Squeak! Domed Sticker
£2.50
A sticker bearing the inimitable Death of Rats “Squeak!”
Ideal for sticking onto your computers, notebooks and printers
A self-adhesive domed sticker.
Size: 35mm x 28mm
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I Still Ate’nt Dead Domed Sticker
£2.50
A sticker based on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘borrowing’ card bearing the legend of her famous sign – ‘I Still Ate’nt Dead‘.
Ideal for sticking onto your computers, notebooks, doors and foreheads
A self-adhesive domed sticker.
Size: 25mm x 40mm
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The Librarian Hogswatch Sweatshirt
£30.00 - £32.00
The Librarian under the mistletoe. A jolly festive sweatshirt. A wonderful edition to any seasonal wardrobe.
“Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.”
“Very nourishin’ fruit, Mr Stibbons.”
“Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it’s not actually a fruit, sir.”
“Really?”
“Yes, sir. Botanically, it’s a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it’s cladistically associated with the Krullian pipefish, sir, which of course is also yellow and goes around in bunches or shoals.”
“And lives in trees?”
“Well, not usually, sir. The banana is obviously exploiting a new niche.”
“Good heavens, really? It’s a funny thing, but I’ve never much liked bananas and I’ve always been a bit suspicious of fish, too. That’d explain it.” Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Family Values Canvas Print Canvas Print
£35.00 > 15.00
Size: 300mm x 400mm
Our brand new canvas design, Family Values.
“Susan: It’s in Her Bones
Susan Sto Helit, Death’s granddaughter and off-spring of Mort and Ysabel. Ordinary genetics should not allow any supernatural traits to be passed on, but things are different when there’s a Death in the family” — The Art of Discworld
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Size: 300mm x 400mm
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Nanny Ogg Mother’s Mug
£8.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
Nanny Ogg Mother’s Day Coaster
£4.00
Featuring that endearing quote from Making Money…
There’s no such thing as too much flattery where Mothers are concerned. – Terry Pratchett
Great A’Tuin 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
1000 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE featuring The Great ‘Tuin. A Giant Star Turtle (of the species Chelys galactica) who travels through the Discworld universe, carrying four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld. Attempts by telepaths to learn more about Great ‘Tuin’s intents have not met with much success. All they’ve been able to discern is that the Great A’Tuin is looking forward to something’.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
The Grumpy Librarian 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£18.00
Size: 35cm x 48cm
500 PIECE PUZZLE – The Librarian delighted readers in The Colour of Magic, and was transformed into an orangutan in The Light Fantastic as the Octavo fired a beam of magic upwards. On discovering that being an orangutan had certain advantages for a librarian – he can climb up to high shelves, for example – he refused to be transformed back into a human and has remained an orangutan ever since.
STURDY & ATTRACTIVE BOX perfect for gifting and storage.
Size: 495mm x 360mm
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Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch – Embossed
£25.00
Exclusively embossed with Tiffany’s horse
Tiffany Aching’s Guide To Being A Witch
by Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent, marking the 20th Anniversary of Terry Pratchett’s first Tiffany Aching novel The Wee Free Men and the first time Rhianna Pratchett has contributed to her father’s body of literary work for children. With illustrations from Terry’s ‘artist of choice’ Paul Kidby. Press release…
‘They say you don’t find witchcraft, it finds you…‘
An illustrated and practical guide to being a witch in Discworld, covering everything you’ve ever wanted to know from telling the bees to magical cheese, from dealing with elves to making deals with demons, from tending flocks to fending off forces from other worlds.
This beautiful and practical guide has been compiled by Tiffany Aching herself, including snippets of remembered wisdom from Granny Aching alongside notes from Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Miss Tick, and Rob Anybody who offer their own unique perspectives on all things witchcraft. Whether you’re a herbologist or a headologist, this book will inspire and empower new witches and seasoned practitioners alike.
Published by Puffin on the 9th November 2023 in hardback.
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Men at Arms Paperback 2023
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
‘PEOPLE OUGHT TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES … THE PROBLEM IS, PEOPLE ONLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES IF YOU TELL THEM TO.’
Times are a-changing in Ankh-Morpork’s Night Watch.
New recruits have been hired to reflect the city’s diversity, including Corporal Carrot (technically a dwarf), Lance-constable Cuddy (really a dwarf), Lance-constable Detritus (a troll), and Lance-constable Angua (a woman … full moons aside).
What’s more, Captain Sam Vimes is getting married and retiring from the Watch. For good. Which is a shame, because no one knows the streets of Ankh-Morpork or its criminal underworld better than him.
And someone armed and dangerous has been getting ideas about power and destiny and lost kings, committing a string of seemingly random murders across the city.
The new recruits will need to learn fast …
‘Funny, wise and mock heroic . . . the best-crafted book I have read all year’ Sunday Express
Men At Arms is the second book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
Guards! Guards! Paperback 2023
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£10.00
‘NOBLE DRAGONS DON’T HAVE FRIENDS. THE NEAREST THEY CAN GET TO THE IDEA IS AN ENEMY WHO IS STILL ALIVE.’
The city of Ankh-Morpork is in turmoil, its citizens revolting. Again.
A shadowy secret brotherhood has summoned a dragon to spread terror throughout the city, intent on overthrowing the Patrician and ruling in his place. Too bad the dragon has ideas of its own …
It’s up to Captain Sam Vimes and the ramshackle Night Watch to stop it. Only problem is, the Watch are more used to dealing with mobs than dragons.
And if they can’t bring down this fire-breathing tyrant and reinstate their own, slightly less dangerous one, Ankh-Morpork might be lost. For ever…
‘This is one of Pratchett’s best books. Hilarious and highly recommended’ The Times
Guards! Guards! is the first book in the City Watch series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.
Discworld Sepia Cards – Set A
£8.00
Size: A5
We’re delighted to offer this superb collection of high quality greetings cards featuring a selection of well-loved characters in unique sepia print. Featuring the popular, detailed artwork of artist Paul Kidby, these are again long-standing favourites. The cards sport a tasteful matt finish and come complete with premium laid envelopes. Each card is left blank for your own message, making them wonderfully versatile.
This set features The Unusual Suspects, Mona Ogg, Mona Ogg II, Susan, Greebo, Igor & Scraps, Great A’Tuin, Greebo the Man.
Discworld Sepia Cards – Set B
£8.00
Size: A5
We’re delighted to offer this superb collection of high quality greetings cards featuring a selection of well-loved characters in unique sepia print. Featuring the popular, detailed artwork of artist Paul Kidby, these are again long-standing favourites. The cards sport a tasteful matt finish and come complete with premium laid envelopes. Each card is left blank for your own message, making them wonderfully versatile.
This set features Beti, The Librarian, Detritus, Errol, We Mad Arthur, Rincewind & The Luggage, Mort, The Bande with Rocket.
Something Wicked… Tea Towel
£8.00
This 100% natural coloured cotton tea towel is produced and made in the UK. Printed with Nanny Ogg’s most fearsome moggy. Something wicked this way comes indeed…
Ferocious dogs would whine and hide under the stairs when Greebo sauntered down the street. Foxes kept away from the village. Wolves made a detour.
‘He’s an old softie really,’ said Nanny.
Size: 48cm x 74cm
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I Shall Wear Midnight
Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms£15.00
The fourth book in the incredible Tiffany Aching series. Now in a brand-new gift edition, part of the Discworld Hardback Library!
‘Writing at the height of his powers . . . [Terry Pratchett] makes us laugh a lot.’ The Sunday Times
As the witch of the Chalk, Tiffany Aching performs the distinctly unglamorous work of caring for the needy.
But someone – or something – is inciting fear, generating dark thoughts and angry murmurs against witches.
Tiffany must find the source of unrest and defeat the evil at its root. Aided by the tiny-but-tough Wee Free Men, Tiffany faces a dire challenge, for if she falls, the whole Chalk falls with her . .
Nac Mac Feegles Lanyard
£6.00
‘The Nac Mac Feegle were indeed ferocious and fearsome fighters, with the minor drawback – from their point of view – that seconds into any fight, sheer enjoyment took over, and they tended to attack one another, nearby trees and, if no other target presented itself, themselves. ‘
Crivens!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Death With Kitten Lanyard
£6.00
Love Death? (Not literally, just the character), love kittens?
This is the one for you.
‘Death opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON’T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.’
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Discworld Dweenies Lanyard
£6.00
Love these cute little Discworld characters? Well, this colourful lanyard includes all 34 of your favourites and Sir Terry himself!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
The Witches Lanyard
£6.00
A little gathering together of all things witchy.
Featuring Tiffany’s White Horse, Nanny’s hat, Granny’s shawl pin and her ‘borrowing’ card.
Spooky.
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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Librarian Ook Mug
£8.00
You didn’t get anywhere at Unseen University without being able to understand the vast number of meanings that can be carried by the word Ook. — UA
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One Man One Vote Mug
£8.00
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.” Terry Pratchett
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Death and Albert Hogswatch T-Shirt T-shirt
£20.00 - £22.00
Size: Small - 4XL
Death & Albert Hogswatch seasonal t-shirt. HO HO HO.
“No, no, no!” said Albert. “You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offence intended. It’s got to be a big fat laugh. You got too… you got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.”
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White Aziraphale Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in both an angelic white & gold and a devilish black & red, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
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Black Crowley Lanyard
£6.00
These beautiful lanyards have been commissioned to celebrate the successful dramatisation of the Good Omens series.
Available in devilish black & red or angelic white, it’s time to choose your side – The End is Nigh!
A 20mm dye sublimation lanyard complete with trigger clip fitting, split ring and safety break.
Nac Mac Feegles 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Get ready to immerse yourself in the magical world of Discworld with the 1000-piece puzzle featuring the ‘small, very strong, permanently angry…’ Nac Mac Feegles.
“I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE TODAY, said Death. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE CLOTHING, HA HA.”
— Terry Pratchett (A Hat Full of Sky)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
Wyrd Sisters 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
£22.00
Size: 48cm x 69cm
Indulge in a thrilling 1000-piece puzzle showcasing Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.
“Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.”
— Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)
Our puzzles come in a robust box that can withstand even the clumsiest of hands. Plus, with its stunning design, it makes for the perfect gift for any puzzle or Discworld enthusiast.
This is just one of six Discworld.com puzzles that are designed to look like they were made for each other when displayed together on a shelf. So, why not collect them all and create a bookshelf of pure magic?
