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Granny Weatherwax Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.

The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.

Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”

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Death Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of Death, and bearing his motto – ‘Non Timetis Messor‘.

The notebook comes complete with a set of Death stickers.

WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?

The Death of Rats looked up.

SQUEAK, he said.

Death waved a hand dismissively WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.

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Seamstresses Guild Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of the Seamstresses’ Guild.

The notebook comes complete with a set of Seamstresses’ Guild stickers.

A survey by the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Merchants of tradespeople in the dock areas of Morpork found 987 women who gave their profession as “seamstress.” Oh…and two needles.

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Unseen University Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.

The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.

Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.

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Conjuror’s Guild Badge

£4.50

Size: 27 x 33mm

A brand new addition to our ever popular badge range. Show your allegiance to the Conjurors’ guild! NVNC ELLE EST MAGICVS – Now That’s Magic.

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Seamstresses’ Guild Badge

£4.50

Size: 28 x 33mm

A brand new addition to our ever popular badge range. Show your allegiance to the Seamstresses’ guild! NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE. – No pleasure without pay.

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Beggar’s Guild Badge

£4.50

Size: 29 x 33mm

A brand new addition to our ever popular badge range. Show your allegiance to the Beggars’ guild! MONETA SVPERVACANEA, MAGISTER? – Spare change, guv’nor?

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The Long Cosmos – Uncorrected Proof

£80.00

Format: Paperback

A rare opportunity to own a The Long Cosmos uncorrected book proof.

2070-71. Nearly six decades after Step Day and in the Long Earth, the new Next post-human society continues to evolve. For Joshua Valienté, now in his late sixties, it is time to take one last solo journey into the High Meggers: an adventure that turns into a disaster. Alone and facing death, his only hope of salvation lies with a group of trolls. But as Joshua confronts his mortality, the Long Earth receives a signal from the stars. A signal that is picked up by radio astronomers but also in more abstract ways – by the trolls and by the Great Traversers. Its message is simple but its implications are enormous:JOIN US.The super-smart Next realise that the Message contains instructions on how to develop an immense artificial intelligence but to build it they have to seek help from throughout the industrious worlds of mankind. Bit by bit, byte by byte, they assemble a computer the size of a continent – a device that will alter the Long Earth’s place within the cosmos and reveal the ultimate, life-affirming goal of those who sent the Message. Its impact will be felt by and resonate with all – mankind and other species, young and old, communities and individuals – who inhabit the Long Earths…

Numbers very limited.

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029 Bilious Trading Card

£1.00

Wait, where’s 18!?

Well done for finding the deliberate mistake! Okay, not quite so deliberate, but we had to make a few last-minute alterations which lead to numbers 18 and 29 swapping numbers but not sets. Assassins are rather too good at escaping when no one’s looking… Besides, we’re much too scared to tell a god and an assassin where to go, so these two cards have a few quirks!

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