Librarian

“He was made up for a joke. Sadly, that’s how it goes. I needed to turn a librarian into something funny, and an orangutan was good enough (having met real male orangutans in the wild, I now know that laughing or exposing your teeth in any way is not a sensible thing to do).” – Terry Pratchett, The Art of Discworld

NEW!

Ook! Domed Sticker

£2.00

A sticker featuring the Librarian’s “Ook!” as opposed to “Eek”….

Ideal for sticking onto your computers, notebooks, mirrors and noses

A self-adhesive domed sticker.

 

Size: 25.8mm x 30mm

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The Librarian Hogswatch Sweatshirt

£30.00 - £32.00

The Librarian under the mistletoe. A jolly festive sweatshirt. A wonderful edition to any  seasonal wardrobe.

“Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.”
“Very nourishin’ fruit, Mr Stibbons.”
“Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it’s not actually a fruit, sir.”
“Really?”
“Yes, sir. Botanically, it’s a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it’s cladistically associated with the Krullian pipefish, sir, which of course is also yellow and goes around in bunches or shoals.”
“And lives in trees?”
“Well, not usually, sir. The banana is obviously exploiting a new niche.”
“Good heavens, really? It’s a funny thing, but I’ve never much liked bananas and I’ve always been a bit suspicious of fish, too. That’d explain it.” Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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The Unseen University Collection 2022 Covers

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£65.00

Format: Paperback

Size: 198mm x 140mm x 127mm

A set of 7 paperback books from the Unseen University collection, featuring the new cover artwork.

7 paperback books from the Wizzards Series; The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic, Sourcery, Eric, Interesting Times, The Last Continent and Unseen Academicals.

If you’ve never read a Discworld novel, what’s the matter with you?’ Guardian

Pratchett uses his other world to hold up a distorting mirror to our own’ The Times

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Moving Pictures 2023 Cover

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£10.00

Format: Paperback

‘HOLY WOOD IS A DIFFERENT SORT OF PLACE . . . HERE, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE IMPORTANT.’

A new phenomenon is taking over the Discworld: moving pictures. Created by the alchemists of Ankh-Morpork, the growing ‘clicks’ industry moves to the sandy land of Holy Wood, attracted by the light of the sun and some strange calling no one can quite put their finger on…

Also drawn to Holy Wood are aspiring young stars Victor Tugelbend, a wizarding student dropout, and Theda ‘Ginger’ Withel, a small-town girl with big dreams.

But behind the glitz and glamour of the clicks, a sinister presence lurks. Because belief is powerful in the Discworld, and sometimes downright dangerous…

The magic of movies might just unravel reality itself.

‘Funny, delightfully inventive, and refuses to lie down in its genre’Observer

The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Moving Pictures is a standalone.

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The Grumpy Librarian 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

£18.00

Size: 35cm x 48cm

500 PIECE PUZZLE – The Librarian delighted readers in The Colour of Magic, and was transformed into an orangutan in The Light Fantastic as the Octavo fired a beam of magic upwards. On discovering that being an orangutan had certain advantages for a librarian – he can climb up to high shelves, for example – he refused to be transformed back into a human and has remained an orangutan ever since.

STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.

Size: 495mm x 360mm

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Discworld Sepia Cards – Set B

£8.00

Size: A5

We’re delighted to offer this superb collection of high quality greetings cards featuring a selection of well-loved characters in unique sepia print. Featuring the popular, detailed artwork of artist Paul Kidby, these are again long-standing favourites. The cards sport a tasteful matt finish and come complete with premium laid envelopes. Each card is left blank for your own message, making them wonderfully versatile.

This set features Beti, The Librarian, Detritus, Errol, We Mad Arthur, Rincewind & The Luggage, Mort, The Bande with Rocket.

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Librarian Lanyard

£6.00

You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA

A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.

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Discworld Pencil Set 2

£6.50

19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil

On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.

— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1

Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully!  A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:

  • Death of Rat’s ‘SQUEAK!’
  • Librarian’s ‘Ook!’
  • Granny’s favourite sign ‘I Aten’t Dead’
  • The City Watch’s slogan ‘Fabricati Diem PVNC’
  • Rincewind’s unique moniker ‘Wizzard’

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