Bags & Clothing

City Watch Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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Unseen University Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!

Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.

  • One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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The Turtle Moves Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.

Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.

  • One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests

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Death Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…

These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!

  • One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Look stylish on all astral planes

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Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4

£22.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!

  • Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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Small - 5XL

Something Wicked… T-Shirt T-shirt

£20.00 - £22.00

Size: Small - 5XL

This high quality navy  t-shirt is screen printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy.  Something wicked this way comes indeed…

Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.

‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.

 

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Small - 5XL

Death With Kitten T-Shirt T-shirt

£20.00 - £22.00

Size: Small - 5XL

This high quality black t-shirt is screen printed with one of our most popular images ever. We extremely pleased to announce Death with Kitten returns!

Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.

I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.

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Unseen University Wallet

£15.00

Size: 112mm x 97mm

A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University and bearing the motto ‘Nvnc Id Vides, Nvnc Ne Vides‘.

This burgundy wallet includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Wallet

£15.00

Size: 112mm x 97mm

A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s City Watch and bearing the motto ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.

This wallet is chestnut and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.

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Discworld Masks – Complete Set of 3

£20.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Grab all three Discworld masks. Striking designs featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, The Grumpy Librarian and The Three Witches.

  • Three masks featuring artwork of famous Discworld individuals
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – Night Watch

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld masks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – The Grumpy Librarian

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld mask featuring The Grumpy Librarian:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – The Three Witches

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld masks featuring The Three Witches:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – Set of 3 – Collection 2

£20.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Grab all three Discworld masks. Striking designs featuring The Great A’Tuin, Something Wicked and I Still Ate’nt Dead.

  • Three masks featuring artwork and concepts from the famous Discworld
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – Great A’Tuin

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld masks featuring The Great A’Tuin:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – Something Wicked

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld masks featuring Something Wicked:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – I Still Ate’nt Dead

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld masks featuring the defiant word ‘I still Ate’nt Dead’:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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Discworld Masks – Death as the Hogfather

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld masks featuring Death as the Hogfather:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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The Guild Of Seamstresses ‘Where the Customer Comes First’ T-shirt

£18.00

‘Where the Customer Comes First’. The Guild of Seamstresses, some of Ankh-Morpork’s most interesting and much speculated upon characters. With a slogan like ‘NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE’ (No pleasure without pay) one must wonder about their ‘noble’ profession? But you’ll love these flattering t-shirts, why not treat yourself and bring out your inner Seamstress?

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