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Samuel Vimes Dweenie Pin
£2.00 £1.00
The latest addition to our popular Dweenie badge collection – Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh!
Last Chance to Buy !
Discworld Map Tea Towel
£8.00
The Discworld Map tea towel, showing off a vast expanse of the Disc, as seen in The Last Hero. Chart your next journey across the disc whilst you finish the dishes – but remember – here be monsters…
Please note: This tea towel is digitally printed to the highest possible quality in order to show the artwork in all its glory, hence the slightly higher cost.
City Watch Lanyard
£6.00
Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.
‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip. He doesn’t let on what he knows. He doesn’t say what he’s thinking. No. He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time. His mind works like mad but his face is a blank. Until he’s ready.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
A Million Hillsides Magnet
£3.00
A high-quality magnet featuring Terry’s immortal words from Lords and Ladies.
Glorious 25th May Mug
£8.00
Celebrate the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
The Glorious 25th May Artwork Magnet
£3.00
Size: 80mm x 55mm
A high-quality magnet to celebrate the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Glorious 25th May Tea Towel
£8.00
Size: 74cmx48cm
This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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The Glorious 25th May Coaster
£4.00
Designed to compliment the mug, celebrate the Glorious Revolution with our themed coaster featuring the words…
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up? How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!
The Great A’Tuin Navy Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the The Great A’Tuin.
This wallet is navy and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
NEW!
The Great A’Tuin Umbrella
£40.00
Size: Canopy diameter (open) 130cm
April Showers? No Problem! Introducing The Great A’Tuin Umbrella.
“It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country’s main export. It had rain mines.” — Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
Storm proof golf umbrella for maximum impact! Fitted with an ergonomic black pistol grip handle as standard. Made in the UK
NEW!
Great A’Tuin 1000 Piece Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
1000 PIECE PUZZLE featuring The Great ‘Tuin. A Giant Star Turtle (of the species Chelys galactica) who travels through the Discworld universe, carrying four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld. Attempts by telepaths to learn more about Great ‘Tuin’s intents have not met with much success. All they’ve been able to discern is that the Great A’Tuin is looking forward to something’.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 7 – 11
£6.50
Size 7 to 11 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 4 – 7
£6.50
Size 4 – 7 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
Dark Side of the Turtle Coaster
£4.00
To celebrate the theme of this year’s DWCON – A Discworld twist on a Roundworld classic.
