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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s City Watch and bearing the motto ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
This wallet is caramel and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
Unseen University Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University and bearing the motto ‘Nvnc Id Vides, Nvnc Ne Vides‘.
This burgundy wallet includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
The Great A’Tuin Navy Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the The Great A’Tuin.
This wallet is navy and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
Guild of Assassins Vintage Rucksack
£35.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. 100% cotton canvas rucksack that comes complete with a padded laptop compartment (compatible up to 14”), authentic PU and metal accents, padded back and base panel, heavy rope draw cord closure, adjustable padded shoulder straps and a grab handle. Capacity 19 litres.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Rucksack
£35.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ military green rucksack. 100% cotton canvas and comes complete with a padded laptop compartment (compatible up to 14”), authentic PU and metal accents, padded back and base panel, heavy rope draw cord closure, adjustable padded shoulder straps and a grab handle. Capacity 19 litres.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Compact Reporter Bag
£20.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this fantastic sand-coloured City Watch reporter bag. This washed canvas reporter bag comes complete with an iPad™/Tablet compartment, a zippered rear pocket, a zippered mesh pocket under the flap and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity; 5 Litres, Weight; 352g.
Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm
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Guild of Assassins Compact Reporter Bag
£20.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. Complete with an internal organiser section, adjustable shoulder strap, antique brass effect fittings and zippered rear pocket. Capacity 5 Litres.
Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm
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Guild of Assassins Despatch Bag
£35.00
‘Nil Mortifl Sine Lvcre’‘Fabricati Diem,
This colour washed black bag comes complete with zippered main compartment, dual rear pouch pockets and Rip-Strip™ closure. Multiple zippered pockets, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity 14 Litres.
Every Assassin should have one of these.
Washing Instructions
Sponge clean only
Size: 40 x 30 x 12cm
Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Canvas Despatch Bag
£35.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ despatch bag. This military green bag comes complete with zippered main compartment Dual rear pouch pockets and Rip-Strip™ closure. Multiple zippered pockets, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity 14 Litres. Every special constable should have one of these.
Washing Instructions
Sponge clean only
Size: 40 x 30 x 12cm
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Death Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…
These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!
- One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Look stylish on all astral planes
City Watch Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.
Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!
- One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…
Unseen University Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!
Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.
- One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 7 – 11
£6.50
Size 7 to 11 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
NEW!
Sir Terry Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring the Terry Silhouette
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Speak His Name
NEW!
Rob Anybody Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring Rob Anybody, Feegle Extraordinaire
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Crivens
NEW!
Rincewind Running Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring Rincewind Running
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Luck is my Middle Name. Mind You, My First Name is Bad
Luggage Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring The Luggage
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- The Luggage Said Nothing But Louder This Time
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 4 – 7
£6.50
Size 4 – 7 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4 – Size 7-11
£22.50
Size 7-11 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
- Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
NEW!
Discworld Socks 2 – Complete Set of 4
£22.50
New Designs! Size 7-11.
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring Rob Anybody, Sir Terry Pratchett, The Luggage and Rincewind!
- Four pairs of socks with instantly recognisable Discworld individuals
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4 – Size 4-7
£22.50
Size 4 to 7 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
- Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
PRICE DROP!
Terry Pratchett HisWorld
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£30.00 £15 £7.50
In 2017 the Estate of Sir Terry Pratchett, the Salisbury Museum and illustrator Paul Kidby joined forces to present the award winning Terry Pratchett: HisWorld exhibition – taking visitors to the heart of the world of the Discworld creator.
This comprehensive and fully illustrated guide is the official companion to that unique collection.
With additional images and extra content including essays by Rhianna Pratchett, Rob Wilkins, Paul Kidby, Colin Smythe, Bernard Pearson, Stephen Briggs, Amy Anderson for The Josh Kirby Estate, Professor Roy Jones, Jake Keen & Nick Cowen.
Available in sizes S - 5XL
Anthill Inside Hoodie
£30.00 - £32.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
City Watch Hooded Top
£30.00 – £32.00
Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
Unseen University
£30.00 - £32.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters, and you can show your allegiance now with this classic hoodie.
Unseen University Crest
£30.00 - £32.00
This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.
‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’
Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt
£30.00 - £32.00
Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt. SQUEAK!
“Thank you very much, my order arrived today and exceeds my expectations.
Death of Rats is exceptional. Once again thank you and I will continue to explore my love of Terry with you.”
— Gordon
Small - 5XL
Death With Kitten T-Shirt T-shirt
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 5XL
This high quality black t-shirt is screen printed with one of our most popular images ever. We extremely pleased to announce Death with Kitten returns!
Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.
