A Million Hillsides Magnet
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Terry’s immortal words from Lords and Ladies.
Hogswatch
Glorious 25th May Mug
£8.00
Celebrate the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
The Glorious 25th May Artwork Magnet
£3.50
Size: 80mm x 55mm
A high-quality magnet to celebrate the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Glorious 25th May Tea Towel
£8.00
Size: 74cmx48cm
This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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The Glorious 25th May Coaster
£4.00
Designed to compliment the mug, celebrate the Glorious Revolution with our themed coaster featuring the words…
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up? How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!
The Great A’Tuin Navy Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the The Great A’Tuin.
This wallet is navy and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
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The Great A’Tuin Umbrella
£40.00
Size: Canopy diameter (open) 130cm
April Showers? No Problem! Introducing The Great A’Tuin Umbrella.
“It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country’s main export. It had rain mines.” — Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
Storm proof golf umbrella for maximum impact! Fitted with an ergonomic black pistol grip handle as standard. Made in the UK
Great A’Tuin 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
1000 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE featuring The Great ‘Tuin. A Giant Star Turtle (of the species Chelys galactica) who travels through the Discworld universe, carrying four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld. Attempts by telepaths to learn more about Great ‘Tuin’s intents have not met with much success. All they’ve been able to discern is that the Great A’Tuin is looking forward to something’.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 7 – 11
£6.50
Size 7 to 11 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
The Turtle Moves Socks – Size 4 – 7
£6.50
Size 4 – 7 only!
It’s a long way through the desert, and it’s hard on your sandaled feet as you flee the Quisition.
Whether or not you have the god Om in the shape of a tortoise with you, you can remain firm in your beliefs with these chelonium socks.
- One pair of blue socks featuring the Great A’Tuin and the motto ‘The Turtle Moves’ in emerald green.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7
- Guaranteed to thoroughly irk any nearby Omnian priests
Dark Side of the Turtle Coaster
£4.00
To celebrate the theme of this year’s DWCON – A Discworld twist on a Roundworld classic.
Ankh-Morpork City Watch Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s City Watch and bearing the motto ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
This wallet is caramel and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
Unseen University Wallet
£15.00
Size: 112mm x 97mm
A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University and bearing the motto ‘Nvnc Id Vides, Nvnc Ne Vides‘.
This cardinal red wallet includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.
Ankh-Morpork City Watch Vintage Canvas Despatch Bag
£35.00
‘Fabricati Diem, Pvnc’ (‘Make My Day, Punk’). We celebrate Veltrick’s motto with this quality ‘City Watch’ despatch bag. This military green bag comes complete with zippered main compartment Dual rear pouch pockets and Rip-Strip™ closure. Multiple zippered pockets, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity 14 Litres. Every special constable should have one of these.
Washing Instructions
Sponge clean only
Size: 40 x 30 x 12cm
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Guild of Assassins Vintage Rucksack
£35.00
Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). The Guild of Assassins certainly know their stuff and you can now wear their crest with pride on a range of products. 100% cotton canvas rucksack that comes complete with a padded laptop compartment (compatible up to 14”), authentic PU and metal accents, padded back and base panel, heavy rope draw cord closure, adjustable padded shoulder straps and a grab handle. Capacity 19 litres.
Size: 260x450x165mm
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Guild of Assassins Despatch Bag
£35.00
‘Nil Mortifl Sine Lvcre’‘Fabricati Diem,
This colour washed black bag comes complete with zippered main compartment, dual rear pouch pockets and Rip-Strip™ closure. Multiple zippered pockets, antique brass effect fittings and adjustable shoulder strap. Capacity 14 Litres.
Every Assassin should have one of these.
Washing Instructions
Sponge clean only
Size: 40 x 30 x 12cm
Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4 – Size 7-11
£22.50
Size 7-11 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
- Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
Discworld Socks – Complete Set of 4 – Size 4-7
£22.50
Size 4 to 7 only!
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring The Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Unseen University, Death and the Discworld itself!
- Four pairs of socks with the crests and quotes of famous Discworld individuals and institutions
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
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Discworld Socks 2 – Complete Set of 4
£22.50
New Designs! Size 7-11.
Grab all four pairs of Discworld socks before they walk off the shelves! Striking socks featuring Rob Anybody, Sir Terry Pratchett, The Luggage and Rincewind!
- Four pairs of socks with instantly recognisable Discworld individuals
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
Death Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your white horse is saddled, your scythe is polished and you’re just about ready to murder a curry. But whilst bare feet might work for your skeletal master, it’s a little cold for you…
These socks are warm and add an air of authority when reaping mortal souls across the Discworld. The trousers of time have nothing on these socks of Death!
- One pair of black socks with Death’s omega symbol and one of His most well-known sayings in electric blue.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Look stylish on all astral planes
Unseen University Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!
Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.
- One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief
City Watch Socks
£6.50
Now available in 2 size options!
Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.
Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!
- One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- The perfect Hogswatch gift
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
- Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…
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Sir Terry Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring the Terry Silhouette
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Speak His Name
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Rob Anybody Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring Rob Anybody, Feegle Extraordinaire
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Crivens
Luggage Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring The Luggage
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- The Luggage Said Nothing But Louder This Time
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Rincewind Running Socks
£6.50
New Design! Available in 7-11.
- One pair of black socks featuring Rincewind Running
- Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
- Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
- UK Sizes 7 – 11
- Luck is my Middle Name. Mind You, My First Name is Bad
Vimes Mug
£8.00
No father ever calls his boy ‘son’ unless he’s about to impart wisdom. Well known fact. – Troll Bridge, Terry Pratchett
Casanunda Mug
£8.00
For a limited time, we’re extremely pleased to make the Giamo Casanunda Mug available!
