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Librarian Ook Mug
£8.00
You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
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You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
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£8.00
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.” Terry Pratchett
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£15.00
Dive back into Discworld!
Take in great works of art, mysterious locales, famous citizens of the Disc and even stranger delights – all from the drawing board of official Discworld artist Paul Kidby, and the mind of its creator, Sir Terry Pratchett.
All calendar dates are extensive, and exhaustively researched, and include all major real-time calendrical data for Great Britain, Eire, Australia, New Zealand and the USA, as well as moon phases, astronomical phenomena and notable Discworld dates (with helpful explanations for some of the strangest events in the Discworld year.)
Exclusively Featuring the Honey Bee Seal
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£15.00
Brand New for 2024, our beautiful soft-touch diary
Our Preserving the Disc design comes in graphite grey. Embossed with the beautifully intricate aerial view of the Great A’Tuin and the words ‘Preserving the Disc’.
Features include –
Size: Page Size: 210 x 140mm
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£25.00
Exclusively embossed with Tiffany’s horse.
Signed by both Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent.
Tiffany Aching’s Guide To Being A Witch
by Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent, marking the 20th Anniversary of Terry Pratchett’s first Tiffany Aching novel The Wee Free Men and the first time Rhianna Pratchett has contributed to her father’s body of literary work for children. With illustrations from Terry’s ‘artist of choice’ Paul Kidby. Press release…
‘They say you don’t find witchcraft, it finds you…‘
An illustrated and practical guide to being a witch in Discworld, covering everything you’ve ever wanted to know from telling the bees to magical cheese, from dealing with elves to making deals with demons, from tending flocks to fending off forces from other worlds.
This beautiful and practical guide has been compiled by Tiffany Aching herself, including snippets of remembered wisdom from Granny Aching alongside notes from Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Miss Tick, and Rob Anybody who offer their own unique perspectives on all things witchcraft. Whether you’re a herbologist or a headologist, this book will inspire and empower new witches and seasoned practitioners alike.
Puffin will publish Tiffany Aching’s Guide To Being A Witch on the 9th November 2023 in hardback.
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£20.00
Discover A Stroke of the Pen: The Lost Stories in a gorgeous cream colour, with exclusive sprayed edges.
A truly unmissable, beautifully illustrated collection of unearthed stories from the pen of Sir Terry Pratchett: award-winning and bestselling author, and creator of the phenomenally successful Discworld series.
Twenty early short stories by one of the world’s best loved authors, each accompanied by exquisite original woodcut illustrations.
These are rediscovered tales that Pratchett wrote under a pseudonym for newspapers during the 1970s and 1980s. Whilst none are set in the Discworld, they hint towards the world he would go on to create, containing all of his trademark wit, satirical wisdom and fantastic imagination.
Meet Og the inventor, the first caveman to cultivate fire, as he discovers the highs and lows of progress; haunt the Ministry of Nuisances with the defiant evicted ghosts of Pilgarlic Towers; visit Blackbury, a small market town with weird weather and an otherworldly visitor; and go on a dangerous quest through time and space with hero Kron, which begins in the ancient city of Morpork…
A STROKE OF THE PEN is a must-have collection for fans of all ages.
‘Pratchett is a master storyteller’ – A. S. Byatt, Guardian
‘The Discworld novels have always been among the most serious of comedies, the most relevant and real of fantasies’ – Independent
‘Compulsively readable, fantastically inventive, surprisingly serious exploration in story form of just about any aspect of our world . . . There’s never been anything quite like it’ – Evening Standard
‘Like most true originals, Pratchett defies categorisation’ – The Times
‘Pratchett found something better than literature’ – Frank Cottrell Boyce, Guardian
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Size: 74cmx48cm
This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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Terry Pratchett : A Life with Footnotes
The Official Biography
Exclusively Signed by the Author, Rob Wilkins. Winner of the British Science Fiction Association Award for Best Non-Fiction.
‘Always readable, illuminating and honest. It made me miss the real Terry.’ — Neil Gaiman
‘Sometimes joyfully, sometimes painfully, intimate . . . it is wonderful to have this closeup picture of the writer’s working life.’ — Frank Cottrell-Boyce, Observer
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At the time of his death in 2015, award-winning and bestselling author Sir Terry Pratchett was working on his finest story yet – his own.
The creator of the phenomenally bestselling Discworld series, Terry Pratchett was known and loved around the world for his hugely popular books, his smart satirical humour and the humanity of his campaign work. But that’s only part of the picture.
Before his untimely death, Terry was writing a memoir: the story of a boy who aged six was told by his teacher that he would never amount to anything and spent the rest of his life proving him wrong. For Terry lived a life full of astonishing achievements: becoming one of the UK’s bestselling and most beloved writers, winning the prestigious Carnegie Medal and being awarded a knighthood.
Now, the book Terry sadly couldn’t finish has been written by Rob Wilkins, his former assistant, friend and now head of the Pratchett literary estate. Drawing on his own extensive memories, along with those of the author’s family, friends and colleagues, Rob unveils the full picture of Terry’s life – from childhood to his astonishing writing career, and how he met and coped with what he called the ‘Embuggerance’ of Alzheimer’s disease.
A deeply moving and personal portrait of the extraordinary life of Sir Terry Pratchett, written with unparalleled insight and filled with funny anecdotes, this is the only official biography of one of our finest authors.
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‘Spins magic from mundanity in precisely the way Pratchett himself did.‘ — Telegraph
‘As frank, funny and unsentimental as anything its subject might have produced himself.’ — Mail on Sunday
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Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.
‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip. He doesn’t let on what he knows. He doesn’t say what he’s thinking. No. He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time. His mind works like mad but his face is a blank. Until he’s ready.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£6.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…
Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£6.00
‘The Nac Mac Feegle were indeed ferocious and fearsome fighters, with the minor drawback – from their point of view – that seconds into any fight, sheer enjoyment took over, and they tended to attack one another, nearby trees and, if no other target presented itself, themselves. ‘
Crivens!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£6.00
Love Death? (Not literally, just the character), love kittens?
This is the one for you.
‘Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£6.00
Love these cute little Discworld characters? Well, this colourful lanyard includes all 34 of your favourites and Sir Terry himself!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Small - 4XL
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 4XL
Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.
“No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”
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These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in both an angelic white & gold and a devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in devilish black & red or angelic white, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.