City Watch Hooded Top
£30.00 – £32.00
Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
£30.00 – £32.00
Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.
Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…
These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!
Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.
£6.50
Size 7 to 11 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
£6.50
Size 4 – 7 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
Small - 5XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 5XL
This high quality navy t-shirt is screen printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Small - 5XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 5XL
This high quality black t-shirt is screen printed with one of our most popular images ever. We extremely pleased to announce Death with Kitten returns!
Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.
£10.00
A brand new shopper featuring the beautifully intricate aerial view of the Great A’Tuin.
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
add to cart view details£10.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
add to cart view details£10.00
Our brand new shopper bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
add to cart view details£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our olive City Watch beanie. Wear it with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was ‘policeman’. If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge?
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our rust coloured beanie featuring the Librarian’s “Ook!” as opposed to “Eek”…
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our black beanie. Baby you were ‘Born to Rune‘!
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
£30.00 - £32.00
Trust in yourself and wear your high-quality denim blue Tiffany hoodie with pride.
£30.00 - £32.00
High-quality moss green Granny Weatherwax hoodie, bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
NEW!
£40.00
Size: Canopy diameter (open) 130cm
April Showers? No Problem! Introducing The Great A’Tuin Umbrella.
“It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country’s main export. It had rain mines.” — Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
Storm proof golf umbrella for maximum impact! Fitted with an ergonomic black pistol grip handle as standard. Made in the UK
Small - 3XL
£22.00 - £24.00
Size: Small - 3XL
This high quality sand coloured T-shirt is printed using a DTG process. It portrays the blissfully happy Librarian holding onto a red balloon.
‘There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.’
£30.00 - £32.00
Death of Rats Embroidered Sweatshirt. SQUEAK!
“Thank you very much, my order arrived today and exceeds my expectations.
Death of Rats is exceptional. Once again thank you and I will continue to explore my love of Terry with you.”
— Gordon
£10.00
Size: One Size
When you’re out borrowing or just need a power nap, this cozy beanie lets everyone know your current status. Featuring Granny Weatherwax’s iconic misspelled note embroidered in rustic style, perfect for witches and headologists alike.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
– 100% premium double layer knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘ embroidered in cream thread
– One size fits most (even with witch’s hat hair)
– Ideal for borrowing sessions and witch trials
– Machine washable
– Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Show your appreciation for Discworld’s most specialised anthropomorphic personification with this sleek black beanie featuring ‘SQUEAK!’ embroidered in skeletal white lettering. Perfect for those who appreciate both rodents and inevitability.
– 100% premium double layer knit acrylic for warmth and durability
– Premium French navy knit fabric for a sophisticated look
– One size fits most adults
– Machine washable
– Perfect for winter wear or year-round Discworld pride
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our burgundy coloured beanie and carry the wizards of Unseen University with you.
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
NEW!
£6.00
Honey bee tote bag, created for the release of Terry’s final novel the Shepherd’s Crown. Limited stock.
“Suddenly there was a humming in the air, and the bees were there too. They flowed out of Granny Weatherwax’s hive, circling Tiffany like a halo, crowning her, and swarm and girl stood on the threshold of the cottage and Tiffany reached out her arms and the bees settled along them, and welcomed her home.”
– Terry Pratchett, The Shepherd’s Crown
Size: 37cm x 41cm
add to cart view details£30.00 - £32.00
The Librarian under the mistletoe. A jolly festive sweatshirt. A wonderful edition to any seasonal wardrobe.
“Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.”
“Very nourishin’ fruit, Mr Stibbons.”
“Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it’s not actually a fruit, sir.”
“Really?”
“Yes, sir. Botanically, it’s a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it’s cladistically associated with the Krullian pipefish, sir, which of course is also yellow and goes around in bunches or shoals.”
“And lives in trees?”
“Well, not usually, sir. The banana is obviously exploiting a new niche.”
“Good heavens, really? It’s a funny thing, but I’ve never much liked bananas and I’ve always been a bit suspicious of fish, too. That’d explain it.” Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Small - 4XL
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 4XL
Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.
“No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”
Small - 2XL
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 2XL
Our forest green t-shirt featuring Granny Weatherwax (intolerant, self-opinionated, powerful), Nanny Ogg (down-to-earth, vulgar) and Magrat Garlick (naïve, fond of occult jewellery and bunnies). ‘The Wyrd Sisters’ for short.
“You needed at least three witches for a covern. Two witches was just an argument.” — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
LIMITED!
£15.00
Limited Edition Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch Tote Bag
A stunning cotton tote bag featuring the beautiful cover art from ‘Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch’ on the front, and an exclusive illustration of Tiffany soaring through the skies on her broomstick on the reverse.
This collector’s item was designed to accompanies the new book by Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent, celebrating 20 years of Tiffany Aching. Perfect for carrying your own witch essentials or your copy of the guide!
Limited stock available – when they’re gone, they’re gone!
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Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch – Embossed
by Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent, marking the 20th Anniversary of Terry Pratchett’s first Tiffany Aching novel The Wee Free Men and the first time Rhianna Pratchett has contributed to her father’s body of literary work for children. With illustrations from Terry’s ‘artist of choice’ Paul Kidby. Press release…
NEW!
£10.00
Witches recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring an ever popular quote from Terry Pratchett’s Tiffany Aching novel, Wintersmith . . .
“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.”
– Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
Size: (H)42 x (W)38 x (D)4 cm
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£10.00
Tiffany Aching recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring Tiffany’s shambles and wisdom from Terry Pratchett’s novel, The Wee Free Men;
“If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”
– Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
Size: (H)42 x (W)38 x (D)4 cm
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£10.00
Hex recycled-cotton tote bag, featuring the elaborate Unseen University computer and a quote from the Terry Pratchett’s novel, Hogfather.
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Size: (H)42 x (W)38 x (D)4 cm
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