T-shirts

Untitled-1aOur Discworld T-shirt range is the most extensive selection of authorised, licensed Discworld designs you will find anywhere. We have taken the time to source only the finest quality tees from reputable manufacturers worldwide. Our T-shirts feature a wide variety of popular characters and designs so you can take the Discworld with you wherever you go. And don’t forget to check what styles are available in each design as many are offered in both classic unisex fit and ladies fit – perfect for the Seamstress in your life!

Our T-shirts are printed to order so please ensure that you select the correct size when ordering.

The Turtle Moves

£18.00 – £22.00

De Chelonian Mobile! Show those non-believers exactly what you think with our navy blue, 100% cotton ‘The Turtle Moves‘ T-Shirt.

“De Chelonian Mobile,” he said aloud. “‘The Turtle Moves.’ What does that mean?”
“Even telling you could put your soul at risk of a thousand years in hell,” said Vorbis.

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City Watch Crest T-shirt

£18.00 – £20.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch t-shirt with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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Unseen University Crest

£18.00 – £22.00

A grey marl t-shirt featuring the crest of Unseen University emblazoned on the chest, including the UU motto – NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES – Now You See It, Now You Don’t.

“The aim was to force some sort of regulation on wizardry, which at that time was quite chaotic, and to permit the existence of an institution that would allow one wizard to meet another without immediately endeavouring to blow his head off with magical fire, as was then the case.”

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Dark Side of the Turtle

£20.00 – £22.00

In the spirit of Soul Music, this stunning black t-shirt pays homage to a certain icon of Roundworld music, whilst giving it a distinctly chelonium spin.

Printed digitally on ringspun Gildan t-shirts,

“Through the fathomless deeps of space swims the star turtle Great A’Tuin…”

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A Frenzy of Feegles

£20.00 – £22.00

This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, showing nine of the most well-known members of clan Nac Mac Feegle.

“They were all about six inches tall and mostly coloured blue, although it was hard to know if that was the actual colour of their skins or just the dye from their tattoos, which covered every inch that wasn’t covered with red hair. They wore short kilts, and some wore other bits of clothing too, like skinny vests. A few of them wore rabbit or rat skulls on their heads, as a sort of helmet. And every single one of them carried, slung across his back, a sword nearly as big as he was.”

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Fabricati Diem

£20.00 – £22.00

This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, illustrating one of the most famous scenes from Guards, Guards!

Captain Vimes limped forward from the shadows.

A small and extremely frightened golden dragon was clamped firmly under one arm. His other hand held it by the tail.

The rioters watched it, hypnotised.

“Now I know what you’re thinking,” Vimes went on, softly. “You’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left? And, y’know, I ain’t so sure myself…”

He leaned forward, sighting between the dragon’s ears, and his voice buzzed like a knife blade:

“What you’ve got to ask yourself is: Am I feeling lucky?”

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Death With Stray Cats

£20.00 – £22.00

This high quality black Gildan t-shirt is screen printed, with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, showing Death with his favourite animals.

‘What is there in this world that makes living worth while?’

Death thought about it.

CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

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Vimes Papercut

£18.00 - £20.00

“Who are you, anyway?” he said.

Vimes drew himself up. “Captain Vimes, City Watch,” he said.

This met with almost complete silence. The exception was the cheerful voice, somewhere in the back of the crowd, which said: “Night shift, is it?”

A silhouette image of one of the most popular Discworld characters, in striking green from a design by Paper Panda.

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Death Papercut

£18.00 – £20.00

“I meant”, said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?” Death thought about it “Cats”, he said eventually, “Cats are Nice”.  A much celebrated quote from Sourcery, in striking colours from a design by Paper Panda.

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Granny Papercut

£18.00 - £20.00

…it was unnerving to turn up at Granny’s cottage and find her stretched out on the floor as stiff as a stick and holding, in fingers that were almost blue, a card with the words: I ATE’NT DEAD. A silhouette image of Discworld’s foremost practitioner of headology, in striking colours from a design by Paper Panda.

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Unseen University

£18.00 – £20.00

“Unseen University, home of the greatest wizards on the Discworld. And one or two of the worst.” Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise.

 

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Bugarup University

£15.00 £10.00

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Proudly declare your allegiance to the most famous university on XXXX. The Bugarup University (BU) is a University for Wizards in Bugarup, and one of the top (possibly only) higher-education institution on the continent of XXXX, much the same way that the Unseen University is the top school around the Circle Sea.

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Rincewind – Panic And Freak Out

£15.00 £10.00

Last chance to buy

Keep calm and carry on? That’s not the Rincewind way! Poor Rincewind the Wizzard spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. So join in celebrating his resolve to panic, freak out and run, just think of it as the ideal exercise t-shirt!

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Lord Vetinari Rules

£15.00 - £20.00

Show your support for the patrician of Ankh-Morpork Lord Havelock Vetinari. Lord Vetinari’s political philosophy can be summed up by his belief that what people wish for most is not good government, or even justice, but merely for things to stay the same; the Vetinari family motto is, after all, Si non confectus, non reficiat (“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”) But we’re not saying don’t change your t-shirt daily!

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Feegles Running – Black

£15.00 – £20.00

Feegles spend their time drinking, fighting and stealing (as well as messing with our website on occasion!) to the cheerful cry of “Crivens! This t-shirt features the Nac Mac Feegles running in silhouette, we can only presume looking for their next fight! Look out for your favourite Feegle; Rob Anybody, William the Gonnagle, Big Yan or Daft Wullie.

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Feegles Running – Blue

£15.00 £10.00

Last chance to buy

Feegles spend their time drinking, fighting and stealing (as well as messing with our website on occasion!) to the cheerful cry of “Crivens! This t-shirt features the Nac Mac Feegles running in silhouette, we can only presume looking for their next fight! Look out for your favourite Feegle; Rob Anybody, William the Gonnagle, Big Yan or Daft Wullie.

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Rincewind Running

£18.00 - £20.00

Here he goes again – running away from a horde of pursuers! Poor Rincewind the Wizzard spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. So join in celebrating his resolve to run, just think of it as the ideal exercise t-shirt!

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Anthill Inside

£15.00 - £20.00

“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.” We can only guess at the reason for the sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University. But one may presume that the millions of ants released into the complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer have something to do with it…

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Give a Man a Fire

£18.00

‘Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.’ Terry’s astute play on the old saying “give a man a fish and you’ve fed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you’ve fed him for the rest of his life.”

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Often Licked, Never Beaten’

£15.00

‘Often Licked, Never Beaten.’ The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand’

£15.00

‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand.’ The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Where the Customer Comes First’

£15.00

‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand’. The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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Terry

£15.00

This latest t-shirt in our range is the perfect tribute to Terry and an image we absolutely love. Featuring classic artwork and the added bonus of a free Feegle this t-shirt is ready for a’stealin’ from us!

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The Sunshine Sanctuary For Sick Dragons

£15.00

Lady Ramkin’s Dragon Sanctuary (also known as the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons) is the premier Dragon sanctuary in Ankh-Morpork, caring for abandoned Swamp Dragons. Run by Lady Sybil Ramkin, with the help of multiple ‘Emmas’, the Dragon Sanctuary provides a loving home for sickly swamp dragons who have a propensity to catch an endless amount of illnesses, or explode at the slightest provocation. Support our dragons and wear your t-shirt with pride!

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May Contain Nuts

£15.00

The Librarian tends to spend his leisure hours at the Mended Drum, where he drinks quietly unless provoked, eats prodigious quantities of peanuts, and plays a ruthless game of Cripple Mr Onion with anyone foolish enough to take him on. So grab this t-shirt, buy a bag of nuts and secure yourself a pack of cards on the way home!

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Something Wicked This Way Comes

£15.00

‘By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes’ This classic quote is perfectly portrayed here with the help of the ‘loveable’ Greebo, everyone’s favourite ball of malevolence. Greebo is Nanny Ogg’s  ill-tempered tomcat; feared in the forests of Lancre by all animals, and the father of most of the cat population in the area! Flea bitten, scarred from many fights and generally a huge bully of a cat Greebo is renowned for once chasing a bear up a tree. Really it would be rude not to acknowledge this fine cat’s brilliance by missing out on this t-shirt!

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Pale Rider

£15.00

Taken from Soul Music, Death takes the leather coat and the Librarian’s motorcycle. Speaking the words “with the coat he borrowed from the Dean” he’s off like a bat out of hell!  This stunning image, created by artist Paul Kidby is one of our most popular t-shirt designs.

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Feeglespotting

£15.00

Paul Kidby’s witty twist on Trainspotting, the 1996 British comedy drama, this image features Daft Wullie, Fion, Rob Anybody, Hamish and the wonderfully-named Not-As-Big-As-Medium-Jock-But-Bigger-Than-Wee-Jock-Jock.

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Lord Vetinari Rules Ladies’ Fit

£15.00 £10.00

Show your support for the patrician of Ankh-Morpork Lord Havelock Vetinari. Lord Vetinari’s political philosophy can be summed up by his belief that what people wish for most is not good government, or even justice, but merely for things to stay the same; the Vetinari family motto is, after all, Si non confectus, non reficiat (“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”) But we’re not saying don’t change your t-shirt daily!

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