£6.00
You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£19.00
The must-have for Pratchett fans. Spot famous characters from the Discworld universe, in this unique expanded artwork, available in jigsaw puzzle format for the first time. Accompanied by a poster with biographies of 40 of the best-loved characters.
It has been a massive task getting this lot together over time and space…
Truces have been called and weapons have been sheathed so that you can piece together 140 of the greatest Discworld characters, gathered for the first time in Paul Kidby’s iconic Discworld Massif artwork.
Step into the world of Terry Pratchett and encounter your favourite characters from Death and Rincewind to Granny Weatherwax and a few Feegles.
‘Everyone say chiz!”
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£8.00
Rincewind screaming, a parody of Munch’s famous painting The Scream. Painted for the paperback edition of The Last Hero, the twitchy Rincewind seems to be the perfect character for this image.
‘If we get a chance,’ whispered Rincewind to Nijel, ‘we run, right?’
‘Where to?’
‘From,’ said Rincewind, ‘the important word is from.’ (S)
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REDUCED TO CLEAR, LAST FEW REMAINING
” +++ Good Evening, Archchancellor. I Am Fully Recovered And Enthusiastic About My Tasks +++ ” — Hogfather by Terry Pratchett
… well what better than to record important tasks in our new 2025 diary. With dates starting from October 2024, it is sure to come in handy for the start of the new academic year.
This years’ diary has been blind embossed with our ever popular ‘Anthill Inside’ sticker, which can be found on the outer surface of Hex, a parody on Intel’s ad slogan ‘Intel Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day. We can only guess at the reason for the sticker’s mysterious appearance on Hex at the Unseen University. But one may presume that the millions of ants released into the complex network of glass tubes that make up the bulk of this mighty Discworld computer have something to do with it…
Size: Page Size: 210 x 140mm
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Dive back into Discworld!
Take in great works of art, mysterious locales, famous citizens of the Disc and even stranger delights – all from the drawing board of official Discworld artist Paul Kidby, and the mind of its creator, Sir Terry Pratchett.
All calendar dates are extensive, and exhaustively researched, and include all major real-time calendrical data for Great Britain, Eire, Australia, New Zealand and the USA, as well as moon phases, astronomical phenomena and notable Discworld dates (with helpful explanations for some of the strangest events in the Discworld year.)
Exclusively Featuring the Honey Bee Seal
£10.00
Size: 195mm x 240mm
Making a come back…
Due to popular demand, we have decided to reissue our most popular mousemat ever! Featuring the inimitable Death of Rats with some recently deceased computer mice. Poor things.
Hard-wearing 5mm neoprene mouse mat. Perfect for protecting desks and other surfaces while keeping your mouse in pristine condition. It’s also fitted with a black anti-slip base, just incase you get a little over zealous.
£10.00
Size: 240mm x 195mm
Oh hello…
Anthill Inside remains one of our most popular designs and what better way to display it, than in mouse mat form. One of these actually sat on Terry’s desk. A clever parody on Intel’s ad slogan ‘Intel Inside’. In case you didn’t know…
Hard-wearing 5mm neoprene mouse mat. Perfect for protecting desks and other surfaces while keeping your mouse in pristine condition. It’s also fitted with a black anti-slip base, just incase you get a little over zealous.
£10.00
Size: 195mm x 240mm
Fancy seeing you here…
The third and final design of our re released mousemats. The iconic Great A’Tuin.
Not much else to say really. Enjoy.
Hard-wearing 5mm neoprene mouse mat. Perfect for protecting desks and other surfaces while keeping your mouse in pristine condition. It’s also fitted with a black anti-slip base, just incase you get a little over zealous.
£6.50
19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil
On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.
— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1
Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully! A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:
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£7.95
Size: 40mm x 30mm
Celebrating the Discworld Year, we present this exclusive Luminous Lemur Enamel Pin Badge.
This limited-edition collector’s piece features exquisite detailing in hard enamel. At 30mm, it’s the perfect size to adorn your jacket, bag, or add to your pin collection. But there’s more – watch in wonder as this charming lemur design comes alive with a mysterious glow! Yes, it glows in the dark! Each pin is carefully crafted to meet the highest quality standards, making it a must-have for Discworld enthusiasts and pin collectors alike.
£15.00
Release date: 24th July, 2026
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Dive back into Discworld!
The 2026 Discworld calendar features a range of breathtaking vistas from across the Disc, courtesy of the Discworld Emporium, bringing to life some of the most iconic locations from Terry Pratchett’s bestselling Discworld novels.
Exclusively Featuring the Honey Bee Seal
