Merchandise

One Rhinu coin

£8.00

The standard unit of currency in the Agatean Empire. A goldish coin that arrives in Ankh-Morpork with Twoflower whilst on his travels from the Counterweight Continent.
Embossed with the Agatean Empire crest. Will it ever catch on? Comes complete with velveteen pouch. A perfect item for the collector.

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Last Few

Hogfather Teeth

£5.00

In answer to the huge number of enquiries asking to buy bags of teeth we have now decided to make these available.

For only £5.00 you will receive a mixed bag of twenty teeth taken from the tooth fairy’s castle.

Last Chance to Buy – less than 10 bags left

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Dodger – Waterstones Edition

£20.00

Dodger is a tosher – a sewer scavenger living in the squalor of Dickensian London. Everyone who is nobody knows Dodger. Anyone who is anybody doesn’t. But when he rescues a young girl from a beating, suddenly everybody wants to know him. And Dodger’s tale of skulduggery, dark plans and even darker deeds begins.

Originally released in 2012, this is the Exclusive Waterstones Edition containing extra bonus material.
The jacket features a porthole design and the extra material is The Wise Words of Solomon Cohen.

Very limited stock.

First Edition Hardback

Exclusively embossed with Terry’s signature and a gold seal

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Terry Pratchett: Living With Alzheimer’s

Exclusively sealed with Sir Terry Pratchett's coat of arms

£12.00

This programme follows Terry coming to terms with his diagnosis, living with his condition, facing the certainty of its conclusion and his mission to find a cure. Adamant that he has done nothing wrong and that Alzheimer’s sufferers should not be stigmatised, this is the genuine personal journey of one man, through the science and the reality of what it s like to be diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease

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The Shepherd’s Crown – Waterstones Slipcase

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£120.00

Format: Slipcase

This Waterstones Exclusive Slipcase Edition is exclusively embossed with Terry’s signature and sealed with his coat of arms.

This is a First Edition of only 5000. Each copy is individually stamped and numbered, and features the article ‘Doing As You Would Bee Done By‘, written by Sir Terry Pratchett in 1975.

Deep in the Chalk, something is stirring. The owls and the foxes can sense it, and Tiffany Aching feels it in her boots. An old enemy is gathering strength.

This is a time of endings and beginnings, old friends and new, a blurring of edges and a shifting of power. Now Tiffany stands between the light and the dark, the good and the bad.

As the fairy horde prepares for invasion, Tiffany must summon all the witches to stand with her. To protect the land. Her land.

There will be a reckoning . . .

SIR TERRY PRATCHETT’S FINAL DISCWORLD NOVEL

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Rat Tea Towel

£6.95

In association with Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen, show off your mastery of rodent-based cuisine with this carefully detailed guide to cooking the perfect rat!

Based on a design by Paul Kidby, this 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.

Size: 50cm x 78cm

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Cats Tea Towel

£6.95

For feline admirers everywhere, this tea towel, featuring some of Terry Pratchett’s enduring wisdom, is the ideal kitchen accessory. Whether you’ve got a Greebo, a Maurice or a Ratbag at home, this reminder as to their superiority is sure to draw comments – and miaows from all!

This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.

Size: 50cm x 78cm

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Doctorate of Sweet Fanny Adams

£7.50

The rather colourfully named ‘doctorus adamus cum flabello dulci’ (Doctor of Sweet Fanny Adams), is an hounourary qualification available from Unseen University to all those who are impressed by long names and was bestowed upon Prince Khufurah of Klatch in Jingo.
The certificates were commissioned over twenty years ago as part of Stephen Briggs’ CMOT Dibbler collection, making them not only rare, but a truly collectable part of Discworld history. These certificates were produced as part of the original run so we have limited availability

“Apparently it’s a Doctorum Adamus cum Flabello Dulci—Is there something wrong, Sir Samuel?”

Vimes managed to turn the treacherous laugh into a coughing fit. “No, no, nothing,” he said. “No.”

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Fools’ Guild pin

£60.00

Released in April 2010, this gem from our collectable pin series depicts the Guild of Fools and Joculators and College of Clowns, or “Fools’ Guild” for short. Originally, it was the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but following the advent of Lord Vetinari as Patrician, the bit about Mime Artists was discreetly dropped. The design is composed from black, white, blue and red enamel and features three golden bells, hilarious. The guild motto on the pewter scroll – Dico Dico Dico – translates as ‘I say, I say, I say’.

Very limited stock.

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Terry’s Memorial Pin

£8.00

Commissioned for the Terry Pratchett Memorial, to celebrate Terry’s life and work, this pin features a sprig of lilac, a symbol of Discworld remembrance immortalised in Night Watch. Measuring 30mm high, this pin spells out Terry’s name in golden detailing.

Vimes strolled over the moss-grown gravel. In the twilight, the lilac blooms seemed to shine. Their scent hung in the air like fog.

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The Long Cosmos – Slipcase

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£40.00

Format: Slipcase

2070-71. Nearly six decades after Step Day and in the Long Earth, the new Next post-human society continues to evolve.
For Joshua Valienté, now in his late sixties, it is time to take one last solo journey into the High Meggers: an adventure that turns into a disaster. Alone and facing death, his only hope of salvation lies with a group of trolls. But as Joshua confronts his mortality, the Long Earth receives a signal from the stars. A signal that is picked up by radio astronomers but also in more abstract ways – by the trolls and by the Great Traversers. Its message is simple but its implications are enormous:

JOIN US.

The super-smart Next realise that the Message contains instructions on how to develop an immense artificial intelligence but to build it they have to seek help from throughout the industrious worlds of mankind. Bit by bit, byte by byte, they assemble a computer the size of a continent – a device that will alter the Long Earth’s place within the cosmos and reveal the ultimate, life-affirming goal of those who sent the Message. Its impact will be felt by and resonate with all – mankind and other species, young and old, communities and individuals – who inhabit the Long Earths…

Stock Limited

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The Long Mars – Slipcase Edition

Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms

£40.00

Format: Slipcase

This beautiful first slipcase hardback of The Long Mars was exclusive to Waterstones and is now very rare. Very limited stock.

2040-2045: In the years after the cataclysmic Yellowstone eruption there is massive economic dislocation as populations flee Datum Earth to myriad Long Earth worlds. Sally, Joshua, and Lobsang are all involved in this perilous work when, out of the blue, Sally is contacted by her long-vanished father and inventor of the original Stepper device, Willis Linsay. He tells her he is planning a fantastic voyage across the Long Mars and wants her to accompany him. But Sally soon learns that Willis has ulterior motives …

Meanwhile U. S. Navy Commander Maggie Kauffman has embarked on an incredible journey of her own, leading an expedition to the outer limits of the far Long Earth.

For Joshua, the crisis he faces is much closer to home. He becomes embroiled in the plight of the Next: the super-bright post-humans who are beginning to emerge from their ‘long childhood’ in the community called Happy Landings, located deep in the Long Earth. Ignorance and fear are causing ‘normal’ human society to turn against the Next – and a dramatic showdown seems inevitable . . .

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Woof Bloody Woof Mug

£8.00

Featuring the most talkative canine resident of Ankh-Morpork, this mug bears Gaspode the Wonder Dog, as imagined by Paul Kidby, and one of his more sardonic utterances.

‘Woof bloody woof,’ said Gaspode the Wonder Dog.

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Librarian Pencil Mug

£8.00

The very first pencil print released was the Librarian, a perennial favourite with readers. This classic illustration is now available as a mug for the very first time.

So it was reasonable to assume that the small purple newts had been part of the floor and the pineapple custard may once have been some books. And several of the wizards later swore that the small sad orangutan sitting in the middle of it all looked very much like the head librarian.

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Greebo Pencil Mug

£8.00

The second in a series of prints released back in 1995, this pencil image of Greebo is now available in all it’s glory as a mug.

Nanny Ogg also kept a cat, a huge one-eyed grey tom called Greebo who divided his time between sleeping, eating and fathering the most enormous incestuous feline tribe. He opened his eye like a yellow window into Hell when he heard Granny’s broomstick land awkwardly on the back lawn. With the instinct of his kind he recognised Granny as an inveterate cat-hater and oozed gently under a chair.

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