£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University and bearing the motto ‘Nvnc Id Vides, Nvnc Ne Vides‘.
This cardinal red wallet includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
£15.00
‘Anything you do in the past changes the future. The tiniest little actions have huge consequences. You might tread on an ant now and it might entirely prevent someone from being born in the future.’ There’s nothing like the issue of evolution to get under the skin of academics. Even if their field of expertise is magic rather than biology. With the best and most interfering minds of Unseen University somehow left in charge at a critical evolutionary turning point, the Discworld’s last continent needs a saviour…Who is this hero striding across the red desert? Sheep shearer, beer drinker, bush ranger, and someone who’ll even eat a Meat Pie Floater when he’s sober. In fact, it’s Rincewind, a wizard so inept he can’t even spell wizard. He’s the only hero left. Still…no worries, eh?
£4.00
A leather bookmark embossed with gold, borrowed from the library of Unseen University.
£4.75
Approximately 28mm wide this quality badge depicts the famous saying of UU’s best-loved librarian.
Size: 25mm x 28mm
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£3.50
Worn by the wizards of Unseen University, this crimson and gold shield should be worn with pride. Approximately 22mm High
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£48.00
100% saxony wool – these scarves measure 10″ x 72″ and are striped in navy, crimson, yellow and purple. The UU crest is embroidered in colour at one end. Made in the UK by the leading Oxbridge scarf maker.
Available in Ladies Fit
£22.00 – £24.00
“Unseen University, home of the greatest wizards on the Discworld. And one or two of the worst.” Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise.
£30.00 - £32.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters, and you can show your allegiance now with this classic hoodie.
Available in Ladies Fit
£20.00 – £22.00
A grey marl t-shirt featuring the crest of Unseen University emblazoned on the chest, including the UU motto – NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES – Now You See It, Now You Don’t.
“The aim was to force some sort of regulation on wizardry, which at that time was quite chaotic, and to permit the existence of an institution that would allow one wizard to meet another without immediately endeavouring to blow his head off with magical fire, as was then the case.”
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.
£30.00 - £32.00
This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.
‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!
Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.
£6.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…
Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Release date: November 2025
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Unleash the scholarly chaos of Discworld with this delightful 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle, featuring Paul Kidby’s renowned The Faculty.
This whimsical group portrait gathers the eccentric wizards of Unseen University in a rare moment of poised formality, as if captured by an iconograph for posterity. Towering at the center is the robust Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully, flanked by the stern Dean, the scholarly Lecturer in Recent Runes, the bumbling Bursar, the ever-curious Ponder Stibbons (Reader in Invisible Writings), the dignified Senior Wrangler, the Chair of Indefinite Studies, and the unmistakable Librarian.
“The faculty of Unseen University was an organisation specifically designed to avoid having to do anything, and it had been doing so very successfully for centuries.” Sourcery by Terry Pratchett
A playful take on Terry’s playful take on academia, where spells are rarer than sensible decisions
Sturdy & Collectable Box Encased in a beautifully crafted box, this puzzle is ideal for gifting or treasuring. Designed to complement other Discworld.com puzzle boxes, they create a striking, unified set when displayed together. Begin your collection today and piece together the charm of Discworld, one puzzle at a time!
