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Family Values Canvas Print
£35.00
Size: 300mm x 400mm
Our brand new canvas design, Family Values.
“Susan: It’s in Her Bones
Susan Sto Helit, Death’s granddaughter and off-spring of Mort and Ysabel. Ordinary genetics should not allow any supernatural traits to be passed on, but things are different when there’s a Death in the family” — The Art of Discworld
Size: 300mm x 400mm
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Nanny Ogg Mother’s Mug
£8.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
Nanny Ogg Mother’s Coaster
£4.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
Great A’Tuin 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
1000 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE featuring The Great ‘Tuin. A Giant Star Turtle (of the species Chelys galactica) who travels through the Discworld universe, carrying four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld. Attempts by telepaths to learn more about Great ‘Tuin’s intents have not met with much success. All they’ve been able to discern is that the Great A’Tuin is looking forward to something’.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch – Embossed
£25.00
Exclusively embossed with Tiffany’s horse
Tiffany Aching’s Guide To Being A Witch
by Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent, marking the 20th Anniversary of Terry Pratchett’s first Tiffany Aching novel The Wee Free Men and the first time Rhianna Pratchett has contributed to her father’s body of literary work for children. With illustrations from Terry’s ‘artist of choice’ Paul Kidby. Press release…
‘They say you don’t find witchcraft, it finds you…‘
An illustrated and practical guide to being a witch in Discworld, covering everything you’ve ever wanted to know from telling the bees to magical cheese, from dealing with elves to making deals with demons, from tending flocks to fending off forces from other worlds.
This beautiful and practical guide has been compiled by Tiffany Aching herself, including snippets of remembered wisdom from Granny Aching alongside notes from Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Miss Tick, and Rob Anybody who offer their own unique perspectives on all things witchcraft. Whether you’re a herbologist or a headologist, this book will inspire and empower new witches and seasoned practitioners alike.
Published by Puffin on the 9th November 2023 in hardback.
Men at Arms Paperback 2023
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
‘PEOPLE OUGHT TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES … THE PROBLEM IS, PEOPLE ONLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES IF YOU TELL THEM TO.’
Times are a-changing in Ankh-Morpork’s Night Watch.
New recruits have been hired to reflect the city’s diversity, including Corporal Carrot (technically a dwarf), Lance-constable Cuddy (really a dwarf), Lance-constable Detritus (a troll), and Lance-constable Angua (a woman … full moons aside).
What’s more, Captain Sam Vimes is getting married and retiring from the Watch. For good. Which is a shame, because no one knows the streets of Ankh-Morpork or its criminal underworld better than him.
And someone armed and dangerous has been getting ideas about power and destiny and lost kings, committing a string of seemingly random murders across the city.
The new recruits will need to learn fast …
‘Funny, wise and mock heroic . . . the best-crafted book I have read all year’ Sunday Express
Men At Arms is the second book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
Guards! Guards! Paperback 2023
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
‘NOBLE DRAGONS DON’T HAVE FRIENDS. THE NEAREST THEY CAN GET TO THE IDEA IS AN ENEMY WHO IS STILL ALIVE.’
The city of Ankh-Morpork is in turmoil, its citizens revolting. Again.
A shadowy secret brotherhood has summoned a dragon to spread terror throughout the city, intent on overthrowing the Patrician and ruling in his place. Too bad the dragon has ideas of its own …
It’s up to Captain Sam Vimes and the ramshackle Night Watch to stop it. Only problem is, the Watch are more used to dealing with mobs than dragons.
And if they can’t bring down this fire-breathing tyrant and reinstate their own, slightly less dangerous one, Ankh-Morpork might be lost. For ever…
‘This is one of Pratchett’s best books. Hilarious and highly recommended’ The Times
Guards! Guards! is the first book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
Something Wicked… Tea Towel
£8.00
This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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Glorious 25th May Tea Towel
£8.00
Size: 74cmx48cm
This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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I Shall Wear Midnight
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£15.00
The fourth book in the incredible Tiffany Aching series. Now in a brand-new gift edition, part of the Discworld Hardback Library!
‘Writing at the height of his powers . . . [Terry Pratchett] makes us laugh a lot.’ The Sunday Times
As the witch of the Chalk, Tiffany Aching performs the distinctly unglamorous work of caring for the needy.
But someone – or something – is inciting fear, generating dark thoughts and angry murmurs against witches.
Tiffany must find the source of unrest and defeat the evil at its root. Aided by the tiny-but-tough Wee Free Men, Tiffany faces a dire challenge, for if she falls, the whole Chalk falls with her . .
Unseen University Lanyard
£6.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…
Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
City Watch Lanyard
£6.00
Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.
‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip. He doesn’t let on what he knows. He doesn’t say what he’s thinking. No. He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time. His mind works like mad but his face is a blank. Until he’s ready.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Death With Kitten Lanyard
£6.00
Love Death? (Not literally, just the character), love kittens?
This is the one for you.
‘Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
The Witches Lanyard
£6.00
A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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Librarian Ook Mug
£8.00
You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
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One Man One Vote Mug
£8.00
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.” Terry Pratchett
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Death With Albert Hogswatch T-Shirt T-shirt
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 4XL
Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.
“No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”
White Aziraphale Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in both an angelic white & gold and a devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Black Crowley Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in devilish black & red or angelic white, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Wyrd Sisters 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Indulge in a thrilling 1000-piece puzzle showcasing Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.
“Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.”
— Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Death & Albert Hogswatch 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
‘Hogswatch is coming…’ so get ready to indulge yourself in a thrilling 1000-piece puzzle showcasing Death & Albert.
“DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.”
— Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Small - 2XL
The Wyrd Sisters T-Shirt T-shirt
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 2XL
Our forest green t-shirt featuring Granny Weatherwax (intolerant, self-opinionated, powerful), Nanny Ogg (down-to-earth, vulgar) and Magrat Garlick (naïve, fond of occult jewellery and bunnies). ‘The Wyrd Sisters’ for short.
“You needed at least three witches for a covern. Two witches was just an argument.” — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
The Wee Free Men 2023 Cover Release
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
Introducing Tiffany to a New Generation with Fresh Cover Designs by Leo Nickolls & Paul Kidby
Nine-year-old Tiffany Aching thinks her Granny Aching – a wise shepherd – might have been a witch, but now Granny Aching is dead and it’s up to Tiffany to work it all out when strange things begin happening: a fairy-tale monster in the stream, a headless horseman and, strangest of all, the tiny blue men in kilts, the Wee Free Men, who have come looking for the new ‘hag’. These are the Nac Mac Feegles, the pictsies, who like nothing better than thievin’, fightin’ and drinkin’. Then Tiffany’s young brother goes missing and Tiffany and the Wee Free Men must join forces to save him from the Queen of the Fairies . . . THE FIRST BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SEQUENCE
A Hat Full of Sky 2023 Cover Release
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
Introducing Tiffany to a New Generation with Fresh Cover Designs by Leo Nickolls & Paul Kidb
A real witch never casually steps out of her body, leaving it empty. Eleven-year-old Tiffany does. And there’s something just waiting for a handy body to take over. Something ancient and horrible, which can’t die. . . THE SECOND BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SEQUENCE
Wintersmith
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
‘Crivens!’ Tiffany Aching put one foot wrong, made just one little mistake . . . And now the spirit of winter is in love with her. He gives her roses and icebergs and showers her with snowflakes, which is tough when you’re thirteen, but also just a little bit . . . cool. And if Tiffany doesn’t work out how to deal with him, there will never be another springtime . . . Crackling with energy and humour, Wintersmith is the third tale in a sequence about Tiffany Aching and the Wee Free Men – the Nac Mac Feegles who are determined to help Tiffany, whether she wants it or not . . . THE THIRD BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SEQUENCE
I Shall Wear Midnight 2023 Cover Release
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
Introducing Tiffany to a New Generation with Fresh Cover Designs by Leo Nickolls & Paul Kidby
It’s not easy being a witch, and it’s certainly not all whizzing about on broomsticks, but Tiffany Aching – teen witch – is doing her best. Until something evil wakes up, something that stirs up all the old stories about nasty old witches, so that just wearing a pointy hat suddenly seems a very bad idea. Worse still, this evil ghost from the past is hunting down one witch in particular. He’s hunting for Tiffany. And he’s found her . . . THE FORTH BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SEQUENCE
The Shepherd’s Crown 2023 Cover Release
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
Introducing Tiffany to a New Generation with Fresh Cover Designs by Leo Nickolls & Paul Kidby
A SHIVERING OF WORLDS
Deep in the Chalk, something is stirring. The owls and the foxes can sense it, and Tiffany Aching feels it in her boots. An old enemy is gathering strength.
This is a time of endings and beginnings, old friends and new, a blurring of edges and a shifting of power. Now Tiffany stands between the light and the dark, the good and the bad.
As the fairy horde prepares for invasion, Tiffany must summon all the witches to stand with her. To protect the land. Her land.
There will be a reckoning . . .
THE FINAL BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SEQUENCE
