£22.00 - £24.00

Size: Small - 5XL

Declare your true calling with this clean and clever “ACTUALLY I AM A ROCKET WIZARD” t-shirt.

Directly inspired by the unforgettable Paul Kidby illustration of Ponder Stibbons in Terry Pratchett’s The Last Hero, this design captures the exact typography of the wizard’s tongue-in-cheek declaration.

While chaos reigns across the Disc, Ponder stays calm, does the calculations, and quietly knows his worth.We’ve recreated the original lettering with precision and screen-printed it in a deep, rich black onto a high-quality white Gildan Ultra Cotton t-shirt. The result is minimalist, bold, and instantly recognisable to any true Discworld fan.

Whether you’re an engineer, a scientist, a programmer, or simply someone who prefers logic over luck, this shirt lets you wear your inner Rocket Wizard with pride. It’s subtle enough for everyday wear, yet guaranteed to spark a knowing smile from fellow Pratchett enthusiasts.

• Premium white Gildan Ultra Cotton – soft, breathable, and long-lasting
• Crisp screen print in rich black for excellent durability
• Faithful recreation of the iconic text from Paul Kidby’s art in The Last Hero
• A perfect gift for Discworld fans, STEM lovers, and overworked geniuses everywhere

Because sometimes the greatest magic is just getting the maths right.

Classic Sizes
Small – 34/36″
Medium – 38/40″
Large – 42/44″
XL – 46/48″
2XL – 50/52″
3XL = 54/56″
4XL = 58/60″
5XL = 62/64″