Unseen University Bookmark
£4.00
A leather bookmark embossed with gold, borrowed from the library of Unseen University.
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Unseen University Alumni Badge
£4.75
Cock-a-snook at mere undergraduates with this Unseen University Alumni Badge. Approximately 35mm high.
Unseen University Doctoral Badge
£5.50
Cock-an-even-bigger-snook at holders of inferior degrees with this Unseen University Doctoral Badge. Approximately 40mm high.
The Librarian ‘Ook’
£4.75
Approximately 28mm wide this quality badge depicts the famous saying of UU’s best-loved librarian.
Size: 25mm x 28mm
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The Luggage Badge
£4.50
A new and improved luggage design and it’s absolutely stunning! Approximately 30mm Wide
Unseen University Shield
£3.50
Worn by the wizards of Unseen University, this crimson and gold shield should be worn with pride. Approximately 22mm High
The Assassin’s Shield
£4.50
Commissioned by the Guild of Assassins, this black and silver shield discreetly displays your alliance. Approximately 25mm High
The Guild of Assassins Prefect
£4.75
Worn exclusively by prefects at the Guild of Assassins’ in Ankh-Morpork. Approximately 30mm High
The Guild of Fools’ Complete Fool
£4.50
A lapel pin for the complete fool in your life.
League of Temperance Ribbon
£4.00
As worn by Otto Chriek. Approximately 30mm High. Show your restraint in the most thoughtful way to the hordes of torch-bearing villagers at your castle door.
Überwald Blood Donor’s Badge
£4.00
Commissioned for the Count de Magpyr from a suggestion by Agnes Nitt in Carpe Jugulum. Approximately 27mm Wide
Blackboard Monitor
£4.00
Of all the honours bestowed on Sam Vimes, this is the one that carries the most weight with the dwarves .
I met the Hogfather at Crumley’s
£4.75
Identical to the badge given to the children of Ankh-Morpork when they visit the Hogfather
at the cities big department store. Approximately 38mm Wide
I Still Ate’nt Dead
£5.00
Based on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘borrowing’ card – make sure your friends don’t bury you too soon. Approximately 40mm Wide
Terry Pratchett: Living With Alzheimer’s
Exclusively sealed with Sir Terry Pratchett's coat of arms£12.00
This programme follows Terry coming to terms with his diagnosis, living with his condition, facing the certainty of its conclusion and his mission to find a cure. Adamant that he has done nothing wrong and that Alzheimer’s sufferers should not be stigmatised, this is the genuine personal journey of one man, through the science and the reality of what it s like to be diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease
Rat Tea Towel
£6.95
In association with Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, show off your mastery of rodent-based cuisine with this carefully detailed guide to cooking the perfect rat!
Based on a design by Paul Kidby, this 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Size: 50cm x 78cm
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Cats Tea Towel
£6.95
For feline admirers everywhere, this tea towel, featuring some of Terry Pratchett’s enduring wisdom, is the ideal kitchen accessory. Whether you’ve got a Greebo, a Maurice or a Ratbag at home, this reminder as to their superiority is sure to draw comments – and miaows from all!
This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Size: 50cm x 78cm
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Woof Bloody Woof Mug
£8.00
Featuring the most talkative canine resident of Ankh-Morpork, this mug bears Gaspode the Wonder Dog, as imagined by Paul Kidby, and one of his more sardonic utterances.
‘Woof bloody woof,’ said Gaspode the Wonder Dog.
Night Watch Magnet
£3.00
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s famous ‘Night Watch‘ artwork.
Librarian Pencil Mug
£8.00
The very first pencil print released was the Librarian, a perennial favourite with readers. This classic illustration is now available as a mug for the very first time.
So it was reasonable to assume that the small purple newts had been part of the floor and the pineapple custard may once have been some books. And several of the wizards later swore that the small sad orangutan sitting in the middle of it all looked very much like the head librarian.
