The Great A’Tuin Navy Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the The Great A’Tuin.
This wallet is navy and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
Accessories
Ankh-Morpork City Watch Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s City Watch and bearing the motto ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
This wallet is caramel and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
Unseen University Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University and bearing the motto ‘Nvnc Id Vides, Nvnc Ne Vides‘.
This cardinal red wallet includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
Guild of Assassins Vintage Canvas Rucksack
£38.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. 100% cotton canvas rucksack that comes complete with a padded laptop compartment (compatible up to 14”), authentic PU and metal accents, padded back and base panel, heavy rope draw cord closure, adjustable padded shoulder straps and a grab handle. Capacity 19 litres.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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Guild of Assassins Compact Reporter Canvas Bag
£25.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. Complete with an internal organiser section, adjustable shoulder strap, antique brass effect fittings and zippered rear pocket. Capacity 5 Litres.
Size: 220 x 260 x 110mm
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Preserving the Disc Shopper
£10.00
A brand new shopper featuring the beautifully intricate aerial view of the Great A’Tuin.
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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Anthill Inside Shopper
£10.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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I Still Ate’nt Dead Shopper
£10.00
Our brand new shopper bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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The City Watch Crest Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our olive City Watch beanie. Wear it with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was ‘policeman’. If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge?
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
Ook! Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our rust coloured beanie featuring the Librarian’s “Ook!” as opposed to “Eek”…
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
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Born to Rune Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our black beanie. Baby you were ‘Born to Rune‘!
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
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The Great A’Tuin Umbrella
£40.00
Size: Canopy diameter (open) 130cm
April Showers? No Problem! Introducing The Great A’Tuin Umbrella.
“It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country’s main export. It had rain mines.” — Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
Storm proof golf umbrella for maximum impact! Fitted with an ergonomic black pistol grip handle as standard. Made in the UK
I Ate’nt Dead Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
When you’re out borrowing or just need a power nap, this cozy beanie lets everyone know your current status. Featuring Granny Weatherwax’s iconic misspelled note embroidered in rustic style, perfect for witches and headologists alike.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
Product Features:
– 100% premium double layer knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘ embroidered in cream thread
– One size fits most (even with witch’s hat hair)
– Ideal for borrowing sessions and witch trials
– Machine washable
– Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie
Squeak! Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Show your appreciation for Discworld’s most specialised anthropomorphic personification with this sleek black beanie featuring ‘SQUEAK!’ embroidered in skeletal white lettering. Perfect for those who appreciate both rodents and inevitability.
Product Features:
– 100% premium double layer knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– Premium French navy knit fabric for a sophisticated look
– One size fits most adults
– Machine washable
– Perfect for winter wear or year-round Discworld pride
UU Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our burgundy coloured beanie and carry the wizards of Unseen University with you.
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
Witches Tote Bag
£10.00
Witches recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring an ever popular quote from Terry Pratchett’s Tiffany Aching novel, Wintersmith . . .
“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.”
– Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
Size: (H)42 x (W)38 x (D)4 cm
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Tiffany Aching Tote Bag
£10.00
Tiffany Aching recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring Tiffany’s shambles and wisdom from Terry Pratchett’s novel, The Wee Free Men;
“If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”
– Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
Size: (H)42 x (W)38 x (D)4 cm
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Hex Tote Bag
£10.00
Hex recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring the elaborate Unseen University computer and a quote from the Terry Pratchett’s novel, Hogfather.
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Size: (H)42 x (W)38 x (D)4 cm
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Crivens! Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Crivens! Beanie – Our 7th Design in the Discworld Collection
“Crivens! Ach, ye scunners!” – Now you can wear the battle cry of the Nac Mac Feegle proudly on your head!
Inspired by Terry Pratchett’s fierce but tiny blue warriors, this cozy beanie features the iconic “Crivens!” exclamation embroidered in bold lettering. Perfect for both Discworld fans and those who just need a warm head while causing mischief.
“They may be tiny, but they are fearless. They may be blue, but they are mighty. And they definitely know how to make an entrance!” — Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
Product Features:
– 100% premium knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– Bold “Crivens!” embroidery in striking white thread
– One size fits most adults
– Machine washable
– Perfect for winter wear or year-round Discworld pride
Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Canvas Rucksack
£38.00
Size: Dimensions: 28 x 38 x 13 cm Capacity: 18 litres
“A watchman would go equipped with his copper’s badge, a notebook, and something to keep the rain off.” — Terry Pratchett
Whether you’re patrolling the streets of Ankh-Morpork or navigating your daily adventures, this premium vintage rucksack in rich caramel is your perfect companion.
Featuring the prestigious City Watch badge on the front pocket, this rucksack tells everyone you’re on the side of law and order (mostly).
Specifications
Authentic PU and metal accents. Laptop compatible up to 14″. Padded laptop compartment. Heavy rope draw cord closure. Padded adjustable shoulder straps. Padded back panel. Padded base. Grab handle. BSCI certified. Reach certified.
- Bag Capacity 19 Litres
- Dimensions 26 x 45 x 16.5cm
- Washing Instructions Sponge clean only.
- Material: 100% Cotton Canvas
- Weight 640g
Care Instructions
Surface clean only. Like a good Watch member, this bag wears its experience with pride – the occasional scuff or mark only adds to its character.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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