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The Long Cosmos – Uncorrected Proof

£80.00

Format: Paperback

A rare opportunity to own a The Long Cosmos uncorrected book proof.

2070-71. Nearly six decades after Step Day and in the Long Earth, the new Next post-human society continues to evolve. For Joshua Valienté, now in his late sixties, it is time to take one last solo journey into the High Meggers: an adventure that turns into a disaster. Alone and facing death, his only hope of salvation lies with a group of trolls. But as Joshua confronts his mortality, the Long Earth receives a signal from the stars. A signal that is picked up by radio astronomers but also in more abstract ways – by the trolls and by the Great Traversers. Its message is simple but its implications are enormous:JOIN US.The super-smart Next realise that the Message contains instructions on how to develop an immense artificial intelligence but to build it they have to seek help from throughout the industrious worlds of mankind. Bit by bit, byte by byte, they assemble a computer the size of a continent – a device that will alter the Long Earth’s place within the cosmos and reveal the ultimate, life-affirming goal of those who sent the Message. Its impact will be felt by and resonate with all – mankind and other species, young and old, communities and individuals – who inhabit the Long Earths…

Numbers very limited.

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029 Bilious Trading Card

£1.00

Wait, where’s 18!?

Well done for finding the deliberate mistake! Okay, not quite so deliberate, but we had to make a few last-minute alterations which lead to numbers 18 and 29 swapping numbers but not sets. Assassins are rather too good at escaping when no one’s looking… Besides, we’re much too scared to tell a god and an assassin where to go, so these two cards have a few quirks!

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The Ankh-Morpork Pin

£4.50

Size: 25mm x 25mm x 1.6mm

Remember me?

Originally released by the original C.M.O.T Dibbler himself, way back in the day, we’re pleased to reintroduce the Ankh Morpork Pin.

It’s a 3D design in brass metal, plated with real gold, gold, gold.

With a butterfly pin fastening, this pin badge is just the right size to be worn on a lapel, a tie, or anywhere else to show off your Morporkian citizenship.

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Fabricati Diem Phone Case

£20.00

Crafted from a hard, scratch-resistant plastic, this high-quality phone case is sublimation printed and will fit snugly around your phone and is available to fit a range of models.

“Now I know what you’re thinking,” Vimes went on, softly. “You’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left? And, y’know, I ain’t so sure myself…”

He leaned forward, sighting between the dragon’s ears, and his voice buzzed like a knife blade:

“What you’ve got to ask yourself is: Am I feeling lucky?”

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Death with Kitten Phone Case

£20.00

Crafted from a hard, scratch-resistant plastic, this high-quality phone case is sublimation printed and will fit snugly around your phone and is available to fit a range of models.

‘What is there in this world that makes living worth while?’

Death thought about it.

CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

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Great A’Tuin Phone Case

£20.00

Crafted from a hard, scratch-resistant plastic, this high-quality phone case is sublimation printed and will fit snugly around your phone and is available to fit a range of models.

Great A’Tuin the turtle comes, swimming slowly through the interstellar gulf, hydrogen frost on his ponderous limbs, his huge and ancient shell pocked with meteor craters. Through sea-sized eyes that are crusted with rheum and asteroid dust He stares fixedly at the Destination.

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The Terry Silhouette Pin

£8.00

Size: 20mm

Commissioned to celebrate the life and work of Sir Terry Pratchett, this beautiful pin of the Terry Pratchett silhouette is finished in black and silver. It measures 20mm across and is presented in a collectable gift box.

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The Librarian Phone Case

£20.00

Crafted from a hard, scratch-resistant plastic, this high-quality phone case is sublimation printed and will fit snugly around your phone and is available to fit a range of models.

‘The Librarian of Unseen University had unilaterally decided to aid comprehension by producing an Orangutan/Human Dictionary. He’d been working on it for three months.

It wasn’t easy. He’d got as far as “Oook.”

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