A Million Hillsides Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Terry’s immortal words from Lords and Ladies.
Granny Weatherwax
“She’d been a witch all her life. And one of the things a witch did was stand right on the edge, where the decisions had to be made. You made them so that others didn’t have to, so that others could even pretend to themselves that there were no decisions to be made, no little secrets, that things just happened. You never said what you knew. And you didn’t ask for anything in return.” – Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
I Still Ate’nt Dead
£5.00
Based on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘borrowing’ card – make sure your friends don’t bury you too soon. Approximately 40mm Wide
Granny Weatherwax Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
Anthill Inside Shopper
£10.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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I Still Ate’nt Dead Shopper
£10.00
Our brand new shopper bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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Granny Weatherwax Hooded Top
£30.00 - £32.00
High-quality moss green Granny Weatherwax hoodie, bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
I Ate’nt Dead Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
When you’re out borrowing or just need a power nap, this cozy beanie lets everyone know your current status. Featuring Granny Weatherwax’s iconic misspelled note embroidered in rustic style, perfect for witches and headologists alike.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
Product Features:
– 100% premium double layer knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘ embroidered in cream thread
– One size fits most (even with witch’s hat hair)
– Ideal for borrowing sessions and witch trials
– Machine washable
– Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie
Wyrd Sisters 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Indulge in a thrilling 1000-piece puzzle showcasing Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.
“Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.”
— Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Small - 2XL
The Wyrd Sisters T-Shirt T-shirt
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 2XL
Our forest green t-shirt featuring Granny Weatherwax (intolerant, self-opinionated, powerful), Nanny Ogg (down-to-earth, vulgar) and Magrat Garlick (naïve, fond of occult jewellery and bunnies). ‘The Wyrd Sisters’ for short.
“You needed at least three witches for a covern. Two witches was just an argument.” — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
