Bags & Clothing

Available in Ladies Fit

City Watch T-shirt T-shirt

£18.00 – £22.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch t-shirt with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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City Watch Crest Hooded Top

£28.00 – £30.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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City Watch Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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Death Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…

These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!

  • One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Look stylish on all astral planes

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Unseen University Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!

Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.

  • One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 7 – 11

£6.50

Size 7 to 11 only!

It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.

Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.

  • One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests

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The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 4 – 7

£6.50

Size 4 – 7 only!

It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.

Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.

  • One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7
  • Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests

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Small - 5XL

Something Wicked… T-Shirt T-shirt

£20.00 - £22.00

Size: Small - 5XL

This high quality navy  t-shirt is screen printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy.  Something wicked this way comes indeed…

Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.

‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.

 

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Small - 5XL

Death With Kitten T-Shirt T-shirt

£20.00 - £22.00

Size: Small - 5XL

This high quality black t-shirt is screen printed with one of our most popular images ever. We extremely pleased to announce Death with Kitten returns!

Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.

I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.

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Preserving the Disc Shopper

£10.00

A brand new shopper featuring the beautifully intricate aerial view of the Great A’Tuin.

This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.

Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm

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Anthill Inside Shopper

£10.00

“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”

This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.

Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm

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I Still Ate’nt Dead Shopper

£10.00

Our brand new shopper bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.

Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”

This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.

Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm

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The City Watch Badge Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our olive City Watch beanie. Wear it with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was ‘policeman’. If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge?

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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Ook! Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our rust coloured beanie featuring the Librarian’s “Ook!” as opposed to “Eek”…

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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Born to Rune Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our black beanie. Baby you were ‘Born to Rune‘!

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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NEW!

The Great A’Tuin Umbrella

£40.00

Size: Canopy diameter (open) 130cm

April Showers? No Problem! Introducing The Great A’Tuin Umbrella.

“It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country’s main export. It had rain mines.” — Soul Music, Terry Pratchett

Storm proof golf umbrella for maximum impact! Fitted with an ergonomic black pistol grip handle as standard. Made in the UK

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Small - 3XL

Librarian with Balloon T-Shirt T-shirt

£20.00 - £22.00

Size: Small - 3XL

This high quality sand coloured  T-shirt is printed using a DTG process. It portrays the blissfully happy Librarian holding onto a red balloon.

‘There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.’

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Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt

£28.00 – £30.00

Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt. SQUEAK!

“Thank you  very much, my order arrived today and exceeds my expectations.
Death of Rats is exceptional. Once again thank you and I will continue to explore my love of Terry with you.”
Gordon

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I Ate’nt Dead Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our green coloured beanie based on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘borrowing’ card bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.

Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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Squeak! Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our French navy coloured beanie featuring the Death of Rat’s “Squeak!”

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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UU Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our burgundy coloured beanie and carry the wizards of Unseen University with you.

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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NEW!

Shepherd’s Crown Tote Bag

£6.00

Honey bee tote bag, created for the release of Terry’s final novel the Shepherd’s Crown. Limited stock.

“Suddenly there was a humming in the air, and the bees were there too. They flowed out of Granny Weatherwax’s hive, circling Tiffany like a halo, crowning her, and swarm and girl stood on the threshold of the cottage and Tiffany reached out her arms and the bees settled along them, and welcomed her home.”
Terry Pratchett, The Shepherd’s Crown

Size: 37cm x 41cm

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The Librarian Hogswatch Sweatshirt

£28.00 – £30.00

The Librarian under the mistletoe. A jolly festive sweatshirt. A wonderful edition to any  seasonal wardrobe.

“Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.”
“Very nourishin’ fruit, Mr Stibbons.”
“Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it’s not actually a fruit, sir.”
“Really?”
“Yes, sir. Botanically, it’s a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it’s cladistically associated with the Krullian pipefish, sir, which of course is also yellow and goes around in bunches or shoals.”
“And lives in trees?”
“Well, not usually, sir. The banana is obviously exploiting a new niche.”
“Good heavens, really? It’s a funny thing, but I’ve never much liked bananas and I’ve always been a bit suspicious of fish, too. That’d explain it.” Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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Small - 4XL

Death With Albert Hogswatch T-Shirt T-shirt

£20.00 - £22.00

Size: Small - 4XL

Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.

“No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”

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Small - 2XL

The Wyrd Sisters T-Shirt T-shirt

£20.00 - £22.00

Size: Small - 2XL

Our forest green t-shirt featuring Granny Weatherwax (intolerant, self-opinionated, powerful), Nanny Ogg (down-to-earth, vulgar) and Magrat Garlick (naïve, fond of occult jewellery and bunnies). ‘The Wyrd Sisters’ for short.

“You needed at least three witches for a covern. Two witches was just an argument.” — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

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