8

    This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy.  Something wicked this way comes indeed…
    Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
    ‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.

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  • Unseen University Crest Hooded Top

    Unseen University Crest Hooded Top

    Price range: £30 through £32

    This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.

    ‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly.

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  • Hex Tote With a Quote

    Hex Tote With a Quote

    £10

    Hex recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring the elaborate Unseen University computer and a quote from the Terry Pratchett’s novel, Hogfather.
    “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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  • City Watch Hooded Top

    City Watch Hooded Top

    Price range: £30 through £32

    Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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