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Death comes to us all. When he came to Mort, he offered him a job. Henceforth, Death is no longer going to be the end, merely the means to an end. It’s an offer Mort can’t refuse. As Death’s apprentice he’ll have free board, use of the company horse – and being dead isn’t compulsory. It’s a dream job – until he discovers that it can be a killer on his love life…
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DEATH IS MISSING – PRESUMED… ER… GONE. Which leads to the kind of chaos you always get when an important public service is withdrawn. Meanwhile, on a little farm far, far away, a tall, dark stranger is turning out to be really good with a scythe. There’s a harvest to be gathered in…
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OTHER CHILDREN GET GIVEN XYLOPHONES. SUSAN JUST HAD TO ASK HER GRANDFATHER TO TAKE HIS VEST OFF. Yes. There’s a Death in the family. It’s hard to grow up normally when Grandfather rides a white horse and wields a scythe – especially when you have to take over the family business, and everyone mistakes you for the Tooth Fairy. And especially when you have to face the new and addictive music that has entered Discworld. It’s lawless. It changes people. It’s called Music With Rocks In. It’s got a beat and you can dance to it, but… It’s alive. And it won’t fade away.
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Susan had never hung up a stocking . She’d never put a tooth under her pillow in the serious expectation that a dentally inclined fairy would turn up. It wasn’t that her parents didn’t believe in such things. They didn’t need to believe in them. They know they existed. They just wished they didn’t. It’s the night before Hogswatch. And it’s too quiet. Where is the big jolly fat man? There are those who believe and those who don’t, but either way it’s not right to find Death creeping down chimneys and trying to say Ho Ho Ho. Superstition makes things work in Discworld, and undermining it can have Consequences, particularly on the last night of the year when the time is turning. Susan the gothic governess has got to sort everything out by morning, otherwise there won’t be a morning. Ever again… The 20th Discworld novel is a festive feast of darkness and Death (but with jolly robins and tinsel too). As they say: ‘You’d better watch out…’
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In THE ART OF DISCWORLD, Terry Pratchett takes us on a guided tour of the Discworld, courtesy of his favourite Discworld artist, Paul Kidby. Following on from THE LAST HERO, THE ART OF DISCWORLD is a lavish 112-page large format, sumptuously illustrated look at all things Discworldian. Terry Pratchett provides the written descriptions while Paul Kidby illustrates the world that has made Pratchett one of the best-selling authors of all time. Here you will find favourites old and new: the City Watch, including Vimes, Carrot and Angua, the three witches – Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlick – and the denizens of the Unseen University Library, not forgetting the Librarian, of course. They’re all here in sumptuous colour, together with the places: Ankh-Morpork, Lancre, Uberwald and more …
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‘Squeak!’
Numbered and Embossed with Sir Terry’s Pratchett Bee Design.
Size: Print size - 210mm X 144mm
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In association with Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, show off your mastery of rodent-based cuisine with this carefully detailed guide to cooking the perfect rat!
Based on a design by Paul Kidby, this 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Size: 50cm x 78cm
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This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).
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THE DISCWORLD CHRISTMAS NOVEL
with a new introduction by Tony Robinson
‘Twas the night before Hogswatch and all through the house…something was missing.
The stockings are hanging ready, the sherry and pies are waiting by the fireplace – but where is the jolly fat man with his sack? It’s not right to find Death creeping down chimneys and trying to say Ho Ho Ho – but someone’s got to bring the little kiddies their presents. Or else they might stop believing. Belief is important in Discworld, particularly on the last night of the year when the time is turning. If the real man in the red suit isn’t found by morning, there won’t be a morning. Ever again…
A festive feast of darkness, jolly robins and tinsel. As they say: ‘You’d better watch out…’
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Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt. SQUEAK!
“Thank you very much, my order arrived today and exceeds my expectations.
Death of Rats is exceptional. Once again thank you and I will continue to explore my love of Terry with you.”
— Gordon
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‘YOU CANNOT INTERFERE WITH FATE. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE WHO SHOULD LIVE AND WHO SHOULD DIE?’
Death comes to us all. When he came to Mort, he offered him a job.
Death is the Grim Reaper of the Discworld, a black-robed skeleton with a scythe who ushers souls into the next world. He is also fond of cats and endlessly baffled by humanity. Soon Death is yearning to experience what humanity really has to offer, but to do that, he’ll need to hire some help.
It’s an offer Mort can’t refuse. As Death’s apprentice he’ll have free board, use of the company horse – and being dead isn’t compulsory. It’s a dream job – until Mort falls in love with Death’s daughter, Ysabell, and discovers that your boss can be a killer on your love life . . .
‘Incredibly funny, compulsively readable’ The Times
‘Cracking dialogue, compelling illogic and unchained whimsy’ Sunday Times
Mort is the first book in the Death series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
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A sticker bearing the inimitable Death of Rats “Squeak!”
Ideal for sticking onto your computers, notebooks and printers
A self-adhesive domed sticker.
Size: 35mm x 28mm
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Size: 195mm x 240mm
Making a come back…
Due to popular demand, we have decided to reissue our most popular mousemat ever! Featuring the inimitable Death of Rats with some recently deceased computer mice. Poor things.
Hard-wearing 5mm neoprene mouse mat. Perfect for protecting desks and other surfaces while keeping your mouse in pristine condition. It’s also fitted with a black anti-slip base, just incase you get a little over zealous.
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19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil
On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.
— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1
Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully! A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:
SET OF FIVE
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