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Vimes Papercut T-shirt

£18.00 - £20.00

“Who are you, anyway?” he said.

Vimes drew himself up. “Captain Vimes, City Watch,” he said.

This met with almost complete silence. The exception was the cheerful voice, somewhere in the back of the crowd, which said: “Night shift, is it?”

A silhouette image of one of the most popular Discworld characters, in striking green from a design by Paper Panda.

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Death Papercut T-shirt

£18.00 – £20.00

“I meant”, said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?” Death thought about it “Cats”, he said eventually, “Cats are Nice”.  A much celebrated quote from Sourcery, in striking colours from a design by Paper Panda.

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Granny Papercut T-shirt

£18.00 - £20.00

…it was unnerving to turn up at Granny’s cottage and find her stretched out on the floor as stiff as a stick and holding, in fingers that were almost blue, a card with the words: I ATE’NT DEAD. A silhouette image of Discworld’s foremost practitioner of headology, in striking colours from a design by Paper Panda.

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Guild Of Assassins Vintage Canvas Satchel Messenger

£35.00

Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). Wear the Assassins’ Guild crest with pride. This vintage black canvas satchel messenger bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, magnetic closures, multiple pockets including a zippered rear pocket and a padded grab handle. The perfect gift for the Assassin in your life.

Size: 370 x 290 x 90mm

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Guild of Assassins Compact Reporter Bag

£20.00

Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. Complete with an internal organiser section, adjustable shoulder strap, antique brass effect fittings and zippered rear pocket. Capacity 5 Litres.

Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm

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The Guild of Assassins Ripper Wallet

£5.00

Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. This high quality velcro fastening ripper wallet is black with expandable coin pocket & clear identification window.

Size: open 240 x 132mm

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Compact Reporter Bag

£20.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this fantastic sand-coloured City Watch reporter bag. This washed canvas reporter bag comes complete with an iPad™/Tablet compartment, a zippered rear pocket, a zippered mesh pocket under the flap and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity; 5 Litres, Weight; 352g.

Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Canvas Satchel Messenger Bag

£35.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ messenger bag. With a padded laptop compartment which will accept most laptop computers up to 15.4″ screen this brown bag comes complete with zippered pockets under front flap, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap with pad. Capacity 16 Litres. Every special constable should have one of these.

Size: 390 x 340 x 130mm

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The City Watch Ripper Wallet

£5.00

‘Fabricati Diem, Pvncti Agvnt Celeriter’ (‘Make the Day, the Moments Pass Quickly’) We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this range of quality ‘City Watch’ products. With expandable coin pocket & clear identification window this wallet is a must for the Watchman in your life.

Size: open 240 x 132mm

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Ankh-Morpork Post Office Bag

£20.00

The motto of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office was for some time displayed on the front of the building as “NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GL OM OF NI T CAN STAY THESE MES ENGERS ABO T THEIR DUTY.” Following the appointment of Lipwig, the missing letters were located on (and recovered from!) the frontage of the hairdresser’s ‘HUGOS’, allowing the motto to be restored to its correct spelling. And now you can proudly display this message on our superb quality graphite grey urban messenger bag which comes complete with padded adjustable shoulder strap and internal organiser section.

Size: 410 X 310mm

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Unseen University Scarf

£45.00

100% saxony wool – these scarves measure 10″ x 72″ and are striped in navy, crimson, yellow and purple. The UU crest is embroidered in colour at one end. Made in the UK by the leading Oxbridge scarf maker.

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Unseen University T-shirt

£18.00 – £20.00

“Unseen University, home of the greatest wizards on the Discworld. And one or two of the worst.” Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise.

 

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Bugarup University Ladies Fit T-shirt

£15.00 £10.00

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Proudly declare your allegiance to the most famous university on XXXX. The Bugarup University (BU) is a University for Wizards in Bugarup, and one of the top (possibly only) higher-education institution on the continent of XXXX, much the same way that the Unseen University is the top school around the Circle Sea.

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Lord Vetinari Rules T-shirt

£10.00 - £20.00

Show your support for the patrician of Ankh-Morpork Lord Havelock Vetinari. Lord Vetinari’s political philosophy can be summed up by his belief that what people wish for most is not good government, or even justice, but merely for things to stay the same; the Vetinari family motto is, after all, Si non confectus, non reficiat (“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”) But we’re not saying don’t change your t-shirt daily!

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Feegles Running – Black T-shirt

£15.00 – £20.00

Feegles spend their time drinking, fighting and stealing (as well as messing with our website on occasion!) to the cheerful cry of “Crivens! This t-shirt features the Nac Mac Feegles running in silhouette, we can only presume looking for their next fight! Look out for your favourite Feegle; Rob Anybody, William the Gonnagle, Big Yan or Daft Wullie.

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Rincewind Running T-shirt

£18.00 - £20.00

Here he goes again – running away from a horde of pursuers! Poor Rincewind the Wizzard spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. So join in celebrating his resolve to run, just think of it as the ideal exercise t-shirt!

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Anthill Inside T-shirt

£15.00 - £20.00

“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.” We can only guess at the reason for the sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University. But one may presume that the millions of ants released into the complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer have something to do with it…

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Give a Man a Fire T-shirt

£18.00

‘Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.’ Terry’s astute play on the old saying “give a man a fish and you’ve fed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you’ve fed him for the rest of his life.”

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Often Licked, Never Beaten’ T-shirt

£15.00

‘Often Licked, Never Beaten.’ The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand’ T-shirt

£15.00

‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand.’ The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Where the Customer Comes First’ T-shirt

£15.00

‘Always Happy to Lend a Hand’. The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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Terry T-shirt

£15.00

This latest t-shirt in our range is the perfect tribute to Terry and an image we absolutely love. Featuring classic artwork and the added bonus of a free Feegle this t-shirt is ready for a’stealin’ from us!

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The Sunshine Sanctuary For Sick Dragons T-shirt

£15.00

Lady Ramkin’s Dragon Sanctuary (also known as the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons) is the premier Dragon sanctuary in Ankh-Morpork, caring for abandoned Swamp Dragons. Run by Lady Sybil Ramkin, with the help of multiple ‘Emmas’, the Dragon Sanctuary provides a loving home for sickly swamp dragons who have a propensity to catch an endless amount of illnesses, or explode at the slightest provocation. Support our dragons and wear your t-shirt with pride!

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May Contain Nuts T-shirt

£15.00

The Librarian tends to spend his leisure hours at the Mended Drum, where he drinks quietly unless provoked, eats prodigious quantities of peanuts, and plays a ruthless game of Cripple Mr Onion with anyone foolish enough to take him on. So grab this t-shirt, buy a bag of nuts and secure yourself a pack of cards on the way home!

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Something Wicked This Way Comes T-shirt

£15.00

‘By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes’ This classic quote is perfectly portrayed here with the help of the ‘loveable’ Greebo, everyone’s favourite ball of malevolence. Greebo is Nanny Ogg’s  ill-tempered tomcat; feared in the forests of Lancre by all animals, and the father of most of the cat population in the area! Flea bitten, scarred from many fights and generally a huge bully of a cat Greebo is renowned for once chasing a bear up a tree. Really it would be rude not to acknowledge this fine cat’s brilliance by missing out on this t-shirt!

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Feeglespotting T-shirt

£15.00

Paul Kidby’s witty twist on Trainspotting, the 1996 British comedy drama, this image features Daft Wullie, Fion, Rob Anybody, Hamish and the wonderfully-named Not-As-Big-As-Medium-Jock-But-Bigger-Than-Wee-Jock-Jock.

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Pale Rider T-shirt

£15.00

Taken from Soul Music, Death takes the leather coat and the Librarian’s motorcycle. Speaking the words “with the coat he borrowed from the Dean” he’s off like a bat out of hell!  This stunning image, created by artist Paul Kidby is one of our most popular t-shirt designs.

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Available in sizes S - 5XL

Anthill Inside Hoodie

£25.00 - 28.00

“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”

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Available in sizes S - 5XL

Granny Weatherwax Papercut Hoodie

£25.00 - 28.00

This hoodie features our immensely popular Paper Panda Granny Weatherwax design.

…it was unnerving to turn up at Granny’s cottage and find her stretched out on the floor as stiff as a stick and holding, in fingers that were almost blue, a card with the words: I ATE’NT DEAD.

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Available in sizes S - 5XL

Sam Vimes Papercut Hoodie

£25.00 - 28.00

This hoodie features our immensely popular Paper Panda Sam Vimes design.

“Who are you, anyway?” he said.

Vimes drew himself up. “Captain Vimes, City Watch,” he said.

This met with almost complete silence. The exception was the cheerful voice, somewhere in the back of the crowd, which said: “Night shift, is it?”

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