Squeak! Beanie
£10Show your appreciation for Discworld’s most specialised anthropomorphic personification with this sleek black beanie featuring ‘SQUEAK!’ embroidered in skeletal white lettering.
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Show your appreciation for Discworld’s most specialised anthropomorphic personification with this sleek black beanie featuring ‘SQUEAK!’ embroidered in skeletal white lettering.
Keep warm with our burgundy coloured beanie and carry the wizards of Unseen University with you.
Available in sizes 4-7 or 7-11! Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
Size 7-11 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
The perfect Hogswatch gift
Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
UK Sizes 7 – 11
Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
Keep warm with our orange beanie featuring the Librarian’s “Ook!”, meaning yes, where as “Eek” tends to mean no.
Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.
Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!
Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!
Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.
Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…
These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!
Size 7 to 11 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
The perfect Hogswatch gift
Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
UK Sizes 7 – 11
Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
Size 4 – 7 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
The perfect Hogswatch gift
Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
UK Sizes 4 – 7
Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
New Designs! Size 7-11.
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring Rob Anybody, Sir Terry Pratchett, The Luggage and Rincewind!
Four pairs of socks with instantly recognisable Discworld individuals
Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
UK Sizes 7 – 11
Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
One pair of black socks featuring the Terry Silhouette. Speak his name.
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
Available from Small to 5XL
Keep warm with our olive City Watch beanie. Wear it with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
One pair of black socks featuring The Luggage
The Luggage Said Nothing But Louder This Time
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