Unseen University Doctoral Badge
£5.50
Cock-an-even-bigger-snook at holders of inferior degrees with this Unseen University Doctoral Badge. Approximately 40mm high.
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Unseen University Shield
£3.50
Worn by the wizards of Unseen University, this crimson and gold shield should be worn with pride. Approximately 22mm High
The Assassin’s Shield
£4.50
Commissioned by the Guild of Assassins, this black and silver shield discreetly displays your alliance. Approximately 25mm High
The Guild of Assassins Prefect
£4.75
Worn exclusively by prefects at the Guild of Assassins’ in Ankh-Morpork. Approximately 30mm High
The Guild of Fools’ Complete Fool
£4.50
A lapel pin for the complete fool in your life.
Blackboard Monitor
£4.00
Of all the honours bestowed on Sam Vimes, this is the one that carries the most weight with the dwarves .
Assassins’ Guild Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of the Assassins’ Guild.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Assassins’ Guild stickers.
The members of the Guild of Assassins considered themselves cultured men who enjoyed good music and food and literature. And they knew the value of human life. To a penny, in many cases.
Available in sizes S - 5XL
Anthill Inside Hoodie
£30.00 - £32.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
Unseen University
£30.00 - £32.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters, and you can show your allegiance now with this classic hoodie.
The City Watch Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and bearing their motto – ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of City Watch stickers.
Vimes had surreptitiously taken to carrying a notebook these days, and he had noted the damage as if the mere act of writing it down somehow made the world a more understandable place.
Granny Weatherwax Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
Death Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of Death, and bearing his motto – ‘Non Timetis Messor‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Death stickers.
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Death of Rats looked up.
SQUEAK, he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.
Unseen University Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.
Unseen University Crest
£30.00 - £32.00
This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.
‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’
City Watch Hooded Top
£30.00 – £32.00
Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
Tiffany Aching Notebook
£15.00
This beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, is gold foil-blocked with some of the wisdom given to Tiffany Aching by the enigmatic Miss Tick, which begins Tiffany’s journey to becoming a witch.
Tiffany Trust in Yourself Hooded Top
£30.00 - £32.00
Trust in yourself and wear your high-quality denim blue Tiffany hoodie with pride.
Granny Weatherwax Hooded Top
£30.00 - £32.00
High-quality moss green Granny Weatherwax hoodie, bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
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Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt
£30.00 - £32.00
Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt. SQUEAK!
“Thank you very much, my order arrived today and exceeds my expectations.
Death of Rats is exceptional. Once again thank you and I will continue to explore my love of Terry with you.”
— Gordon
Nac Mac Feegles Lanyard
£6.00
‘The Nac Mac Feegle were indeed ferocious and fearsome fighters, with the minor drawback – from their point of view – that seconds into any fight, sheer enjoyment took over, and they tended to attack one another, nearby trees and, if no other target presented itself, themselves. ‘
Crivens!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Unseen University Lanyard
£6.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…
Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
City Watch Lanyard
£6.00
Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.
‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip. He doesn’t let on what he knows. He doesn’t say what he’s thinking. No. He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time. His mind works like mad but his face is a blank. Until he’s ready.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Death With Kitten Lanyard
£6.00
Love Death? (Not literally, just the character), love kittens?
This is the one for you.
‘Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Discworld Dweenies Lanyard
£6.00
Love these cute little Discworld characters? Well, this colourful lanyard includes all 34 of your favourites and Sir Terry himself!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
The Witches Lanyard
£6.00
A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Last Chance to Buy !
White Aziraphale Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in both an angelic white & gold and a devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Last Chance to Buy !
Black Crowley Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in devilish black & red or angelic white, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Last Chance to Buy !
Crowley Good Omens Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful black A5 faux-leather notebook with raised embossed details in red to the front cover.
“An angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards.”
Commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series, there are two designs in the collection. Aziraphale is also available in angelic white with silver foil, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A5 lined notebook comes equipped with a bookmark, pocket at the back for securing bits and bobs, a pen loop and a handy elastic closure to help keep things secure.
One Man. One Vote. Vetinari Lanyard
£6.00
Show your support for the most popular politician in Ankh-Morpork – Lord Vetinari
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
