Nanny Ogg Mother’s Mug
£8.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
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Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
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Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
£10.00
‘HOLY WOOD IS A DIFFERENT SORT OF PLACE . . . HERE, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE IMPORTANT.’
A new phenomenon is taking over the Discworld: moving pictures. Created by the alchemists of Ankh-Morpork, the growing ‘clicks’ industry moves to the sandy land of Holy Wood, attracted by the light of the sun and some strange calling no one can quite put their finger on…
Also drawn to Holy Wood are aspiring young stars Victor Tugelbend, a wizarding student dropout, and Theda ‘Ginger’ Withel, a small-town girl with big dreams.
But behind the glitz and glamour of the clicks, a sinister presence lurks. Because belief is powerful in the Discworld, and sometimes downright dangerous…
The magic of movies might just unravel reality itself.
‘Funny, delightfully inventive, and refuses to lie down in its genre’ – Observer
The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Moving Pictures is a standalone.
£10.00
‘Everybody wanted the railway close, oh yes please, but not so close that they could hear it or smell it’
It’s only in dictatorships that the trains run on time. Everywhere else, signal failures, leaves on the line, the wrong type of snow and the wrong type of sunlight make departure and arrival times just a nice, idealistic theory. So when it becomes a matter of life and death to get a train somewhere on time, the odds don’t look good – especially if that somewhere is a completely new destination. The only thing that upsets people more than railway delays, after all, is building more railway. Past their back gardens. And some of those people will go to extremes to stop locomotion in its tracks…
‘British fiction’s most brilliant satire on contemporary life.’ — Telegraph
‘The most serious of comedies, the most relevant and real of fantasies…at once hilariously cynical and idealistically practical.’ — Independent
£18.00
Size: 35cm x 48cm
500 PIECE PUZZLE – The Librarian delighted readers in The Colour of Magic, and was transformed into an orangutan in The Light Fantastic as the Octavo fired a beam of magic upwards. On discovering that being an orangutan had certain advantages for a librarian – he can climb up to high shelves, for example – he refused to be transformed back into a human and has remained an orangutan ever since.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
Size: 495mm x 360mm
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Exclusively embossed with Tiffany’s horse
Tiffany Aching’s Guide To Being A Witch
by Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent, marking the 20th Anniversary of Terry Pratchett’s first Tiffany Aching novel The Wee Free Men and the first time Rhianna Pratchett has contributed to her father’s body of literary work for children. With illustrations from Terry’s ‘artist of choice’ Paul Kidby. Press release…
‘They say you don’t find witchcraft, it finds you…‘
An illustrated and practical guide to being a witch in Discworld, covering everything you’ve ever wanted to know from telling the bees to magical cheese, from dealing with elves to making deals with demons, from tending flocks to fending off forces from other worlds.
This beautiful and practical guide has been compiled by Tiffany Aching herself, including snippets of remembered wisdom from Granny Aching alongside notes from Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Miss Tick, and Rob Anybody who offer their own unique perspectives on all things witchcraft. Whether you’re a herbologist or a headologist, this book will inspire and empower new witches and seasoned practitioners alike.
Published by Puffin on the 9th November 2023 in hardback.
£10.00
‘PEOPLE OUGHT TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES … THE PROBLEM IS, PEOPLE ONLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES IF YOU TELL THEM TO.’
Times are a-changing in Ankh-Morpork’s Night Watch.
New recruits have been hired to reflect the city’s diversity, including Corporal Carrot (technically a dwarf), Lance-constable Cuddy (really a dwarf), Lance-constable Detritus (a troll), and Lance-constable Angua (a woman … full moons aside).
What’s more, Captain Sam Vimes is getting married and retiring from the Watch. For good. Which is a shame, because no one knows the streets of Ankh-Morpork or its criminal underworld better than him.
And someone armed and dangerous has been getting ideas about power and destiny and lost kings, committing a string of seemingly random murders across the city.
The new recruits will need to learn fast …
‘Funny, wise and mock heroic . . . the best-crafted book I have read all year’ Sunday Express
Men At Arms is the second book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
£10.00
‘IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER TO BLAME IT ON THEM. IT WAS BLEAKLY DEPRESSING TO THINK THAT THEY WERE US.’
War is brewing on the Discworld.
An island has appeared from the ocean depths, right in the middle of the sea which separates the proud empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork. Of course, no one would dream of starting a war with the neighbours without a perfectly good reason . . . such as a ‘strategic’ piece of old rock, for instance.
But when a Klatchian Prince is almost assassinated, peace talks break down and violent nationalism begins to spread. Ankh-Morpork prepares to fight. Only thing is, they don’t have an army. Or much in the way of weapons.
Commander Sam Vimes and the ‘officially disbanded’ City Watch get caught up in a deadly political game where the enemy appears to be on both sides and no one will listen to reason.
And if they don’t stop this absurd war, no one will . . .
‘Generous, amusing and the ideal boarding point for those who have never visited Discworld’ Sunday Telegraph
Jingo is the fourth book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
£10.00
‘IT WASN’T BY ELIMINATING THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT YOU GOT AT THE TRUTH, HOWEVER IMPROBABLE; IT WAS BY THE MUCH HARDER PROCESS OF ELIMINATING THE POSSIBILITIES.’
Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch is used to trouble. There’s always trouble in Ankh-Morpork.
But this is new: people are being brutally murdered and there’s no evidence of anything alive having been at the crime scene. At the same time, the most powerful man in the city has been poisoned and is clinging on to life by a thread.
It’s a conundrum of a case. With the help of Captain Carrot, the only watchman who knows the law inside-out; Corporal Cheery Littlebottom, an unconventional dwarf with an eye for forensics; and Constable Angua, a werewolf with an excellent sense of smell, Vimes tries to solve the mystery.
But time is of the essence, for something extremely dangerous is loose in the city, its red eyes glowing in the night …
‘Fantastical, inventive . . . laughter waiting to be uncovered on each page’ Observer
Feet Of Clay is the third book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
£10.00
‘WELL, HE THOUGHT, SO THIS IS DIPLOMACY. IT’S LYING, ONLY FOR A BETTER CLASS OF PEOPLE.’
Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is a long way from home.
Sent as reluctant ambassador to Uberwald, a mysterious region inhabited by dwarfs, vampires and werewolves, Vimes must learn the art of diplomacy. Fast. But when he uncovers a mystery with ties back home, the policeman in him can’t help but investigate. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, quite a lot actually. Vimes finds himself on the run through the frozen forests of Uberwald, armed with only his wits and the trousers of Uncle Vanya (don’t ask). And if he doesn’t make it, there’s going to be a terrible war.
But there are monsters on his trail. They’re smart. They’re fast. They’re werewolves.
And they’re catching up . . .
‘Precisely balanced . . . a cracking comic thriller’ The Times
The Fifth Elephant is the fifth book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
£10.00
‘DON’T PUT YOUR TRUST IN REVOLUTIONS. THEY ALWAYS COME ROUND AGAIN. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE CALLED REVOLUTIONS. PEOPLE DIE, AND NOTHING CHANGES.’
The twenty-fifth of May is an important, sombre day in Ankh-Morpork – the anniversary of one of the city’s bloodiest rebellions.
But crime stops for nothing, as Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch knows. When a notorious serial killer emerges from hiding, the chase leads the Watch to the roofs of Unseen University where a magical storm is brewing. It’s a case of wrong place, very wrong time.
For Vimes finds himself back in his own rough, tough past with only a killer for company and a city on the brink of revolution to contend with. But he must survive, because he has a job to do: track down the murderer and change the outcome of the rebellion.
And get back to the future before his wife gives birth, of course.
All in a day’s work …
‘The best Discworld book in the whole world ever. Until next time.’ SFX
Night Watch is the sixth book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
£10.00
‘FOR THE ENEMY IS NOT TROLL, NOR IS IT DWARF, BUT IT IS THE BALEFUL, THE MALIGN, THE COWARDLY, THE VESSELS OF HATRED, THOSE WHO DO A BAD THING AND CALL IT GOOD …’
In the city of Ankh-Morpork, tension is rising between dwarf and troll communities.
A dwarven fanatic has been stoking the flames of an old hatred born of the Battle of Koom Valley -an ancient war between the races that neither side has quite got over. When the dwarf is murdered, with a troll the only witness, Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch must solve the case before history repeats itself.
With his beloved Watch crumbling around him and war drums sounding, Vimes must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin and brave any darkness to find the solution. But darkness is following him …
And at six o’clock every day he must go home to read a bedtime story to his son. There are some things you have to do.
‘Consistently funny, consistently clever and consistently surprising in its twists and turns’ SFX
Thud! is the seventh book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
£10.00
This is the countryside, after all. Everyone sees where you go and you never know who is behind a hedge.
And if you’re very unlucky, the person behind the hedge could have very unfriendly intentions. It may look idyllic, but the countryside isn’t all flowers and thatched cottages and bracing walks in your best tweed. Beneath the greenery lies a dark underbelly, and there’s something about rambling country houses that attracts dastardly plots and grisly murder. A challenge for any detective, but especially for one bred in the city who doesn’t understand the Way Things Are Done. In the countryside, people know their place, and everyone else’s place too, especially if it’s beneath their own. And they have some rather old fashioned ideas about people who are different from them.
£4.00
Designed to compliment the mug, celebrate the Glorious Revolution with our themed coaster featuring the words…
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up? How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!
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‘NOBLE DRAGONS DON’T HAVE FRIENDS. THE NEAREST THEY CAN GET TO THE IDEA IS AN ENEMY WHO IS STILL ALIVE.’
The city of Ankh-Morpork is in turmoil, its citizens revolting. Again.
A shadowy secret brotherhood has summoned a dragon to spread terror throughout the city, intent on overthrowing the Patrician and ruling in his place. Too bad the dragon has ideas of its own …
It’s up to Captain Sam Vimes and the ramshackle Night Watch to stop it. Only problem is, the Watch are more used to dealing with mobs than dragons.
And if they can’t bring down this fire-breathing tyrant and reinstate their own, slightly less dangerous one, Ankh-Morpork might be lost. For ever…
‘This is one of Pratchett’s best books. Hilarious and highly recommended’ The Times
Guards! Guards! is the first book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
£8.00
Size: A5
We’re delighted to offer this superb collection of high quality greetings cards featuring a selection of well-loved characters in unique sepia print. Featuring the popular, detailed artwork of artist Paul Kidby, these are again long-standing favourites. The cards sport a tasteful matt finish and come complete with premium laid envelopes. Each card is left blank for your own message, making them wonderfully versatile.
This set features The Unusual Suspects, Mona Ogg, Mona Ogg II, Susan, Greebo, Igor & Scraps, Great A’Tuin, Greebo the Man.
£8.00
Size: A5
We’re delighted to offer this superb collection of high quality greetings cards featuring a selection of well-loved characters in unique sepia print. Featuring the popular, detailed artwork of artist Paul Kidby, these are again long-standing favourites. The cards sport a tasteful matt finish and come complete with premium laid envelopes. Each card is left blank for your own message, making them wonderfully versatile.
This set features Beti, The Librarian, Detritus, Errol, We Mad Arthur, Rincewind & The Luggage, Mort, The Bande with Rocket.
£8.00
This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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Size: 74cmx48cm
This 100% coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK.
Celebrating the Glorious Revolution! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! …and a hard-boiled egg!
…tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. – Sam Vimes
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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The fourth book in the incredible Tiffany Aching series. Now in a brand-new gift edition, part of the Discworld Hardback Library!
‘Writing at the height of his powers . . . [Terry Pratchett] makes us laugh a lot.’ The Sunday Times
As the witch of the Chalk, Tiffany Aching performs the distinctly unglamorous work of caring for the needy.
But someone – or something – is inciting fear, generating dark thoughts and angry murmurs against witches.
Tiffany must find the source of unrest and defeat the evil at its root. Aided by the tiny-but-tough Wee Free Men, Tiffany faces a dire challenge, for if she falls, the whole Chalk falls with her . .
£6.00
‘The Nac Mac Feegle were indeed ferocious and fearsome fighters, with the minor drawback – from their point of view – that seconds into any fight, sheer enjoyment took over, and they tended to attack one another, nearby trees and, if no other target presented itself, themselves. ‘
Crivens!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
£6.00
Unseen University is the premiere school of wizardry in Ankh-Morpork, founded in the year 1282 AM (1 UC) by Alberto Malich the Wise. Located in the city of Ankh-Morpork, the UU is staffed by a faculty of fascinating characters…
Fancy yourself as a student of the Unseen University? This one’s for you.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
£6.00
Want to stand out as a member of the City Watch? This lanyard is just the thing.
‘A copper doesn’t keep flapping his lip. He doesn’t let on what he knows. He doesn’t say what he’s thinking. No. He watches and listens and he learns and he bides his time. His mind works like mad but his face is a blank. Until he’s ready.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
£6.00
Love Death? (Not literally, just the character), love kittens?
This is the one for you.
‘Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
£6.00
A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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£8.00
You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
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“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.” Terry Pratchett
Small - 4XL
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 4XL
Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.
“No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”
Last Chance to Buy !
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in both an angelic white & gold and a devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Last Chance to Buy !
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in devilish black & red or angelic white, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.