Vimes Magnet
£3.00
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Fabricati Diem’ artwork.
Hogswatch
Woof Bloody Woof Mug
£8.00
Featuring the most talkative canine resident of Ankh-Morpork, this mug bears Gaspode the Wonder Dog, as imagined by Paul Kidby, and one of his more sardonic utterances.
‘Woof bloody woof,’ said Gaspode the Wonder Dog.
Wyrd Sisters Magnet
£3.00
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s famous Wyrd Sisters artwork.
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Discworld Dweenies Lanyard
£6.00
Love these cute little Discworld characters? Well, this colourful lanyard includes all 34 of your favourites and Sir Terry himself!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
New!
The Witches Lanyard
£6.00
A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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Unseen University Lanyard
£6.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…
Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
New!
Death With Kitten Lanyard
£6.00
Love Death? (Not literally, just the character), love kittens?
This is the one for you.
‘Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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Nac Mac Feegles Lanyard
£6.00
‘The Nac Mac Feegle were indeed ferocious and fearsome fighters, with the minor drawback – from their point of view – that seconds into any fight, sheer enjoyment took over, and they tended to attack one another, nearby trees and, if no other target presented itself, themselves. ‘
Crivens!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Calendar 2024
£15.00
Dive back into Discworld!
Take in great works of art, mysterious locales, famous citizens of the Disc and even stranger delights – all from the drawing board of official Discworld artist Paul Kidby, and the mind of its creator, Sir Terry Pratchett.
All calendar dates are extensive, and exhaustively researched, and include all major real-time calendrical data for Great Britain, Eire, Australia, New Zealand and the USA, as well as moon phases, astronomical phenomena and notable Discworld dates (with helpful explanations for some of the strangest events in the Discworld year.)
Exclusively Featuring the Honey Bee Seal
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White Aziraphale Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in both an angelic white & gold and a devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
New!
Black Crowley Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in devilish black & red or angelic white, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Nanny Ogg Mother’s Mug
£8.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
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Preserving the Disc 2024 Diary
£15.00
Brand New for 2024, our beautiful soft-touch diary
Our Preserving the Disc design comes in graphite grey. Embossed with the beautifully intricate aerial view of the Great A’Tuin and the words ‘Preserving the Disc’.
Features include –
- Blind Embossed Year Date & The Discworld Icon
- Simple, yet practical, with week to view on one page and facing notes page
- 15 month date span from October 2023 to December 2024
- Luxurious Ivory Cream quality paper
- Ecological paper sourced from sustainable forests
- Ribbon Marker
- Coordinating coloured closure band
- Elasticated pen loop
- Practical expandable pocket on the inside back cover
- Overall Dimensions 21cm x 14cm or 8.5 inches x 5.5 inches
Size: Page Size: 210 x 140mm
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The City Watch Badge Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our olive City Watch beanie. Wear it with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was ‘policeman’. If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge?
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
Ook! Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our rust coloured beanie featuring the Librarian’s “Ook!” as opposed to “Eek”…
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
I Ate’nt Dead Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our green coloured beanie based on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘borrowing’ card bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
Squeak! Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our French navy coloured beanie featuring the Death of Rat’s “Squeak!”
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
UU Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our burgundy coloured beanie and carry the wizards of Unseen University with you.
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
Born to Rune Beanie
£10.00
Size: One Size
Keep warm with our black beanie. Baby you were ‘Born to Rune‘!
For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.
Tiffany Aching Notebook
£15.00
This beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, is gold foil-blocked with some of the wisdom given to Tiffany Aching by the enigmatic Miss Tick, which begins Tiffany’s journey to becoming a witch.
Unseen University Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.
Death Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of Death, and bearing his motto – ‘Non Timetis Messor‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Death stickers.
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Death of Rats looked up.
SQUEAK, he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.
Granny Weatherwax Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
The City Watch Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and bearing their motto – ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of City Watch stickers.
Vimes had surreptitiously taken to carrying a notebook these days, and he had noted the damage as if the mere act of writing it down somehow made the world a more understandable place.
Preserving the Disc Shopper
£10.00
A brand new shopper featuring the beautifully intricate aerial view of the Great A’Tuin.
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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Anthill Inside Shopper
£10.00
“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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I Still Ate’nt Dead Shopper
£10.00
Our brand new shopper bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.
Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm
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Post Office Notebook
£15 £7.50
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Ankh-Morpork.
The notebook comes complete with a set of perfectly postable stickers.
Ankh-Morpork never slept; the city never did more than doze, and would wake up around 3 a.m. for a glass of water.
