£8.00
The very first pencil print released was the Librarian, a perennial favourite with readers. This classic illustration is now available as a mug for the very first time.
So it was reasonable to assume that the small purple newts had been part of the floor and the pineapple custard may once have been some books. And several of the wizards later swore that the small sad orangutan sitting in the middle of it all looked very much like the head librarian.
£8.00
The second in a series of prints released back in 1995, this pencil image of Greebo is now available in all it’s glory as a mug.
Nanny Ogg also kept a cat, a huge one-eyed grey tom called Greebo who divided his time between sleeping, eating and fathering the most enormous incestuous feline tribe. He opened his eye like a yellow window into Hell when he heard Granny’s broomstick land awkwardly on the back lawn. With the instinct of his kind he recognised Granny as an inveterate cat-hater and oozed gently under a chair.
£8.00
Crivens! Featuring a veritable collection of pictsies, this mug, illustrated by the artist Ray Friesen, is the best way to drink your blindingly strong beverage of choice!
They were all about six inches tall and mostly colored blue, although it was hard to know if that was the actual color of their skins or just the dye from their tattoos, which covered every inch that wasn’t covered with red hair. They wore short kilts, and some wore other bits of clothing too, like skinny vests. A few of them wore rabbit or rat skulls on their heads, as a sort of helmet. And every single one of them carried, slung across his back, a sword nearly as big as he was.
Last Chance to Buy !
£22.00 – £24.00
This design will be retiring soon.
This high quality Gildan t-shirt is screen printed with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, illustrating one of the most famous scenes from Guards, Guards!
Captain Vimes limped forward from the shadows.
A small and extremely frightened golden dragon was clamped firmly under one arm. His other hand held it by the tail.
The rioters watched it, hypnotised.
“Now I know what you’re thinking,” Vimes went on, softly. “You’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left? And, y’know, I ain’t so sure myself…”
He leaned forward, sighting between the dragon’s ears, and his voice buzzed like a knife blade:
“What you’ve got to ask yourself is: Am I feeling lucky?”
This design will be retiring soon
£22.00 – £24.00
This high quality black Gildan t-shirt is screen printed, with a design by Discworld artist Paul Kidby, showing Death with his favourite animals.
‘What is there in this world that makes living worth while?’
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s famous ‘Librarian’ artwork.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s famous ‘Mr Fluffy’ painting.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s famous Wyrd Sisters artwork.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s famous ‘Under an Eldritch Sky‘ artwork.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Fabricati Diem’ artwork.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Death With Stray Cats’ artwork.
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and bearing their motto – ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of City Watch stickers.
Vimes had surreptitiously taken to carrying a notebook these days, and he had noted the damage as if the mere act of writing it down somehow made the world a more understandable place.
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the hat of Granny Weatherwax, and bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Ate’nt Dead‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Witches stickers.
Granny sighed. “You have learned something,” she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the seal of Death, and bearing his motto – ‘Non Timetis Messor‘.
The notebook comes complete with a set of Death stickers.
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Death of Rats looked up.
SQUEAK, he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.
Available in Ladies Fit
£20.00 – £22.00
A grey marl t-shirt featuring the crest of Unseen University emblazoned on the chest, including the UU motto – NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES – Now You See It, Now You Don’t.
“The aim was to force some sort of regulation on wizardry, which at that time was quite chaotic, and to permit the existence of an institution that would allow one wizard to meet another without immediately endeavouring to blow his head off with magical fire, as was then the case.”
£15.00
A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.
The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.
Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.
£2.25
Size: 27 x 33mm
Show your allegiance to the Conjurors’ guild! NVNC ELLE EST MAGICVS – Now That’s Magic.
£2.25
Size: 28 x 33mm
Show your allegiance to the Seamstresses’ guild! NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE. – No pleasure without pay.
£2.25
Size: 29 x 33mm
Show your allegiance to the Beggars’ guild! MONETA SVPERVACANEA, MAGISTER? – Spare change, guv’nor?
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Death with Kitten‘ artwork.
£3.50
A high-quality magnet featuring Paul Kidby’s ‘Nac Mac Feegles‘ artwork.
£30.00 - £32.00
This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.
‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’
£4.95
Size: 25mm x 25mm x 1.6mm
Remember me?
Originally released by the original C.M.O.T Dibbler himself, way back in the day, we’re pleased to reintroduce the Ankh Morpork Pin.
It’s a 3D design in brass metal, plated with real gold, gold, gold.
With a butterfly pin fastening, this pin badge is just the right size to be worn on a lapel, a tie, or anywhere else to show off your Morporkian citizenship.
£10.00
Tiffany wants to be a witch when she grows up.
A proper one, with a pointy hat. And flying, she’s always dreamed of flying (though it’s cold up there, you have to wear really thick pants, two layers).
But she’s worried Tiffany isn’t a very ‘witchy’ name. And a witch has always protected Tiffany’s land, to stop the nightmares getting through.
Now the nightmares have taken her brother, and it’s up to her to get him back.
With a horde of unruly fairies at her disposal, Tiffany is not alone. And she is the twentieth granddaughter of her Granny Aching: shepherdess extraordinaire, and protector of the land.
Tiffany Aching. Now there’s a rather good name for a witch.
‘Quite, quite brilliant’
Starburst
THE FIRST BOOK IN THE TIFFANY ACHING SERIES
