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Fabricati Diem T-shirt

£20.00 – £22.00

This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, illustrating one of the most famous scenes from Guards, Guards!

Captain Vimes limped forward from the shadows.

A small and extremely frightened golden dragon was clamped firmly under one arm. His other hand held it by the tail.

The rioters watched it, hypnotised.

“Now I know what you’re thinking,” Vimes went on, softly. “You’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left? And, y’know, I ain’t so sure myself…”

He leaned forward, sighting between the dragon’s ears, and his voice buzzed like a knife blade:

“What you’ve got to ask yourself is: Am I feeling lucky?”

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The City Watch Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and bearing their motto – ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.

The notebook comes complete with a set of City Watch stickers.

Vimes had surreptitiously taken to carrying a notebook these days, and he had noted the damage as if the mere act of writing it down somehow made the world a more understandable place.

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Granny Weatherwax Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.

The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.

Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”

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Death Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of Death, and bearing his motto – ‘Non Timetis Messor‘.

The notebook comes complete with a set of Death stickers.

WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?

The Death of Rats looked up.

SQUEAK, he said.

Death waved a hand dismissively WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.

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The Wee Free Men – Gift Edition

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£14.00

Format: Hardback

There’s a monster in the river, a headless horsemen in the drive. And now Granny Aching has gone, there’s only young Tiffany Aching left to guard the boundaries.

It’s her land. Her duty.

But it’s amazing how useful a horde of unruly pictsies can be…

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City Watch Crest Temporary Tattoo

£2.25

Stand out as a member of the City Watch (or put it somewhere more discreet if you’re undercover). Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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City Watch Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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Death Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…

These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!

  • One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Look stylish on all astral planes

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Wallet

£15.00

Size: 112mm x 97mm

A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s City Watch and bearing the motto ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.

This wallet is chestnut and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.

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Discworld Masks – Death as the Hogfather

£8.00

Size: Adult

“There’s a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask … ?”
Terry Pratchett – Maskerade

Discworld masks featuring Death as the Hogfather:

  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Made in the UK
  • Materials: 100% Polyester, woven with air jet textured PES. 3 layer fabric with elastic ear loops and nose wire
  • Water and dirt repellent
  • Machine washable

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