Feegles

Ach, ye’ve come to the right place, ye wee scunner! If ye’re tired o’ borin’ old ABCs wi’ apples an’ balls an’ cats, then CRIVENS!, this is the book fer ye.

Straight from the chalk hills of Discworld, the Nac Mac Feegle (also known as the Wee Free Men) have taken over the alphabet and turned it into a glorious riot of blue-skinned, kilt-wearing, permanently fighting-drunk mayhem.

Join Rob Anybody, Big Yan, Daft Wullie, and the rest of the Chalk Hill Clan as they guide you through every letter the Feegle way. Expect:

C is for Crivens!
R is for Rob Anybody! (the Big Man of the Chalk Hill Clan! The smartest, toughest, bravest Feeble of them all!)
I is for Inna-pro-pree-ate behaviour! (A term often used about, but seldomly, Feegles.)
V is for Verra! (Very.)
E is for Explainin’ (Lying.)
N is for Nae Problemo! (‘No-problem’. Please note: this is not always strictly true.)
S is for Ship! (Woolly thing that eats grass and goes baa. Easily confused with other kind.)

Each page bursts with the glorious, irreverent humour only Terry Pratchett could inspire, packed with classic Feegle slang, favourite sayings and sentences so full of mischief. It will having you laughing out loud. Beautifully illustrated by the talented David Wyatt, every spread is a riot of colour, tattoos, sporrans and tiny terrors causing chaos.

Crafted by Ian Mitchell at the Discworld Emporium, this hardback gem is the perfect introduction to the Nac Mac Feegle for young readers (wee scunners) and a joyful treat for seasoned Discworld fans (big jobs) who’ve followed Tiffany Aching’s adventures in The Wee Free Men, A Hat Full of Sky and beyond.

Why you should add this to yer hoard right now:

• A Discworld Emporium publication — nae king, nae quin, just pure Feegle fun!
• Ideal gift for birthdays, Hogswatch or any occasion that needs more CRIVENS!
• Hardback edition built to survive a Feegle raid (mostly…)
• 66 glorious pages of alphabet-learnt mischief

Nae coo was harmed in the makin’ o’ this book (well, maybe one or two were mildly inconvenienced).

Get yer copy before the Feegles nick it fer the hoard!