£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.
£2.25
Size: 27 x 33mm
Show your allegiance to the Conjurors’ guild! NVNC ELLE EST MAGICVS – Now That’s Magic.
£2.25
Size: 28 x 33mm
Show your allegiance to the Seamstresses’ guild! NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE. – No pleasure without pay.
£2.25
Size: 29 x 33mm
Show your allegiance to the Beggars’ guild! MONETA SVPERVACANEA, MAGISTER? – Spare change, guv’nor?
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Death with Kitten‘ artwork.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Nac Mac Feegles‘ artwork.
£30.00 - £32.00
This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.
‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’
£10.00
The Discworld, as everyone knows, is a flat world balanced on the backs of four elephants which, in turn, stand on the shell of the giant star turtle, the Great A’Tuin, as it slowly swims through space.
It is also a global publishing phenomenon with sales of over 70 million books worldwide (but who’s counting?). The publication of SNUFF brought the Discworld canon to 39 books – not including the various guides, mapps, diaries and other side-projects. That’s a lot of Discworld to keep track of – more than most people can manage with just the one head – but fear not: help is at hand!
If you’re looking for the ultimate authority on probably the most heavily populated – certainly the most hilarious – setting in fantasy literature…
If you need a handy guide to Discworld locales from Ankh-Morpork to Zemphis…
If you want help telling Achmed the Mad from Jack Zweiblumen…
If your life depends on being able to distinguish the Agatean Empire from the Zoons…
…look no further than THE COMPLETE DISCWORLD COMPANION – now fully updated and completely up to SNUFF!
£5.50
Size: 25mm x 25mm x 1.6mm
Remember me?
Originally released by the original C.M.O.T Dibbler himself, way back in the day, we’re pleased to reintroduce the Ankh Morpork Pin.
It’s a 3D design in brass metal, plated with real gold, gold, gold.
With a butterfly pin fastening, this pin badge is just the right size to be worn on a lapel, a tie, or anywhere else to show off your Morporkian citizenship.
£10.00
In the beginning, there was nothing but endless flatness. Then came the Carpet… That’s the old story everyone knows and loves. But now the Carpet is home to many different tribes and peoples and there’s a new story in the making. The story of Fray, sweeping a trail of destruction across the Carpet. The story of power-hungry mouls – and of two Munrung brothers, who set out on an amazing adventure. It’s a story that will come to a terrible end – if someone doesn’t do something about it. If everyone doesn’t do something about it…
Co-written by Terry Pratchett, aged seventeen, and master storyteller, Terry Pratchett, aged forty-three.
£10.00
Tiffany wants to be a witch when she grows up.
A proper one, with a pointy hat. And flying, she’s always dreamed of flying (though it’s cold up there, you have to wear really thick pants, two layers).
But she’s worried Tiffany isn’t a very ‘witchy’ name. And a witch has always protected Tiffany’s land, to stop the nightmares getting through.
Now the nightmares have taken her brother, and it’s up to her to get him back.
With a horde of unruly fairies at her disposal, Tiffany is not alone. And she is the twentieth granddaughter of her Granny Aching: shepherdess extraordinaire, and protector of the land.
Tiffany Aching. Now there’s a rather good name for a witch.
‘Quite, quite brilliant’
Starburst
THE FIRST BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SERIES
Available in Ladies Fit
£20.00 – £24.00
Wear your high-quality olive City Watch t-shirt with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
£30.00 – £32.00
Wear your high-quality olive City Watch hoodie with pride and marvel as the criminal element of Ankh-Morpork respect you (or at least offer you a generous bribe).
£2.00
Size: 30mm x 30mm
A self-adhesive domed sticker depicting Errol the dragon, promoting The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons.
Ideal for sticking onto computers, notebooks and sleeping dragons.
Size: 30mm x 30mm
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£2.00
Size: 30mm x 30mm
A self-adhesive domed sticker bearing the City Watch crest.
Ideal for sticking onto computers, notebooks and policemen.
Size: 30mm x 30mm
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£8.00
A SHIVERING OF WORLDS
Deep in the Chalk, something is stirring. The owls and the foxes can sense it, and Tiffany Aching feels it in her boots. An old enemy is gathering strength.
This is a time of endings and beginnings, old friends and new, a blurring of edges and a shifting of power. Now Tiffany stands between the light and the dark, the good and the bad.
As the fairy horde prepares for invasion, Tiffany must summon all the witches to stand with her. To protect the land. Her land.
There will be a reckoning . . .
THE FINAL DISCWORLD NOVEL
£7.00
Add some flare to the washing up! Featuring the artwork of Discworld artist Paul Kidby, and the careful observations of Leonard of Quirm on dragons.
This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
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£2.25 £1 50p
Stand out as a member of the City Watch (or put it somewhere more discreet if you’re undercover). Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!
Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.
PRICE DROP!
£2.25 £1 50p
Quicker than covering yourself in blue paint, and ever so slightly less conspicuous, this Rob Anybody temporary tattoo will look great on you, even if you’re ‘Wee’! Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!
Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.
Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!
