The City Watch


City Watch Crest Temporary Tattoo

£2.25 £1

Stand out as a member of the City Watch (or put it somewhere more discreet if you’re undercover). Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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City Watch Socks


Now available in 2 size options!

Sprinting – or shall we say ‘proceeding’ – down a cobbled Ankh-Morpork street takes it’s toll after a while.

Treat your toes to some sensible footwear – your regulation boots may be made of cardboard but there’s no reason to scrimp on the socks!

  • One pair of khaki green socks with the crest and motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in burnt orange
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Certainly better quality than the standard-issue City Watch uniform socks…

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch Wallet


Size: 112mm x 97mm

A faux-leather style wallet, embossed with the crest of Ankh-Morpork’s City Watch and bearing the motto ‘Fabricati Diem Pvnc‘.

This wallet is chestnut and includes six card slots, compartments to the left and right, as well as a full-width space for notes.

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