£28.00 – £30.00
Death & Albert Hogswatch Seasonal Sweatshirt.
HO HO HO.
‘Well, the night is young,’ said Albert, sitting back in the sacks.
THE NIGHT IS OLD. THE NIGHT IS ALWAYS OLD.
The pigs galloped on. Then, ‘No, it ain’t.’
I’M SORRY?
‘The night isn’t any older than the day, master. It stands to reason. There must have been a day before anyone knew what the night was.’
YES, BUT IT’S MORE DRAMATIC.
‘Oh. Right, then.’ Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the The Great A’Tuin.
This wallet is navy and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s City Watch and bearing the motto ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
This wallet is caramel and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University and bearing the motto ‘Nvnc Id Vides, Nvnc Ne Vides‘.
This burgundy wallet includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
£35.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. 100% cotton canvas rucksack that comes complete with a padded laptop compartment (compatible up to 14”), authentic PU and metal accents, padded back and base panel, heavy rope draw cord closure, adjustable padded shoulder straps and a grab handle. Capacity 19 litres.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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£35.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ military green rucksack. 100% cotton canvas and comes complete with a padded laptop compartment (compatible up to 14”), authentic PU and metal accents, padded back and base panel, heavy rope draw cord closure, adjustable padded shoulder straps and a grab handle. Capacity 19 litres.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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£22.50
New Designs! Size 7-11.
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring Rob Anybody, Sir Terry Pratchett, The Luggage and Rincewind!
NEW!
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
NEW!
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
NEW!
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
£22.50
Size 7-11 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
£22.50
Size 4 to 7 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
£35.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ despatch bag. This military green bag comes complete with zippered main compartment Dual rear pouch pockets and Rip-Strip™ closure. Multiple zippered pockets, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity 14 Litres. Every special constable should have one of these.
Washing Instructions
Sponge clean only
Size: 40 x 30 x 12cm
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£35.00
‘Nil Mortifl Sine Lvcre’‘Fabricati Diem,
This colour washed black bag comes complete with zippered main compartment, dual rear pouch pockets and Rip-Strip™ closure. Multiple zippered pockets, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity 14 Litres.
Every Assassin should have one of these.
Washing Instructions
Sponge clean only
Size: 40 x 30 x 12cm
£20.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. Complete with an internal organiser section, adjustable shoulder strap, antique brass effect fittings and zippered rear pocket. Capacity 5 Litres.
Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm
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£20.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this fantastic sand-coloured City Watch reporter bag. This washed canvas reporter bag comes complete with an iPad™/Tablet compartment, a zippered rear pocket, a zippered mesh pocket under the flap and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity; 5 Litres, Weight; 352g.
Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm
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£48.00
100% saxony wool – these scarves measure 10″ x 72″ and are striped in navy, crimson, yellow and purple. The UU crest is embroidered in colour at one end. Made in the UK by the leading Oxbridge scarf maker.
Available in Ladies Fit
£18.00 – £20.00
“Unseen University, home of the greatest wizards on the Discworld. And one or two of the worst.” Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise.
£20.00 - £22.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.” We can only guess at the reason for the sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University. But one may presume that the millions of ants released into the complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer have something to do with it…
£20.00
‘Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.’ Terry’s astute play on the old saying “give a man a fish and you’ve fed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you’ve fed him for the rest of his life.”
Small - 5XL
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 5XL
The perennial favourite, a Discworld twist on Trainspotting, the 1996 British comedy drama. This image features Daft Wullie, Fion, Rob Anybody, Hamish and the wonderfully-named Not-As-Big-As-Medium-Jock-But-Bigger-Than-Wee-Jock-Jock. Screen printed on a white Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt.
The Feegles didn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’. Sometimes Tiffany wished they’d read a dictionary. They fought like tigers, they fought like demons, they fought like giants. What they didn’t do was fight like something with more than a spoonful of brain.
Available in sizes S - 5XL
£28.00-£30.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
£28.00-£30.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters, and you can show your allegiance now with this classic hoodie.
Last Chance to Buy !
£20.00 – £22.00
This design will be retiring soon.
This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, illustrating one of the most famous scenes from Guards, Guards!
Captain Vimes limped forward from the shadows.
A small and extremely frightened golden dragon was clamped firmly under one arm. His other hand held it by the tail.
The rioters watched it, hypnotised.
“Now I know what you’re thinking,” Vimes went on, softly. “You’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left? And, y’know, I ain’t so sure myself…”
He leaned forward, sighting between the dragon’s ears, and his voice buzzed like a knife blade:
“What you’ve got to ask yourself is: Am I feeling lucky?”
This design will be retiring soon
£20.00 – £22.00
This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, showing nine of the most well-known members of clan Nac Mac Feegle.
“They were all about six inches tall and mostly coloured blue, although it was hard to know if that was the actual colour of their skins or just the dye from their tattoos, which covered every inch that wasn’t covered with red hair. They wore short kilts, and some wore other bits of clothing too, like skinny vests. A few of them wore rabbit or rat skulls on their heads, as a sort of helmet. And every single one of them carried, slung across his back, a sword nearly as big as he was.”
£20.00 – £22.00
This high quality black Gildan t-shirt is screen printed, with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, showing Death with his favourite animals.
‘What is there in this world that makes living worth while?’
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
£20.00 – £22.00
In the spirit of Soul Music, this stunning black t-shirt pays homage to a certain icon of Roundworld music, whilst giving it a distinctly chelonium spin.
Printed digitally on ringspun Gildan t-shirts,
“Through the fathomless deeps of space swims the star turtle Great A’Tuin…”
Available in Ladies Fit
£18.00 – £22.00
A grey marl t-shirt featuring the crest of Unseen University emblazoned on the chest, including the UU motto – NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES – Now You See It, Now You Don’t.
“The aim was to force some sort of regulation on wizardry, which at that time was quite chaotic, and to permit the existence of an institution that would allow one wizard to meet another without immediately endeavouring to blow his head off with magical fire, as was then the case.”
£28-£30
This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.
‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’
