Our Discworld T-shirt range is the most extensive selection of authorised, licensed Discworld designs you will find anywhere. We have taken the time to source only the finest quality tees from reputable manufacturers worldwide. Our T-shirts feature a wide variety of popular characters and designs so you can take the Discworld with you wherever you go. And don’t forget to check what styles are available in each design as many are offered in both classic unisex fit and ladies fit – perfect for the Seamstress in your life!
Our T-shirts are printed to order so please ensure that you select the correct size when ordering.
Small - 5XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 5XL
The legendary phrase from Paul Kidby’s iconic Ponder Stibbons illustration in Terry Pratchett’s The Last Hero.
Screen-printed in rich black on a premium white Gildan Ultra Cotton t-shirt. Perfect for the quietly brilliant minds who get things done while everyone else is panicking.
Small - 2XL
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 2XL
Our forest green t-shirt featuring Granny Weatherwax (intolerant, self-opinionated, powerful), Nanny Ogg (down-to-earth, vulgar) and Magrat Garlick (naïve, fond of occult jewellery and bunnies). ‘The Wyrd Sisters’ for short.
“You needed at least three witches for a covern. Two witches was just an argument.” — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
Small - 3XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 3XL
This high quality sand coloured T-shirt is printed using a DTG process. It portrays the blissfully happy Librarian holding onto a red balloon.
‘There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.’
Small - 5XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 5XL
This high quality navy t-shirt is screen printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Small - 5XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 5XL
This high quality black t-shirt is screen printed with one of our most popular images ever. We extremely pleased to announce Death with Kitten returns!
Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.
Small - 5XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 5XL
The perennial favourite, a Discworld twist on Trainspotting, the 1996 British comedy drama. This image features Daft Wullie, Fion, Rob Anybody, Hamish and the wonderfully-named Not-As-Big-As-Medium-Jock-But-Bigger-Than-Wee-Jock-Jock. Screen printed on a white Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt.
The Feegles didn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’. Sometimes Tiffany wished they’d read a dictionary. They fought like tigers, they fought like demons, they fought like giants. What they didn’t do was fight like something with more than a spoonful of brain.
Available in Ladies Fit
£20.00 – £24.00
Wear your high-quality olive City Watch t-shirt with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
Available in Ladies Fit
£20.00 – £22.00
A grey marl t-shirt featuring the crest of Unseen University emblazoned on the chest, including the UU motto – NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES – Now You See It, Now You Don’t.
“The aim was to force some sort of regulation on wizardry, which at that time was quite chaotic, and to permit the existence of an institution that would allow one wizard to meet another without immediately endeavouring to blow his head off with magical fire, as was then the case.”
£22.00 – £24.00
In the spirit of Soul Music, this stunning black t-shirt pays homage to a certain icon of Roundworld music, whilst giving it a distinctly chelonium spin.
Printed digitally on ringspun Gildan t-shirts,
“Through the fathomless deeps of space swims the star turtle Great A’Tuin…”
£22.00 – £24.00
This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, showing nine of the most well-known members of clan Nac Mac Feegle.
“They were all about six inches tall and mostly coloured blue, although it was hard to know if that was the actual colour of their skins or just the dye from their tattoos, which covered every inch that wasn’t covered with red hair. They wore short kilts, and some wore other bits of clothing too, like skinny vests. A few of them wore rabbit or rat skulls on their heads, as a sort of helmet. And every single one of them carried, slung across his back, a sword nearly as big as he was.”
£22.00 – £24.00
This high quality black Gildan t-shirt is screen printed, with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, showing Death with his favourite animals.
‘What is there in this world that makes living worth while?’
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
Available in Ladies Fit
£22.00 – £24.00
“Unseen University, home of the greatest wizards on the Discworld. And one or two of the worst.” Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise.
£22.00 - £24.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.” We can only guess at the reason for the sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University. But one may presume that the millions of ants released into the complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer have something to do with it…
£22.00
‘Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.’ Terry’s astute play on the old saying “give a man a fish and you’ve fed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you’ve fed him for the rest of his life.”
For this design we use 100% cotton, highest quality t-shirts which are 205gsm in weight. They have self-fabric shoulder to shoulder taping to maintain shape. The image is screen printed.
Approximate Classic round neck sizes
Small – 35/37″
Medium – 38/40″
Large – 41/43″
XL – 44/46″
2XL – 47/49″
Small - 4XL
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 4XL
Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.
“No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”
