Vimes

Vimes shook his head and strolled on. “They don’t have trolls in Klatch, do they?” he said.
“Nossir. It’s der heat. Troll brains don’t work in der heat. If I was to go to Klatch,” said Detritus, his knuckles making little bink-bink noises as he dragged them over the cobbles, “I’d be really stoopid.”
“Detritus?”
“Yessir?”
“Never go to Klatch.”
“Nossir.”
– Terry Pratchett, Jingo

Feet of Clay Paperback 2023

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‘IT WASN’T BY ELIMINATING THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT YOU GOT AT THE TRUTH, HOWEVER IMPROBABLE; IT WAS BY THE MUCH HARDER PROCESS OF ELIMINATING THE POSSIBILITIES.’

Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch is used to trouble. There’s always trouble in Ankh-Morpork.

But this is new: people are being brutally murdered and there’s no evidence of anything alive having been at the crime scene. At the same time, the most powerful man in the city has been poisoned and is clinging on to life by a thread.

It’s a conundrum of a case. With the help of Captain Carrot, the only watchman who knows the law inside-out; Corporal Cheery Littlebottom, an unconventional dwarf with an eye for forensics; and Constable Angua, a werewolf with an excellent sense of smell, Vimes tries to solve the mystery.

But time is of the essence, for something extremely dangerous is loose in the city, its red eyes glowing in the night …

‘Fantastical, inventive . . . laughter waiting to be uncovered on each page’ Observer

Feet Of Clay is the third book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.

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The Fifth Elephant Paperback 2023

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‘WELL, HE THOUGHT, SO THIS IS DIPLOMACY. IT’S LYING, ONLY FOR A BETTER CLASS OF PEOPLE.’

Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is a long way from home.

Sent as reluctant ambassador to Uberwald, a mysterious region inhabited by dwarfs, vampires and werewolves, Vimes must learn the art of diplomacy. Fast. But when he uncovers a mystery with ties back home, the policeman in him can’t help but investigate. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, quite a lot actually. Vimes finds himself on the run through the frozen forests of Uberwald, armed with only his wits and the trousers of Uncle Vanya (don’t ask). And if he doesn’t make it, there’s going to be a terrible war.

But there are monsters on his trail. They’re smart. They’re fast. They’re werewolves.

And they’re catching up . . .

‘Precisely balanced . . . a cracking comic thriller’ The Times

The Fifth Elephant is the fifth book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.

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Night Watch Paperback 2023

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‘DON’T PUT YOUR TRUST IN REVOLUTIONS. THEY ALWAYS COME ROUND AGAIN. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE CALLED REVOLUTIONS. PEOPLE DIE, AND NOTHING CHANGES.’

The twenty-fifth of May is an important, sombre day in Ankh-Morpork – the anniversary of one of the city’s bloodiest rebellions.

But crime stops for nothing, as Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch knows. When a notorious serial killer emerges from hiding, the chase leads the Watch to the roofs of Unseen University where a magical storm is brewing. It’s a case of wrong place, very wrong time.

For Vimes finds himself back in his own rough, tough past with only a killer for company and a city on the brink of revolution to contend with. But he must survive, because he has a job to do: track down the murderer and change the outcome of the rebellion.

And get back to the future before his wife gives birth, of course.

All in a day’s work …

‘The best Discworld book in the whole world ever. Until next time.’ SFX

Night Watch is the sixth book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.

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Thud! Paperback 2023

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‘FOR THE ENEMY IS NOT TROLL, NOR IS IT DWARF, BUT IT IS THE BALEFUL, THE MALIGN, THE COWARDLY, THE VESSELS OF HATRED, THOSE WHO DO A BAD THING AND CALL IT GOOD …’

In the city of Ankh-Morpork, tension is rising between dwarf and troll communities.

A dwarven fanatic has been stoking the flames of an old hatred born of the Battle of Koom Valley -an ancient war between the races that neither side has quite got over. When the dwarf is murdered, with a troll the only witness, Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch must solve the case before history repeats itself.

With his beloved Watch crumbling around him and war drums sounding, Vimes must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin and brave any darkness to find the solution. But darkness is following him …

And at six o’clock every day he must go home to read a bedtime story to his son. There are some things you have to do.

‘Consistently funny, consistently clever and consistently surprising in its twists and turns’ SFX

Thud! is the seventh book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.

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Snuff Paperback 2023

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This is the countryside, after all. Everyone sees where you go and you never know who is behind a hedge.

And if you’re very unlucky, the person behind the hedge could have very unfriendly intentions. It may look idyllic, but the countryside isn’t all flowers and thatched cottages and bracing walks in your best tweed. Beneath the greenery lies a dark underbelly, and there’s something about rambling country houses that attracts dastardly plots and grisly murder. A challenge for any detective, but especially for one bred in the city who doesn’t understand the Way Things Are Done. In the countryside, people know their place, and everyone else’s place too, especially if it’s beneath their own. And they have some rather old fashioned ideas about people who are different from them.

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Guards! Guards! Paperback 2023

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‘NOBLE DRAGONS DON’T HAVE FRIENDS. THE NEAREST THEY CAN GET TO THE IDEA IS AN ENEMY WHO IS STILL ALIVE.’

The city of Ankh-Morpork is in turmoil, its citizens revolting. Again.

A shadowy secret brotherhood has summoned a dragon to spread terror throughout the city, intent on overthrowing the Patrician and ruling in his place. Too bad the dragon has ideas of its own …

It’s up to Captain Sam Vimes and the ramshackle Night Watch to stop it. Only problem is, the Watch are more used to dealing with mobs than dragons.

And if they can’t bring down this fire-breathing tyrant and reinstate their own, slightly less dangerous one, Ankh-Morpork might be lost. For ever…

‘This is one of Pratchett’s best books. Hilarious and highly recommended’ The Times

Guards! Guards! is the first book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.

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Discworld Sepia Cards – Set A

£8.00

Size: A5

We’re delighted to offer this superb collection of high quality greetings cards featuring a selection of well-loved characters in unique sepia print. Featuring the popular, detailed artwork of artist Paul Kidby, these are again long-standing favourites. The cards sport a tasteful matt finish and come complete with premium laid envelopes. Each card is left blank for your own message, making them wonderfully versatile.

This set features The Unusual Suspects, Mona Ogg, Mona Ogg II, Susan, Greebo, Igor & Scraps, Great A’Tuin, Greebo the Man.

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Discworld Pencil Set 2

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19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil

On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.

— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1

Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully!  A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:

  • Death of Rat’s ‘SQUEAK!’
  • Librarian’s ‘Ook!’
  • Granny’s favourite sign ‘I Aten’t Dead’
  • The City Watch’s slogan ‘Fabricati Diem PVNC’
  • Rincewind’s unique moniker ‘Wizzard’

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Night Watch (Penguin Modern Classic) Paperback

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£9.99

Format: Paperback

Page count: 400

Size: 129 x 35 198mm

Now Available as Part of the Distinguished Penguin Modern Classics Collection

Join Sam Vimes in this gritty, time-traveling adventure through the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Now available as part of the distinguished Penguin Modern Classics collection, Night Watch showcases Terry Pratchett at his finest, blending sharp social commentary with unforgettable characters and dark humor.

This new paperback edition features the classic tale of Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, who finds himself thrown back in time during a pivotal moment in his city’s history. As he navigates the dangerous streets of his own past, Vimes must ensure that history takes its proper course while mentoring his younger self and facing one of his most formidable adversaries.

“In Night Watch, Vimes finds himself – along with a peculiarly unpleasant criminal called Carcer – caught in a time-warp, back in his own early days as a Watchman, trying to change the course of a bloody revolution. He is also concerned to prevent his own callow self as a lance-constable from getting killed, so that he may get back to the present and his child may be born. He has become a dead hero called John Keel, who helped to organise the barricades, but was also a Watch captain at Cable Street. His opponents include the corrupt Unmentionables, who arrest and torture people… [A] master storyteller… He is, of course, writing about us.” — A.S.Byatt

“Compulsively readable. . . . Like Jonathan Swift, Pratchett uses his other world to hold up a distorting mirror to our own, and like Swift he is a satirist of enormous talent. He shares with Aristophanes a sense of the comedian’s mission to teach, and with Sophocles a concern to examine the rule of law versus the rights of the individual.”— Guardian

“Both comic and dark, blending high fantasy, twisted storytelling and all manner of wordplay… a fine place to start reading Pratchett” — New York Times Book Review

 

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City Watch Series – Leo Nikolls Cover Designs

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£75.00

Format: Paperback

A set of 8 paperback books from the City Watch Series, starring: Guards! Guards!, Men At Arms, Jingo, Feet of Clay, The Fifth Elephant, Night Watch, Thud! and Snuff

Meet Commander Sam Vimes and the City Watch

Sam Vimes is an old-fashioned copper. He, and the City Watch he commands, started in the gutter (one outside a pub), and Vimes takes care not to forget it, wearing extra thin boots so he can feel the streets of his city as he proceeds along them, cigar in hand, gimlet eyes peeled not just for crime, which being extremely cynical he suspects everyone of, but also injustice, which makes him very angry.

The Discworld books can be read in any order, but this is a particularly good place to start.

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The Industrial Revolution Series – Leo Nikolls Cover Designs

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£45.00

Format: Paperback

Size: 198mm x 140mm x 127mm

A set of 5 paperback books from the Industrial Revolution Series, with each book bringing a new technology to Ankh-Morpork.

The Truth, Monstrous Regiment, Going Postal, Making Money and Raising Steam.

‘The most serious of comedies, the most relevant and real of fantasies’ Independent

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