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Unseen University Crest T-shirt

£18.00 – £22.00

A grey marl t-shirt featuring the crest of Unseen University emblazoned on the chest, including the UU motto – NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES – Now You See It, Now You Don’t.

“The aim was to force some sort of regulation on wizardry, which at that time was quite chaotic, and to permit the existence of an institution that would allow one wizard to meet another without immediately endeavouring to blow his head off with magical fire, as was then the case.”

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Unseen University Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.

The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.

Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.

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Unseen University Crest

£28-£30

This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.

‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’

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The Wee Free Men

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£8.00

Format: Paperback

Tiffany wants to be a witch when she grows up.

A proper one, with a pointy hat. And flying, she’s always dreamed of flying (though it’s cold up there, you have to wear really thick pants, two layers).

But she’s worried Tiffany isn’t a very ‘witchy’ name. And a witch has always protected Tiffany’s land, to stop the nightmares getting through.

Now the nightmares have taken her brother, and it’s up to her to get him back.

With a horde of unruly fairies at her disposal, Tiffany is not alone. And she is the twentieth granddaughter of her Granny Aching: shepherdess extraordinaire, and protector of the land.

Tiffany Aching. Now there’s a rather good name for a witch.

‘Quite, quite brilliant’
Starburst

THE FIRST BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SERIES

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Available in Ladies Fit

City Watch T-shirt T-shirt

£18.00 – £22.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch t-shirt with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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City Watch Crest Hooded Top

£28.00 – £30.00

Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).

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Dragons Tea Towel

£7.00

Add some flare to the washing up! Featuring the artwork of Discworld artist Paul Kidby, and the careful observations of Leonard of Quirm on dragons.

This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.

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City Watch Crest Temporary Tattoo

£2.25 £1 50p

Stand out as a member of the City Watch (or put it somewhere more discreet if you’re undercover). Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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City Watch Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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Death Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…

These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!

  • One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Look stylish on all astral planes

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Unseen University Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!

Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.

  • One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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