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City Watch Crest Temporary Tattoo

£2.25

Stand out as a member of the City Watch (or put it somewhere more discreet if you’re undercover). Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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Rob Anybody Temporary Tattoo

£2.25

Quicker than covering yourself in blue paint, and ever so slightly less conspicuous, this Rob Anybody temporary tattoo will look great on you, even if you’re ‘Wee’! Unlike a real tattoo, this is guaranteed not to hurt your body or your bank account!

Simply rub on with water. Lasts 1 – 5 days, skin safe and non-toxic.

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Feegle Sheep

£1.00

Take home this freshly-stolen Feegle sheep, it’s ribbon emblazoned with one of their most inspirational sayings: They can tak’ oour lives but they cannae tak’ oour troousers!

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