The Unseen University Series

Available in Ladies Fit

Unseen University Crest T-shirt

£20.00 – £22.00

A grey marl t-shirt featuring the crest of Unseen University emblazoned on the chest, including the UU motto – NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES – Now You See It, Now You Don’t.

“The aim was to force some sort of regulation on wizardry, which at that time was quite chaotic, and to permit the existence of an institution that would allow one wizard to meet another without immediately endeavouring to blow his head off with magical fire, as was then the case.”

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UU Notebook

Unseen University Notebook

£15.00

Format: Hardback

Page count: 240

Size: A5

A beautiful A5 faux-leather notebook, with lined pages, embossed with the coat of arms of Unseen University.

The notebook comes complete with a set of suitably simian UU stickers.

Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.

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Unseen University Crest Hoodie

£30.00 - £32.00

This grey marl hoodie features the crest and motto of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University.

‘Can’t have a bunch of grocers and butchers telling a university how to run itself, Stibbons!’ Ridcully said firmly. ‘Thank them for their interest and tell them we’ll continue to take one hundred per cent of complete and utter dullards, as usual. Take ‘em in dull, turn ‘em out sparklin’, that’s always been the UU way!’

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Unseen University Socks

£6.50

Now available in 2 size options!

Your robes fit a treat, you’ve loosened your belt for a feast, your long white beard looks immaculate – but the Eater of Socks has struck again!

Treat your toes to some fantastical footwear, the safest way to stave off the advances of the verruca gnome.

  • One pair of burgundy socks with the crest and name of Unseen University in yellow gold.
  • Officially licensed Discworld® merchandise
  • The perfect Hogswatch gift
  • Materials: 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane
  • UK Sizes 4 – 7 or 7 – 11
  • Guaranteed not to be devoured by sock-eating manifestations caused by excess amounts of belief

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Discworld Anthill Inside Shopper

Anthill Inside Shopper

£10.00

“On its outer surface Hex has a sticker saying ‘Anthill Inside’. No one knows why it is there, but it turned up one day.”

This Green & Good™ Wrexham Canvas Shopper is made from natural & unbleached cotton-canvas. Extremely heavy duty bag with long shoulder handle with bottom & side gussets. Ethically produced in India in an audited factory.

Size: 38 x 42 x 12cm

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UU Beanie

UU Beanie

£10.00

Size: One Size

Keep warm with our burgundy coloured beanie and carry the wizards of Unseen University with you.

For this design we use Beechfield Original Cuffed Beanie. One Size. Double layer knit. Cuffed design. 100% soft touch acrylic.

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Librarian Under the Mistletoe Hogswatch Sweatshirt

The Librarian Hogswatch Sweatshirt

£30.00 - £32.00

The Librarian under the mistletoe. A jolly festive sweatshirt. A wonderful edition to any  seasonal wardrobe.

“Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.”
“Very nourishin’ fruit, Mr Stibbons.”
“Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it’s not actually a fruit, sir.”
“Really?”
“Yes, sir. Botanically, it’s a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it’s cladistically associated with the Krullian pipefish, sir, which of course is also yellow and goes around in bunches or shoals.”
“And lives in trees?”
“Well, not usually, sir. The banana is obviously exploiting a new niche.”
“Good heavens, really? It’s a funny thing, but I’ve never much liked bananas and I’ve always been a bit suspicious of fish, too. That’d explain it.” Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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The Grumpy Librarian Puzzle

The Grumpy Librarian 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

£18.00

Size: 35cm x 48cm

500 PIECE PUZZLE – The Librarian delighted readers in The Colour of Magic, and was transformed into an orangutan in The Light Fantastic as the Octavo fired a beam of magic upwards. On discovering that being an orangutan had certain advantages for a librarian – he can climb up to high shelves, for example – he refused to be transformed back into a human and has remained an orangutan ever since.

STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.

Size: 495mm x 360mm

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Discworld Sepia Cards - Set B

Discworld Sepia Cards – Set B

£8.00

Size: A5

We’re delighted to offer this superb collection of high quality greetings cards featuring a selection of well-loved characters in unique sepia print. Featuring the popular, detailed artwork of artist Paul Kidby, these are again long-standing favourites. The cards sport a tasteful matt finish and come complete with premium laid envelopes. Each card is left blank for your own message, making them wonderfully versatile.

This set features Beti, The Librarian, Detritus, Errol, We Mad Arthur, Rincewind & The Luggage, Mort, The Bande with Rocket.

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Unseen University Lanyard

Unseen University Lanyard

£6.00

Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…

Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.

A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.

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Librarian Lanyard

Librarian Lanyard

£6.00

You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA

A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.

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Anthill Inside Mouse Mat

£10.00

Size: 240mm x 195mm

Oh hello…

Anthill Inside remains one of our most popular designs and what better way to display it, than in mouse mat form. One of these actually sat on Terry’s desk.  A clever parody on Intel’s ad slogan ‘Intel Inside’. In case you didn’t know…

Hard-wearing 5mm neoprene mouse mat. Perfect for protecting desks and other surfaces while keeping your mouse in pristine condition. It’s also fitted with a black anti-slip base, just incase you get a little over zealous.

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Discworld Pencils Set 2

Discworld Pencil Set 2

£6.50

19th Grune – Invention of the Pencil

On this day in AM1789, Osric Pencillium succeeded in domestically cultivating the graphite-cored, thin-branched bush which now bears his name. Early ‘pencils’ were very soft 4B varieties.

— The Ankh-Morpork Archives, A Discworld Anthology, Volume 1

Our pencils are not the graphite-cored thin-branched bush type, thankfully!  A range of colours, HB and have a white rubber to undo any mistakes. This set of 5 designs feature typography inspired by some of our favourite characters:

  • Death of Rat’s ‘SQUEAK!’
  • Librarian’s ‘Ook!’
  • Granny’s favourite sign ‘I Aten’t Dead’
  • The City Watch’s slogan ‘Fabricati Diem PVNC’
  • Rincewind’s unique moniker ‘Wizzard’

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NEW!

The Faculty 1000 Piece Puzzle

The Faculty 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

£22.00

Size: 48cm x 69cm

Unleash the scholarly chaos of Discworld with this delightful 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle, featuring Paul Kidby’s renowned The Faculty.

This whimsical group portrait gathers the eccentric wizards of Unseen University in a rare moment of poised formality, as if captured by an iconograph for posterity. Towering at the center is the robust Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully, flanked by the stern Dean, the scholarly Lecturer in Recent Runes, the bumbling Bursar, the ever-curious Ponder Stibbons (Reader in Invisible Writings), the dignified Senior Wrangler, the Chair of Indefinite Studies, and the unmistakable Librarian.

“The faculty of Unseen University was an organisation specifically designed to avoid having to do anything, and it had been doing so very successfully for centuries.”  Sourcery by Terry Pratchett

A playful take on Terry’s playful take on academia, where spells are rarer than sensible decisions

Sturdy & Collectable Box Encased in a beautifully crafted box, this puzzle is ideal for gifting or treasuring. Designed to complement other Discworld.com puzzle boxes, they create a striking, unified set when displayed together. Begin your collection today and piece together the charm of Discworld, one puzzle at a time!

 

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