£35.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). Wear the Assassins’ Guild crest with pride. This vintage black canvas satchel messenger bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, magnetic closures, multiple pockets including a zippered rear pocket and a padded grab handle. The perfect gift for the Assassin in your life.
Size: 370 x 290 x 90mm
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£20.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. Complete with an internal organiser section, adjustable shoulder strap, antique brass effect fittings and zippered rear pocket. Capacity 5 Litres.
Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm
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£20.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this fantastic sand-coloured City Watch reporter bag. This washed canvas reporter bag comes complete with an iPad™/Tablet compartment, a zippered rear pocket, a zippered mesh pocket under the flap and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity; 5 Litres, Weight; 352g.
Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm
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£35.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ messenger bag. With a padded laptop compartment which will accept most laptop computers up to 15.4″ screen this brown bag comes complete with zippered pockets under front flap, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap with pad. Capacity 16 Litres. Every special constable should have one of these.
Size: 390 x 340 x 130mm
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£4.50
Cock-a-snook at mere undergraduates with this Unseen University Alumni Badge. Approximately 35mm high.
£4.95
Cock-an-even-bigger-snook at holders of inferior degrees with this Unseen University Doctoral Badge. Approximately 40mm high.
£3.00
Worn by the wizards of Unseen University, this crimson and gold shield should be worn with pride. Approximately 22mm High
£3.00
Commissioned by the Guild of Assassins, this black and silver shield discreetly displays your alliance. Approximately 22mm High
£4.25
Worn exclusively by prefects at the Guild of Assassins’ in Ankh-Morpork. Approximately 30mm High
£4.00
A lapel pin for the complete fool in your life.
£3.00
Of all the honours bestowed on Sam Vimes, this is the one that carries the most weight with the dwarves .
£45.00
100% saxony wool – these scarves measure 10″ x 72″ and are striped in navy, crimson, yellow and purple. The UU crest is embroidered in colour at one end. Made in the UK by the leading Oxbridge scarf maker.
£28.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters, and you can show your allegiance now with this classic hoodie.
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and bearing their motto – ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of City Watch stickers.
Vimes had surreptitiously taken to carrying a notebook these days, and he had noted the damage as if the mere act of writing it down somehow made the world a more understandable place.
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of Death, and bearing his motto – ‘Non Timetis Messor‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Death stickers.
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Death of Rats looked up.
SQUEAK, he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of the Seamstresses’ Guild.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Seamstresses’ Guild stickers.
A survey by the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Merchants of tradespeople in the dock areas of Morpork found 987 women who gave their profession as “seamstress.” Oh…and two needles.
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.
£25 – £28
This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.
‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Ankh-Morpork.
The notebook comes complete with a set of perfectly postable stickers.
Ankh-Morpork never slept; the city never did more than doze, and would wake up around 3 a.m. for a glass of water.
£15.00
This beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, is gold foil-blocked with some of the wisdom given to Tiffany Aching by the enigmatic Miss Tick, which begins Tiffany’s journey to becoming a witch.
£15.00 £4.00
Brand New for 2019, our beautiful soft-touch 15 month diaries.
The Witches bee design comes in spring green, embossed with the immortal line; ‘So much universe, so little time’.
Features include –
FSC ivory paper
£15.00 £4.00
Brand New for 2019, our beautiful soft-touch 15 month diaries.
The City Watch design comes in a chestnut brown, embossed with the eponymous badge and the immortal line; ‘So much universe, so little time’.
Features include –
FSC ivory paper
£18.00
The 2019 Discworld Quiz Diary contains everything you needed to know – and a few things you didn’t – about modern literature’s favourite flat earth.
One part diary, one part quiz on the arcane practices of the funniest creation in modern fantasy, 100% Discworld goodness. With their trademark mix of cultural ephemera, background detail and hilarious one-liners, the Discworld diaries are back. This year: trivia.
Do you know where the Discworld gods live?
Do you know the name of the last continent?
Do you know the name of the Discworld’s worst engineer?
Do you know what’s in CMOT Dibbler’s sausages?
Put your knowledge to the test, and all will be revealed. Well, except the last one; nobody knows that, not even Dibbler.
These and other gems of knowledge await you within. Make every day a Discworld day, with the 2019 Discworld Quiz Diary.
£15.00
The calendar dates are extensive, and exhaustively researched, and include all major real-time calendrical data for Great Britain, Eire, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the USA, as well as notable Discworld dates.
This year’s calendar draws upon the whimsical, remarkable art of long-time Discworld collaborator, Paul Kidby – the man whose depictions Terry Pratchett himself described as being ‘the closest anyone’s got to how I see the characters’.
