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Nanny Ogg Mother’s Mug
£8.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
Nanny Ogg Mother’s Coaster
£4.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
Great A’Tuin 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
1000 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE featuring The Great ‘Tuin. A Giant Star Turtle (of the species Chelys galactica) who travels through the Discworld universe, carrying four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld. Attempts by telepaths to learn more about Great ‘Tuin’s intents have not met with much success. All they’ve been able to discern is that the Great A’Tuin is looking forward to something’.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
Night Watch 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£18.00
Size: 35cm x 48cm
500 PIECE PUZZLE – Here you see the Night Watch ‘proceeding’ away from the dragon. It is the task of the Night Watch – Captain Vimes, Sergeant Colon, Corporal Nobbs, and new volunteer Carrot Ironfoundersson – to stop the Dragons reign of terror, with some help from the Librarian, but it seems here that our fearless heroes are taking a break from their duties! Can we really believe they live by their bold motto “FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC”, (“Make my day, punk”).
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
The Grumpy Librarian 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£18.00
Size: 35cm x 48cm
500 PIECE PUZZLE – The Librarian delighted readers in The Colour of Magic, and was transformed into an orangutan in The Light Fantastic as the Octavo fired a beam of magic upwards. On discovering that being an orangutan had certain advantages for a librarian – he can climb up to high shelves, for example – he refused to be transformed back into a human and has remained an orangutan ever since.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
Size: 495mm x 360mm
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The Glorious 25th May Coaster
£4.00
Designed to compliment the mug, celebrate the Glorious Revolution with our themed coaster featuring the words…
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up? How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!
Something Wicked… Tea Towel
£8.00
This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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Glorious 25th May Tea Towel
£8.00
Size: 74cmx48cm
This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Calendar 2024
£15.00 £5.00
Dive back into Discworld!
Take in great works of art, mysterious locales, famous citizens of the Disc and even stranger delights – all from the drawing board of official Discworld artist Paul Kidby, and the mind of its creator, Sir Terry Pratchett.
All calendar dates are extensive, and exhaustively researched, and include all major real-time calendrical data for Great Britain, Eire, Australia, New Zealand and the USA, as well as moon phases, astronomical phenomena and notable Discworld dates (with helpful explanations for some of the strangest events in the Discworld year.)
Exclusively Featuring the Honey Bee Seal
Nac Mac Feegles Lanyard
£6.00
‘The Nac Mac Feegle were indeed ferocious and fearsome fighters, with the minor drawback – from their point of view – that seconds into any fight, sheer enjoyment took over, and they tended to attack one another, nearby trees and, if no other target presented itself, themselves. ‘
Crivens!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Unseen University Lanyard
£6.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…
Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
City Watch Lanyard
£6.00
Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.
‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip. He doesn’t let on what he knows. He doesn’t say what he’s thinking. No. He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time. His mind works like mad but his face is a blank. Until he’s ready.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Death With Kitten Lanyard
£6.00
Love Death? (Not literally, just the character), love kittens?
This is the one for you.
‘Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Discworld Dweenies Lanyard
£6.00
Love these cute little Discworld characters? Well, this colourful lanyard includes all 34 of your favourites and Sir Terry himself!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
The Witches Lanyard
£6.00
A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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Librarian Ook Mug
£8.00
You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
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One Man One Vote Mug
£8.00
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.” Terry Pratchett
White Aziraphale Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in both an angelic white & gold and a devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Black Crowley Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in devilish black & red or angelic white, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Nac Mac Feegles 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Get ready to immerse yourself in the magical world of Discworld with the 1000-piece puzzle featuring the ‘small, very strong, permanently angry…’ Nac Mac Feegles.
“I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE TODAY, said Death. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE CLOTHING, HA HA.”
— Terry Pratchett (A Hat Full of Sky)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Wyrd Sisters 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Indulge in a thrilling 1000-piece puzzle showcasing Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.
“Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.”
— Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Death & Albert Hogswatch 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
‘Hogswatch is coming…’ so get ready to indulge yourself in a thrilling 1000-piece puzzle showcasing Death & Albert.
“DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.”
— Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Crowley Good Omens Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful black A5 faux-leather notebook with raised embossed details in red to the front cover.
“An angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards.”
Commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series, there are two designs in the collection. Aziraphale is also available in angelic white with silver foil, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A5 lined notebook comes equipped with a bookmark, pocket at the back for securing bits and bobs, a pen loop and a handy elastic closure to help keep things secure.
Aziraphale Good Omens Notebook
£15.00
A beautiful white A5 faux-leather notebook with silver foil detailing to the front cover.
“We’re not friends. We are an angel and a demon. We have nothing whatsoever in common. I don’t even like you.”
Commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series, there are two designs in the collection. Crowley is also available in devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A5 lined notebook comes equipped with a bookmark, pocket at the back for securing bits and bobs, a pen loop and a handy elastic closure to help keep things secure.
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Vetinari Family Crest Collectable Pin
£80.00
Released way back in 2009, this Vetinari Family Crest sits on a sword featuring the Ankh Morpork owl as the hilt. The solid black enamel is framed by beautifully detailed pewter flourishes which in turn is enveloped by luxurious lilac enamel and gold curtains.
The family motto on the metallic scroll – Si non confectus, non reficiat – translates ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’.
Extremely limited stock.
I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You’re wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Size: 40mm x 30mm
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Convention 2010 – Discworld Cup Pin Badge
£55.00
Originally released back in 2009 to celebrate the publication of Unseen Academicals. A second unnumbered run was then also released to celebrate the 2010 Discworld Convention.
It features Great A’Tuin and the Disc resting atop of a ‘World’ Cup. There’s a multitude of wonderfully fine detail and the pin is hand finished with green enamel adorning the base.
This particular edition was finished for the Discworld Convention and as such is unnumbered and simply states ‘Discworld Convention’ on the reverse. Comes complete with box. Stock extremely limited.
One Man. One Vote. Vetinari Lanyard
£6.00
Show your support for the most popular politician in Ankh-Morpork – Lord Vetinari
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
