Socks

Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4

£22.50

Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!

  • Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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City Watch Socks

£6.50

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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Death Socks

£6.50

Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…

These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!

  • One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Look stylish on all astral planes

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The Turtle Moves Socks

£6.50

It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.

Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.

  • One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests

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Unseen University Socks

£6.50

Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!

Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.

  • One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Men’s fit Sizes 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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