Tiffany Aching Notebook
£15.00
This beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, is gold foil-blocked with some of the wisdom given to Tiffany Aching by the enigmatic Miss Tick, which begins Tiffany’s journey to becoming a witch.
Hogswatch
Unseen University Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.
Death Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of Death, and bearing his motto – ‘Non Timetis Messor‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Death stickers.
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Death of Rats looked up.
SQUEAK, he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.
Granny Weatherwax Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
The City Watch Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and bearing their motto – ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of City Watch stickers.
Vimes had surreptitiously taken to carrying a notebook these days, and he had noted the damage as if the mere act of writing it down somehow made the world a more understandable place.
Assassins’ Guild Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of the Assassins’ Guild.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Assassins’ Guild stickers.
The members of the Guild of Assassins considered themselves cultured men who enjoyed good music and food and literature. And they knew the value of human life. To a penny, in many cases.
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Samuel Vimes Dweenie Pin
£2.00 £1.00
The latest addition to our popular Dweenie badge collection – Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh!
City Watch Lanyard
£6.00
Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.
‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip. He doesn’t let on what he knows. He doesn’t say what he’s thinking. No. He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time. His mind works like mad but his face is a blank. Until he’s ready.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Glorious 25th May Mug
£8.00
Celebrate the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
The Glorious 25th May Artwork Magnet
£3.50
Size: 80mm x 55mm
A high-quality magnet to celebrate the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Glorious 25th May Tea Towel
£8.00
Size: 74cmx48cm
This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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The Glorious 25th May Coaster
£4.00
Designed to compliment the mug, celebrate the Glorious Revolution with our themed coaster featuring the words…
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up? How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!
Great A’Tuin 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
1000 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE featuring The Great ‘Tuin. A Giant Star Turtle (of the species Chelys galactica) who travels through the Discworld universe, carrying four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld. Attempts by telepaths to learn more about Great ‘Tuin’s intents have not met with much success. All they’ve been able to discern is that the Great A’Tuin is looking forward to something’.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 7 – 11
£6.50
Size 7 to 11 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 4 – 7
£6.50
Size 4 – 7 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
Dark Side of the Turtle Coaster
£4.00
To celebrate the theme of this year’s DWCON – A Discworld twist on a Roundworld classic.
Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4 – Size 7-11
£22.50
Size 7-11 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
- Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4 – Size 4-7
£22.50
Size 4 to 7 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
- Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
Discworld Black Socks 2 – Complete Set of 4
£22.50
New Designs! Size 7-11.
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring Rob Anybody, Sir Terry Pratchett, The Luggage and Rincewind!
- Four pairs of socks with instantly recognisable Discworld individuals
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
Death Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…
These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!
- One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Look stylish on all astral planes
Unseen University Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!
Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.
- One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
City Watch Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.
Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!
- One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…
NEW!
Sir Terry Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring the Terry Silhouette
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Speak His Name
NEW!
Rob Anybody Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring Rob Anybody, Feegle Extraordinaire
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Crivens
Luggage Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring The Luggage
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- The Luggage Said Nothing But Louder This Time
NEW!
Rincewind Running Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring Rincewind Running
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Luck is my Middle Name. Mind You, My First Name is Bad
Vimes Mug
£8.00
No father ever calls his boy ‘son’ unless he’s about to impart wisdom. Well known fact. – Troll Bridge, Terry Pratchett
Casanunda Mug
£8.00
For a limited time, we’re extremely pleased to make the Giamo Casanunda Mug available!
