As we all know, Feegles have a particular fondness for headbutting creatures far larger than themselves. And we humans ‘fondly’ termed ‘Big Jobs’ by these fearless fairy folk are just such creatures. So why not let any sneaky Feegles who may be hiding in your car know there’s a ‘Big Job’ about with this self-cling window sticker.

This self-cling window sticker depicts the Feegle expletive ‘Crivens!’ to ‘delight’ the car behind you. The Nac Mac Feegle language is a mix of Morporkian (English), the Glaswegian dialect (“Crivens! Whut aboot us, ye daftie”) and elements of Irish and Scottish Gaelic, for example Tir-far-thóinn and geas. They also use the Yan Tan Tethera in counting occasionally. You will often hear “Crivens!” said when something goes wrong at Discworld.com HQ, and of course we all have this sticker somewhere in our cars or homes!

We can only guess at the reason for a sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University proclaiming ‘Anthill Inside’… Hex is activated by initializing the GBL, (which Stibbons reluctantly admits means “pulling the Great Big Lever”) to release millions of ants into a much more complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer. We don’t ask any further questions, just never take the teddy bear away! We have this self-cling window sticker at Discworld.com HQ and sincerely hope every ant-powered computer out there has one.

And a self-adhesive domed hologram of the mysterious ‘Anthill Inside’ sticker to liven up your laptop case, iPhone or forehead! Again every computer at Discworld.com HQ has one of these.. and we’re not beyond branding everyone we run into in the street either. You have been warned!

And here is a self-adhesive hologram of the mysterious ‘Anthill Inside’ sticker to liven up your laptop case, iPhone or forehead! Again every computer at Discworld.com HQ has one of these.. and we’re not beyond branding everyone we run into in the street either. You have been warned!