Granny Weatherwax
“She’d been a witch all her life. And one of the things a witch did was stand right on the edge, where the decisions had to be made. You made them so that others didn’t have to, so that others could even pretend to themselves that there were no decisions to be made, no little secrets, that things just happened. You never said what you knew. And you didn’t ask for anything in return.” – Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
I Ate’nt Read Bookmark
£4.00
A leather bookmark embossed with gold, featuring a natty twist on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘I Ate’nt Dead’ sign.
I Still Ate’nt Dead Pin Badge
£5.00
Based on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘borrowing’ card – make sure your friends don’t bury you too soon. Approximately 40mm Wide
Assembly & Painting Required
Granny Weatherwax Miniature Miniature
£8.00
This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).
Assembly & Painting Required
Granny Weatherwax on a Broomstick Miniature Miniature
£10.00
This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).
Assembly & Painting Required
Granny at the Opera Miniature Miniature
£9.00
This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality metal cast miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with a 30mm premium plastic round base. (Additional bases are also available in this section).
Assembly & Painting Required
The Three Witches Miniature Miniature
£27.50
This group of favourite Discworld characters is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality resin cast triple miniature. It will arrive unpainted, requiring preparation, assembly and painting but when it’s finished you’ll be itching to collect the rest! Provided with 30mm premium plastic round bases. (Additional bases are also available in this section).
Wyrd Sisters Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s famous Wyrd Sisters artwork.
Granny Weatherwax Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
I Still Ate’nt Dead Shopper
£10.00
Our brand new shopper bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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Granny Weatherwax Hoodie
£30.00 - £32.00
High-quality moss green Granny Weatherwax hoodie, bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
I Ate’nt Dead Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
When you’re out borrowing or just need a power nap, this cozy beanie lets everyone know your current status. Featuring Granny Weatherwax’s iconic misspelled note embroidered in rustic style, perfect for witches and headologists alike.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
Product Features:
– 100% premium double layer knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘ embroidered in cream thread
– One size fits most (even with witch’s hat hair)
– Ideal for borrowing sessions and witch trials
– Machine washable
– Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie
The Witches Lanyard
£6.00
A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Wyrd Sisters 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Indulge in a thrilling 1000-piece puzzle showcasing Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.
“Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.”
— Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Small - 2XL
The Wyrd Sisters T-Shirt T-shirt
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 2XL
Our forest green t-shirt featuring Granny Weatherwax (intolerant, self-opinionated, powerful), Nanny Ogg (down-to-earth, vulgar) and Magrat Garlick (naïve, fond of occult jewellery and bunnies). ‘The Wyrd Sisters’ for short.
“You needed at least three witches for a covern. Two witches was just an argument.” — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
Discworld Pencil Set 2
£6.50
19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil
On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.
— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1
Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully! A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:
- Death of Rat’s ‘SQUEAK!’
- Librarian’s ‘Ook!’
- Granny’s favourite sign ‘I Aten’t Dead’
- The City Watch’s slogan ‘Fabricati Diem PVNC’
- Rincewind’s unique moniker ‘Wizzard’
