T-shirts

terryOur Discworld t-shirt range is the most extensive selection you will find anywhere.  We have taken the time to source only the finest quality tees from reputable manufacturers worldwide.

Our t-shirts feature a wide variety of popular characters and designs so you can take the Discworld with you wherever you go. And don’t forget to check what styles are available in each design as many are offered in both classic unisex fit and slinky Skinni – perfect for the Seamstress in your life!

Unseen University

£15.00

“Unseen University, home of the greatest wizards on the Discworld. And one or two of the worst.” Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise.

 

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Bugarup University

£15.00

Proudly declare your allegiance to the most famous university on XXXX. The Bugarup University (BU) is a University for Wizards in Bugarup, and one of the top (possibly only) higher-education institution on the continent of XXXX, much the same way that the Unseen University is the top school around the Circle Sea.

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Rincewind – Panic And Freak Out

£15.00

Keep calm and carry on? That’s not the Rincewind way! Poor Rincewind the Wizzard spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. So join in celebrating his resolve to panic, freak out and run, just think of it as the ideal exercise t-shirt!

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Lord Vetinari Rules

£15.00 - £17.00

Show your support for the patrician of Ankh-Morpork Lord Havelock Vetinari. Lord Vetinari’s political philosophy can be summed up by his belief that what people wish for most is not good government, or even justice, but merely for things to stay the same; the Vetinari family motto is, after all, Si non confectus, non reficiat (“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”) But we’re not saying don’t change your t-shirt daily!

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Feegles Running – Blue

£15.00

Feegles spend their time drinking, fighting and stealing (as well as messing with our website on occasion!) to the cheerful cry of “Crivens! This t-shirt features the Nac Mac Feegles running in silhouette, we can only presume looking for their next fight! Look out for your favourite Feegle; Rob Anybody, William the Gonnagle, Big Yan or Daft Wullie.

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Feegles Running – Black

£15.00 - £17.00

Feegles spend their time drinking, fighting and stealing (as well as messing with our website on occasion!) to the cheerful cry of “Crivens! This t-shirt features the Nac Mac Feegles running in silhouette, we can only presume looking for their next fight! Look out for your favourite Feegle; Rob Anybody, William the Gonnagle, Big Yan or Daft Wullie.

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Feegles Running – Red

£15.00

Feegles spend their time drinking, fighting and stealing (as well as messing with our website on occasion!) to the cheerful cry of “Crivens! This t-shirt features the Nac Mac Feegles running in silhouette, we can only presume looking for their next fight! Look out for your favourite Feegle; Rob Anybody, William the Gonnagle, Big Yan or Daft Wullie.

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Rincewind Running

£15.00 - £17.00

Here he goes again – running away from a horde of pursuers! Poor Rincewind the Wizzard spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. So join in celebrating his resolve to run, just think of it as the ideal exercise t-shirt!

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Anthill Inside

£15.00 - £17.00

“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.” We can only guess at the reason for the sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University. But one may presume that the millions of ants released into the complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer have something to do with it…

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Death Papercut

£15.00

“I meant”, said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?” Death thought about it “Cats”, he said eventually, “Cats are Nice”.  A much celebrated quote from Sourcery, in striking colours from a design by Paper Panda.

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Give a Man a Fire

£15.00

‘Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.’ Terry’s astute play on the old saying “give a man a fish and you’ve fed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you’ve fed him for the rest of his life.”

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Often Licked, Never Beaten’

£15.00

‘Often Licked, Never Beaten.’ The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand’

£15.00

‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand.’ The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Where the Customer Comes First’

£15.00

‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand’. The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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Terry

New! This latest t-shirt in our range is the perfect tribute to Terry and an image we absolutely love. Featuring classic artwork and the added bonus of a free Feegle this t-shirt is ready for a’stealin’ from us!

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The Sunshine Sanctuary For Sick Dragons

£15.00

Lady Ramkin’s Dragon Sanctuary (also known as the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons) is the premier Dragon sanctuary in Ankh-Morpork, caring for abandoned Swamp Dragons. Run by Lady Sybil Ramkin, with the help of multiple ‘Emmas’, the Dragon Sanctuary provides a loving home for sickly swamp dragons who have a propensity to catch an endless amount of illnesses, or explode at the slightest provocation. Support our dragons and wear your t-shirt with pride!

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May Contain Nuts

£15.00

The Librarian tends to spend his leisure hours at the Mended Drum, where he drinks quietly unless provoked, eats prodigious quantities of peanuts, and plays a ruthless game of Cripple Mr Onion with anyone foolish enough to take him on. So grab this t-shirt, buy a bag of nuts and secure yourself a pack of cards on the way home!

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Rincewind

£15.00

Somewhere in the world, Rincewind reasoned, there was someone who was on the other end of the see-saw, a kind of mirror Rincewind whose life was a succession of wonderful events. He hoped to meet him one day, preferably while holding some sort of weapon…

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Something Wicked This Way Comes

£15.00

‘By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes’ This classic quote is perfectly portrayed here with the help of the ‘loveable’ Greebo, everyone’s favourite ball of malevolence. Greebo is Nanny Ogg’s  ill-tempered tomcat; feared in the forests of Lancre by all animals, and the father of most of the cat population in the area! Flea bitten, scarred from many fights and generally a huge bully of a cat Greebo is renowned for once chasing a bear up a tree. Really it would be rude not to acknowledge this fine cat’s brilliance by missing out on this t-shirt!

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Death With Kitten

Under normal circumstances, only those of a magical disposition (e.g. witches and wizards), children, and cats can see Death, or allow themselves to see him. So pick which you are.. if you can see anything other than a white shirt here!

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Feeglespotting

£15.00

Paul Kidby’s witty twist on Trainspotting, the 1996 British comedy drama, this image features Daft Wullie, Fion, Rob Anybody, Hamish and the wonderfully-named Not-As-Big-As-Medium-Jock-But-Bigger-Than-Wee-Jock-Jock.

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Pale Rider

£15.00

Taken from Soul Music, Death takes the leather coat and the Librarian’s motorcycle. Speaking the words “with the coat he borrowed from the Dean” he’s off like a bat out of hell!  This stunning image, created by artist Paul Kidby is one of our most popular t-shirt designs.

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