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Something Wicked Magnet

£3.50

A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Something Wicked‘ artwork.

Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy.  Something wicked this way comes indeed…

Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.

‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.

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Something Wicked… Tea Towel

£8.00

This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy.  Something wicked this way comes indeed…

Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.

‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.

Size: 48cm x 74cm

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Discworld Pencil Set 2

£6.50

19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil

On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.

— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1

Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully!  A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:

  • Death of Rat’s ‘SQUEAK!’
  • Librarian’s ‘Ook!’
  • Granny’s favourite sign ‘I Aten’t Dead’
  • The City Watch’s slogan ‘Fabricati Diem PVNC’
  • Rincewind’s unique moniker ‘Wizzard’

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Crivens! Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Crivens! Beanie – Our 7th Design in the Discworld Collection

“Crivens! Ach, ye scunners!” – Now you can wear the battle cry of the Nac Mac Feegle proudly on your head!

Inspired by Terry Pratchett’s fierce but tiny blue warriors, this cozy beanie features the iconic “Crivens!” exclamation embroidered in bold lettering. Perfect for both Discworld fans and those who just need a warm head while causing mischief.

“They may be tiny, but they are fearless. They may be blue, but they are mighty. And they definitely know how to make an entrance!” — Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

Product Features:

– 100% premium knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– Bold “Crivens!” embroidery in striking white thread
– One size fits most adults
– Machine washable
– Perfect for winter wear or year-round Discworld pride

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Rucksack

£35.00

Size: Dimensions: 28 x 38 x 13 cm Capacity: 18 litres

“A watchman would go equipped with his copper’s badge, a notebook, and something to keep the rain off.” — Terry Pratchett

Whether you’re patrolling the streets of Ankh-Morpork or navigating your daily adventures, this premium vintage rucksack in rich caramel is your perfect companion.

Featuring the prestigious City Watch badge on the front pocket, this rucksack tells everyone you’re on the side of law and order (mostly).

Specifications

Authentic PU and metal accents. Laptop compatible up to 14″. Padded laptop compartment. Heavy rope draw cord closure. Padded adjustable shoulder straps. Padded back panel. Padded base. Grab handle. BSCI certified. Reach certified.

  • Bag Capacity 19 Litres
  • Dimensions 26 x 45 x 16.5cm
  • Washing Instructions Sponge clean only.
  • Material: 100% Cotton Canvas
  • Weight 640g

Care Instructions

Surface clean only. Like a good Watch member, this bag wears its experience with pride – the occasional scuff or mark only adds to its character.

Size: 260x450x165mm

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